True Lion Sports Tip of the Day!

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  • buztah
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 03-23-07
    • 7470

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    True Lion Sports Tip of the Day!
    True Lion Sports (James Earl Jone's voice)!

    True Lion Sports (Lou Ferigno's voice)!

    True Lion Sports (Jeff Foxworthy's voice) Rararararararararadio Network, Brother! (Hulk Hogan's voice)!

    A True Lion Sports company.

    (Cue Starship's We Built This City on very low volume)


    Top ah the mornin' to you players out there in radiooooo land! We're coming to you live over the airways here in hoppin' n boppin' Topeka on 860 WKZY! The True Lion, Buzzy (cue Paris Hilton's voice -- "Oh, I'd do him. I'd definitely do him!"), is in da house!

    (Cue lion's roar --- "Roooooooaaaaaarrrrrr! Rara ROAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!)

    It's the True Lion Sports Tip of the Dayyyyyy!!!!

    (Cue the Pink Panther theme for 10 secs)

    (Cue applause and screaming fans. Cue Bill Clinton's voice: "The man is sharp, what else can I say? He's a BLEEPing wise guy! He practically paid for Chelsea's tuition with his picks!")

    As we approach warmer days, begin to fade fat men in day games.
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