Fvck you, Brandon Lyon

[No coincidences]

On HOU and the under.

That guy has ruined more of my bets during his sorry career than any other shitty reliever in this league. He's just like Heilman -- for having a decent ERA, he sure does pick shitty spots to suck dick.

[No coincidences]

Suck my dick, Houston bullpen.

Another stupid fluke total loss. Total fvcking bullshit.

[WiseGrumpy]

Lost too many Astros +1.5 at the 9th or extra innings. Maybe I should add my team to the Cubs on the no bet list.

[No coincidences]

2-1 game in the 9th, and it's now 8-2.

You totals lovers are masochists.

[t-bone]

That is the most horrific loss on an under I've ever seen..........sorry bud.

[Regul8er]

Tough one NC.......I would take a few weeks off and clear that head. Thats my advice, it does work.

[No coincidences]

Tough one NC.......I would take a few weeks off and clear that head. Thats my advice, it does work.

Take a few weeks off? I've been on fire lately.

I cashed StL and DET earlier.

This is some straight up bullshit though.

[No coincidences]

That is the most horrific loss on an under I've ever seen..........sorry bud.

If you follow my plays on totals, it's simply par for the course.

[stuntin909]

ruined my houston RL! ****!

[Ninersnut]

It aint over yet but in all seriousness that was horrible. I cashed out and I'm just waiting to fill the void with football. This baseball shit is fvckin off the wall batshit. If I bet this every year I would take 10 years off my life with all the horrific play/plays I've seen in the last 2 months.

[Regul8er]

NC, my bad then. It seems like everytime I get on here, I see a thread started by you about how you got screwed!

I guess as many games as you play, your going to be in line for some bad beats.

[Regul8er]

Dang NC........over 9K posts since Jan 18, 2010???? WOW

[Cappinpicks]

NoCoin couldn't take a day off from this.. weeks??

[boeing power]

NoCoin couldn't take a day off from this.. weeks??

you should take a few years off, see ya in 2013

[CHAZ]

BOOM! goes the bullpen

[HoulihansTX]

Havent seen this B4 in my life.

[Pauulzcappin]

That's why I usually play FF5 unders, shitty bullpens all over the league.

[No coincidences]

Havent seen this B4 in my life.

Just follow my totals plays, kid. I'll take you places you ain't ever seen before.

Truth betold, I only play a total from time to time anymore. And hadn't had one of these freak losses lately, so I guess I was due. But man.

The HOU loss I can accept. The under loss is what stings.

[No coincidences]

That's why I usually play FF5 unders, shitty bullpens all over the league.

I would love to confront Brandon Lyon after this game.

"Did you cash a paycheck today?"

"Were you asleep in the bullpen when your team tied it up?"

"You owe me $100."

[Pauulzcappin]

I would love to confront Brandon Lyon after this game. "Did you cash a paycheck today?" "Were you asleep in the bullpen when your team tied it up?" "You owe me $100."

This bullshit aside, so far it looks like a good day for you and me.

I cashed on Det/TB and Hou/Atl FF5 unders today, under 7.5 for Det/TB game and St. Louis.

Do you have any leans for tonight, NC?

[No coincidences]

This bullshit aside, so far it looks like a good day for you and me.

I cashed on Det/TB and Hou/Atl FF5 unders today, under 7.5 for Det/TB game and St. Louis.

Do you have any leans for tonight, NC?

I do, but I can't remember them at the moment. I'm still fuming.

[Pauulzcappin]

I kinda like Marlins and Cliff, still looking up some stuff

[eChul]

Houston has messed up 3 6-team parlays for me so far...

never again

[No coincidences]

Houston has messed up 3 6-team parlays for me so far...

never again

Maybe I can call up my buddy Wilforth, invite you and WG, and we can have a beer over how shitty this bullpen truly is.

[No coincidences]

Adding insult to injury....

Parlay (5 Teams) 08/11/10 13:02 ET
Result: Wager Lost

Braves(Atlanta) Hanson 8
Astros(Houston) Rodriguez 2 08/11/10(14:05 ET)
Under 7

Marlins(Florida) Volstad
Nationals(Washington) Olsen 08/11/10(19:05 ET)
Over 9 (-120)

Rays(TampaBay) Garza 2
Tigers(Detroit) Verlander 3 08/11/10(13:10 ET)
Under 7.5 (-115)

Rays(TampaBay) Garza 2
Tigers(Detroit) Verlander 3 08/11/10(13:10 ET)
Tigers(Detroit) -106

Royals(KansasCity) Greinke 1
Angels(LAA) JerWeaver 2 08/11/10(15:35 ET)
Angels(LAA) -168

[No coincidences]

Hope you played the FLA/WASH over -- with this parlay dead, it's a guaranteed hit (just like LAA).

Brandon Lyon now owes me almost $1,000 -- not just $100.

[EXpertcapper]

guys that parley deserve this no doubt, parlays are for dreamers the chances of hitting a parlay like that is slim to none , keep throwing your money away with parlays, only bet i play is straight use wise money management, don't be a degenerate

[No coincidences]

Hope you played the FLA/WASH over -- with this parlay dead, it's a guaranteed hit (just like LAA).

Brandon Lyon now owes me almost $1,000 -- not just $100.

Well that didn't take long (of course).

[No coincidences]

guys that parley deserve this no doubt, parlays are for dreamers the chances of hitting a parlay like that is slim to none , keep throwing your money away with parlays, only bet i play is straight use wise money management, don't be a degenerate

I always parlay my 4-6 plays just in case. Never for more than 5-10% of the plays themselves (for me, hardly ever more than $10). I've hit 14 at 20:1 or better in the last 11 months. Should've been #15 today.

[EXpertcapper]

like i said just keep playing those parlays watch that money disappear, its a bookies dream, and if your telling the truth why you bitching if you hit that many parlays, quit whining

[No coincidences]

Are you fvcking kidding me? Houston's manager trotted this guy's sorry ass out there again tonight?

[No coincidences]

Is this some cruel sick joke?

[hawley]

Are you fvcking kidding me? Houston's manager trotted this guy's sorry ass out there again tonight?

not again tonight

[No coincidences]

[ttm]

He's about to bend me over again.