True Lion Sports Tip of the Day!

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  • buztah
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 03-23-07
    • 7470

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    True Lion Sports Tip of the Day!
    True Lion Sports (James Earl Jone's voice)!

    True Lion Sports (Weird Al Yankavick's voice)!

    True Lion Sports (Pat Buchanan's voice)!

    Rararararararararadio Network (Howie Long's voice)!

    A True Lion Sports company.

    (Cue Sanford n Son jingle on low volume)


    Good day out there to you players in radiooooo land! We're coming to you live over the airways here in tintillatin' Topeka on 860 WKZY! The True Lion, Buzzy (cue Paris Hilton's voice -- "I wanna have his babies!"), is in da house!

    (Cue lion's roar --- "Roooooooaaaaaarrrrrr! Rara ROAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!)

    It's the True Lion Sports Tip of the Dayyyyyy!!!!

    (Cue full intro to Smells Like Teen Spirit)

    (Cue applause and screaming fans. Cue Jack Black's voice: "The man -- hey that man is the shizzle! He's the BLEEPing man, man!")

    Always factor the intangibles into your capping. Sometimes being conscious of a manager's or player's marital problems is of more value than knowing a given pitcher's WHIP or ERA.
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