Phil Coke got drunk instead

[HoulihansTX]

Loading up the bases in the 1st inning. Walking in runners, and not really trying hard.

[No coincidences]

This is the same guy who gave up 1 run in his last two starts.



Interesting strategy, not throwing strikes to the worst hitting team in baseball.

[ebbearsfb1]

This is the same guy who gave up 1 run in his last two starts. Interesting strategy, not throwing strikes to the worst hitting team in baseball.

lmao,,, what a bum

[HoulihansTX]

Loading up the bases w/o the ball ever being in play, deserves its own place in the Hall of Fame.

[No coincidences]

Loading up the bases w/o the ball ever being in play, deserves its own place in the Hall of Fame.

Correction -- one ball was in play.

E-1.

[ukbsktbll]

worthless. i put money on Seattle and they always lose i bet against them and this is what happens

[HoulihansTX]

Another walk to load the bases.

Wow, somebody wake this guy up.

[spippen]

somebody please walk out on the field and slap him in the face. He is a disgrace to the MLB.

[No coincidences]

You are facing the worst lineup in baseball. Groove a fvcking fastball already.

[HoulihansTX]

Mariano Riveria is blowing up in Toronto as I type.

[No coincidences]

Wow.

What an abortion.

[spippen]

4-0, the problem with that is now the Tigers will throw in the towel and not even try to fight back. This will be great for the Seattle pitchers stat sheet. Tigers will be swing at anything just to get the game over.

[HoulihansTX]

Riveria just blew a save

[No coincidences]

4-0, the problem with that is now the Tigers will throw in the towel and not even try to fight back. This will be great for the Seattle pitchers stat sheet. Tigers will be swing at anything just to get the game over.

Exactly. This is all Seattle needed -- some scrub to come along and hand them a lead. Now Fister will pitch a shutout.

[spippen]

I hope someone jumps Coke in the parking lot and beats him with a purse, the team will act like they didn't see anything and let him take the beating he deserves.

[HoulihansTX]

Riveria has bases loaded in Toronto.

[Buried_PIRATE]

womp womp

phil coke

2 starts does not a good SP make

[No coincidences]

womp womp

phil coke

2 starts does not a good SP make

I agree with this, but Seattle?!?!

Just throw a fvcking strike. They can't hit.

[HoulihansTX]

Who knows, maybe this scrub Fister will return the favor.

[spippen]

Tigers are asleep on the bases.

[spippen]

Wake Up Detroit you bums!

[HoulihansTX]

Detroit is Cabrera, and a bunch of scrub Mofo's.

Nice unconventional Double play, Raburn.

[HoulihansTX]

Alex Avila is a nice easy out for any pitcher.

Then you have the leadoff hitter, Jackson, hitting a solid .191.

[ukbsktbll]

detroits getting Fister's fist up their asses