Oakland -- you stupid, silly little fvcking team

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  • No coincidences
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 01-18-10
    • 76300

    #1
    Oakland -- you stupid, silly little fvcking team
    And please spare me the lecture on why parlays are stupid. I'm not in the mood -- in fact, if you put that midget Braden in front of me right now, I'd knock him the fvck out.

    Of all the goddam nights to lose to Seattle at home.

    Put $45 into these three parlays to win a total of $380.

    3 Team Parlay #184394847 (Placed by Web)Baseball - MLB (Game) Total
    NATIONAL LEAGUE
    (915) Los Angeles Dodgers vs. (916) San Diego Padres Under 5½ (+105) Tue@8:05p
    *
    *
    *
    Baseball - MLB (Game) Moneyline
    NATIONAL LEAGUE
    (916) San Diego Padres -150* Tue@8:05p
    Competitor 915) Los Angeles DodgersBaseball - MLB (Game) Moneyline
    AMERICAN LEAGUE
    (928) Oakland Athletics -188* Tue@8:05p
    Competitor 927) Seattle Mariners


    5 Team Parlay #184386950 (Placed by Web)Baseball - MLB (Game) Moneyline
    NATIONAL LEAGUE
    (912) Colorado Rockies -130* Tue@6:40p
    Competitor 911) Cincinnati RedsBaseball - MLB (Game) Moneyline
    NATIONAL LEAGUE
    (913) San Francisco Giants -136* Tue@7:40p
    Competitor 914) Arizona DiamondbacksBaseball - MLB (Game) Moneyline
    NATIONAL LEAGUE
    (916) San Diego Padres -137* Tue@8:05p
    Competitor 915) Los Angeles DodgersBaseball - MLB (Game) Moneyline
    AMERICAN LEAGUE
    (928) Oakland Athletics -188* Tue@8:05p
    Competitor 927) Seattle MarinersBaseball - MLB (Game)
    Moneyline
    AMERICAN LEAGUE
    (929) Cleveland Indians +124* Tue@8:05p
    Competitor 930) Los Angeles Angels

    4 Team Parlay #184385640 (Placed by Web)Baseball - MLB (Game) Moneyline
    NATIONAL LEAGUE
    (910) Milwaukee Brewers -121* Tue@6:10p
    Competitor 909) St. Louis CardinalsBaseball - MLB (Game) Moneyline
    NATIONAL LEAGUE
    (912) Colorado Rockies -130* Tue@6:40p
    Competitor 911) Cincinnati RedsBaseball - MLB (Game) Moneyline
    NATIONAL LEAGUE
    (916) San Diego Padres -137* Tue@8:05p
    Competitor 915) Los Angeles DodgersBaseball - MLB (Game) Moneyline
    AMERICAN LEAGUE
    (928) Oakland Athletics -188* Tue@8:05p
    Competitor 927) Seattle Mariners
  • Pauulzcappin
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 04-23-10
    • 20295

    #2
    He's from the 209, you have no chance against him
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    • No coincidences
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 01-18-10
      • 76300

      #3
      Originally posted by Pauulzcappin
      He's from the 209, you have no chance against him
      He's like 5-foot-fvcking-3.
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      • No coincidences
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 01-18-10
        • 76300

        #4
        I don't know what's worse:

        A) Braden throwing BP in the 2nd against the worst offensive team in baseball.

        B) Oakland stranding enough runners to sink a ship.

        C) Oakland's inability to hit the M's horrific relievers.

        This game is asinine.
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        • Pauulzcappin
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 04-23-10
          • 20295

          #5
          I had the under, you can laugh at me now.
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          • No coincidences
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 01-18-10
            • 76300

            #6
            Originally posted by Pauulzcappin
            I had the under, you can laugh at me now.
            Did you see the under hit at Wrigley?

            Totals are complete and utter nonsense.
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            • Pauulzcappin
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 04-23-10
              • 20295

              #7
              Yea, bullshit if you ask me, that game was on pace for 16 runs
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              • No coincidences
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 01-18-10
                • 76300

                #8
                Originally posted by Pauulzcappin
                Yea, bullshit if you ask me, that game was on pace for 16 runs
                Those two teams totally rolled over in the last 3 innings.

                Sleepwalking a lot like the fvcking A's are tonight.
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                • HoulihansTX
                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                  • 02-12-09
                  • 30566

                  #9
                  I had the UNder in the Oakland game

                  Complete joke.
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                  • shari91
                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                    • 02-23-10
                    • 32661

                    #10
                    NoCoin, does your book let you round robin parlays? If so, maybe that's an option for you to consider since when you lose them, it's more often than not by only one leg. At least with a round robin you can still make money and if they all win, you still get the benefits of hitting each leg. Just a thought.
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                    • Pauulzcappin
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 04-23-10
                      • 20295

                      #11
                      No Coin, AL West is so pathetic this year it's not even funny. Texas is lucky other two teams are playing like shit.
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                      • No coincidences
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 01-18-10
                        • 76300

                        #12
                        Originally posted by shari91
                        NoCoin, does your book let you round robin parlays? If so, maybe that's an option for you to consider since when you lose them, it's more often than not by only one leg. At least with a round robin you can still make money and if they all win, you still get the benefits of hitting each leg. Just a thought.
                        I don't know, shari. I'll check into it.

                        I know I should quit playing parlays. I know. I'm an addict.
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                        • Angela
                          SBR Sharp
                          • 07-23-10
                          • 368

                          #13
                          I feel your pain...killed my parlay too...shoulda gone with Cleveland, felt good about them today
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                          • Angela
                            SBR Sharp
                            • 07-23-10
                            • 368

                            #14
                            now they're teasing us with a bottom of the ninth faux comeback
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                            • No coincidences
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 01-18-10
                              • 76300

                              #15
                              One more cocktease.
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                              • No coincidences
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 01-18-10
                                • 76300

                                #16
                                Why are they doing this to me?

                                Kiss my ass you piece of shit team.
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                                • Angela
                                  SBR Sharp
                                  • 07-23-10
                                  • 368

                                  #17
                                  sigh...it's like salt in the wounds
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                                  • No coincidences
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 01-18-10
                                    • 76300

                                    #18
                                    Fvck this nonsense.

                                    Where was this for the last 8.67 innings?
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                                    • No coincidences
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 01-18-10
                                      • 76300

                                      #19
                                      fvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvccccccccccccccc cccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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                                      • nulldah
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 01-27-10
                                        • 1473

                                        #20
                                        Wow, When I left for lunch, they gave Ordon a gift to escape that jam and I thought my A's +3.5 live bet is dead alr.

                                        Just WoW for these two teams.. Actually the same can be said to Angels and Rangers.
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                                        • Angela
                                          SBR Sharp
                                          • 07-23-10
                                          • 368

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by No coincidences
                                          fvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvccccccccccccccc cccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
                                          + 1
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                                          • No coincidences
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 01-18-10
                                            • 76300

                                            #22
                                            I don't think I've ever been more pissed off at a team for fvcking no-showing.
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                                            • nulldah
                                              SBR MVP
                                              • 01-27-10
                                              • 1473

                                              #23
                                              how bout that game where white sox lost to O's? I remembered you put a lot in the parlays too.

                                              Just trying to cheer you up, by comparing which bet is worse
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                                              • No coincidences
                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                • 01-18-10
                                                • 76300

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by nulldah
                                                how bout that game where white sox lost to O's? I remembered you put a lot in the parlays too.

                                                Just trying to cheer you up, by comparing which bet is worse
                                                White Sox always cost me an arm and a leg at the worst possible time.

                                                I quit that team a while ago and it's really helped my roll.
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                                                • nulldah
                                                  SBR MVP
                                                  • 01-27-10
                                                  • 1473

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by No coincidences

                                                  White Sox always cost me an arm and a leg at the worst possible time.

                                                  I quit that team a while ago and it's really helped my roll.
                                                  actually this just gave me idea to fade white sox for next few games

                                                  7 winning streak since ramirez joined is broken now and worse, ramirez himself is injured.
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                                                  • TBone101
                                                    Restricted User
                                                    • 05-10-10
                                                    • 602

                                                    #26
                                                    OAK (A)ssholes Screwed over my parlays aswell... i feel your pain.
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