True Lion Sports Tip of the Day!

[buztah]

True Lion Sports (James Earl Jone's voice)!

True Lion Sports (Jon Lovitz's voice)!

True Lion Sports (Jesse Ventura's voice)!

Rararararararararadio Network (Jim Cramer's voice)!

A True Lion Sports company.

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Good day out there to you players in radiooooo land! We're coming to you live over the airways here in crisp n cool Topeka on 860 WKZY! The True Lion, Buzzy (cue Paris Hilton's voice -- "he promised to call me back soon!"), is in da house!

(Cue lion's roar --- "Roooooooaaaaaarrrrrr! Rara ROAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!)

It's the True Lion Sports Tip of the Dayyyyyy!!!!

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(Cue applause and screaming fans. Cue Charlie Sheen's: "The man has his BLEEPing priorities in order. I love the guy! We go way back.")

STOP OVERTHINKING THE SIMPLE GAME OF BASEBALL!

[BigOrangeTitans]

Too bad we cant SIMPLY have a day game.

Im taking a nap, this is blasphemy!

[buztah]

Too bad we cant SIMPLY have a day game.

Im taking a nap, this is blasphemy!

TLS management has been lobbying on this issue for some time now and we will continue to fight. No reason we can't have a day game each and every day of the season, Mr. Terwilleger. Follow up with Roxanne Whitewhistle in Logistics to see how you can assist. Thank you.

[BigOrangeTitans]

TLS management has been lobbying on this issue for some time now and we will continue to fight. No reason we can't have a day game each and every day of the season, Mr. Terwilleger. Follow up with Roxanne Whitewhistle in Logistics to see how you can assist. Thank you.

Thanks Buzz, fukkin ridiculous around here. Good to see you have some order and discipline over at TLS. I will speak with Roxanne over drinks this evening.

[buztah]

Thanks Buzz, fukkin ridiculous around here. Good to see you have some order and discipline over at TLS. I will speak with Roxanne over drinks this evening.

Good man. I know you will make this happen. Have a whiskey sour for me.