consolidated blackeye shamus major league baseball

[blackeyeshamus]

122-111
1.05

[blackeyeshamus]

rays @ -114
reds @ -121
diamondbacks @ -130

[blackeyeshamus]

124-112
1.91

[blackeyeshamus]

okay.

rangers -1.5 @ +125
rangers @ -130
mariners @ -131

[blackeyeshamus]

125-114
.61

[blackeyeshamus]

phillies @ -142
red sox @ -145

[blackeyeshamus]

125-115
-.81

f@#k!

[blackeyeshamus]

f@#k me sideways!
I'm going back in the f@#kin' bucket!
aaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrghhhhhh!

[blackeyeshamus]

125-116
-2.26

[blackeyeshamus]

okay, I'm bringing the thread back to life two months later, because I want to be recognized as a real deal regular player... capping and scrapping and rising and falling like a degenerate f@#kstick on a mission. on june second, I was above .500 down a couple of units. since then, I've graduated with two bachelor's degrees, been accepted into a graduate program, started a new full time job, had a baby (my wife actually had the baby, you know?), and let's just say I stopped keeping track of my record. and so I would like to accept the fact that I'm still playing, and I need to f@#kin' focus. I'm going to begin record keeping again. I'm starting at july twenty eighth in an effort to document my mlb season post all star break. and, gentlemen... let's just say, that with all the distractions... well, I've fallen into a deep bucket. no joke. would you believe 50 units? quite a bit of scratch for a street level cat like myself! and I want to break even. the same old story you've heard over and over again. so I would like to start from zero, and finish up fifty. following reputable cappers, and rolling with the punches. f@#k it, bros. deal me in. here we go. let's stack 'em and cash 'em.

[blackeyeshamus]

going over my documented early season record. down 22 units at one point. up 14 units at another point. finally became overwhelmed with life and distractions and abandoned the blog. I know I'm down quite a bit, because my bank balance is the bottom line. transition from offshore book to local book. time to clean up the ship and get my game tight and fly right. all that work losing games must account for some kind of knowledge. I've been watching mlb on my television like it is my f@#kin' job! ironic. all right. first things f@#kin' last, okay? I need to come up 7.25 by monday. starting with a small, manageable goal. break even on the week. let's keep it simple.

[blackeyeshamus]

cincinnati reds @ -155

[blackeyeshamus]

boston red sox RL @ -155
red sox ML/brewers ML parlay @ +100

[blackeyeshamus]

rising 4.10 to win 3.00 early, bros.
let's stack 'em and cash 'em! good luck!

[blackeyeshamus]

fighting the urge to play totals in SD and OAK.
under in SD and over in OAK, respectively. anybody
with any sense would straight fade me, and bet the
opposite. fighting the urge to play these totals...!

[blackeyeshamus]

f@#k 'em!

ARI/SD o/u 6 UNDER @ even pick
TB/OAK o/u 8 OVER @ -120

c'mon, bros!

[blackeyeshamus]

sheesh. 0-1. -1.55 f@#k.

[blackeyeshamus]

lord, have mercy!

0-3
-4.10

not what I had in mind.

[blackeyeshamus]

pushin' totals.

1-4
-4.10

leaning jays...

[blackeyeshamus]

called these into my local:

giants @ -120 2x
blue jays RL @ +110 2x
bucs/bravos o/u 7.5 OVER @ -120 2x

the hook took the total.

5-6
-2.30

that's right. now I'm down 9.55 to the local book.
could've been worse. live to fight and die another day!
tomorrow night has just gotta be clutch, yo.

[blackeyeshamus]

today was a mixed bag of relative success:

NYM @ -120 3x
SFO @ -115
CWS @ -112
CLE @ -125
LAA @ +129

9-9
-1.70

should've put it all on the mets...
and I can't believe I just said that, either.

[blackeyeshamus]

down 8.95 to the local.
tomorrow? we'll clean the clock!

[BigDan]

you can get it back bro, like the weekend gms most weeks...i played way to many games today as well (lot more than you did), ended up winnng like 15 bucks thanks to a couple fat pluses on cws -1.5 and twinks -1.5. and of coarse Cards. unfortunately i threw a bunch of bad bets in with those gems

[blackeyeshamus]

you can get it back bro, like the weekend gms most weeks...i played way to many games today as well (lot more than you did), ended up winnng like 15 bucks thanks to a couple fat pluses on cws -1.5 and twinks -1.5. and of coarse Cards. unfortunately i threw a bunch of bad bets in with those gems

yeah, last night I risked 8.55 and ended up winning .60 hahahaha
if the giants could have closed the door on cincy, I would have been up 2.75 grrrrrrrh
good luck tomorrow, my friend. how far can we chase the mets, anyway?

[blackeyeshamus]

all right. I cannot document with any kind of consistency. too busy.
but I'm down 15.40 going into today's play. ouch. f@#kin' blows goats.

LAA +130
KC +117
CIN RL +130
TOR PICK
CWS -115

buckle up. let's grind out some wins. good luck. good karma.

[blackeyeshamus]

can't let crunch time evaporate!

OAK -143
OAK OVER 8 -120
TB -125

good luck. good karma! buckle up, bros- we're on a mission!

[blackeyeshamus]

won't risk mucking up a winning day on a joe public play. however:
I remain willing to swing for the fence when crunch time hits, bros.

STL ML / UNDER 8 parlay risk 1.00 win 2.15

good luck. good karma! buckle up, bros. we're almost there...

[blackeyeshamus]

good day.
up 3.30 and now only down 12.10 in the new week.
still sucks to be me, but it could always be worse.
cheers.

[Maddhatter]

Hang in there bro. Glad we hit Oak and the over. Love it when a plan comes together! Good luck on Monday's card!

[blackeyeshamus]

Hang in there bro. Glad we hit Oak and the over. Love it when a plan comes together! Good luck on Monday's card!

thanks, bro. seriously thought about parlaying that OAK ML / OVER 8 for 5.00 to win 11.00,
but I just didn't have the cast iron stones necessary to actually call in the bet! one of my old time
degenerate horse playing friends talked me out of it, actually... f@#k! he said, "no, shamus!
parlay DET ML / UNDER 6.5" so you were both right! let's get 'em tomorrow, madhatter!
my local book is on very good terms with me, 'cause I'm a regular player, and I'll probably
be carrying my negative total into the new week, with an opportunity to play out of the bucket.
no worries! following your strong plays, brah! good luck. good karma! buckle up, brah brah!

[blackeyeshamus]

late report on plays for august first.

pirates -132
brewers -126
reds -126
athletics -120
diamondback +120

good luck. good karma! buckle up.

[blackeyeshamus]

okay. I have the screaming baby, graduate school, full time job, and 100 degree heat index blues...

oakland -150 3x
oakland rl +110 1x

good luck all around, gentlemen! I'm down 12.70 @ the local book shop, by the way... so I need a hit!
let's keep the good karma train trucking on track! buckle up, bros. east bay bombers for a nickel.

[blackeyeshamus]

okay. oakland blows goats. but the red sox/ray parlay paid 1.55
and minny 2x was a late hit! starting the day down 14.65 local book shop.
comeback time is in full effect. let's get that loot, bros.

blue jays +105 1x
tor/tb under 8.5 -120 1x
rangers -150 2x

good luck. good karma. dominoes, motherf@#kers!

[blackeyeshamus]

push early. crush late.

pirates 2x
yankees 2x
angels 2x
bos/cle o/u 9 under 2x

bonzai, motherf@#kers.
stackin' chips, y'all. good luck.
good karma. and may the force be witcha...

[blackeyeshamus]

push early. crush late.

pirates 2x
yankees 2x
angels 2x
bos/cle o/u 9 under 2x

bonzai, motherf@#kers.
stackin' chips, y'all. good luck.
good karma. and may the force be witcha...

wish I could say I am cool as a cucumber right now,
but I seriously think maybe I might decide to vomit.
hella nerves! good luck, y'all. hope my karma keeps clickin'.