How the hell has Jokeland managed a hit through the first 3 innings?

[warriorfan707]

Shocking

[Van G]

One seeing-eye groundball base-hit past a diving Sanchez @ 2nd base

And an out-on-the-front-foot dink blooper to RF that landed right in front of Ross in RF

Those are the only hits the A's could manage over 8 innings vs. the Freak