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  • Handjuice
    SBR Sharp
    • 05-11-10
    • 329

    #1
    Handjuice's baseball thread
    Making this thread to keep track of my Baseball picks, didn't make any plays today though.
    "Real fight don't start till round 13, in round thriteen ya asshole locks up, ya balls get tight, and ya don't wanna go another second, that's when the real fight starts"- Mike Mccalum
  • bigsmitty
    SBR MVP
    • 04-12-10
    • 3026

    #2
    Handjuice? No offense but seriously-do you have any friends that play sports? My crew would rip me apart for that and I'm 230...Cheers
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    • Handjuice
      SBR Sharp
      • 05-11-10
      • 329

      #3
      Originally posted by bigsmitty
      Handjuice? No offense but seriously-do you have any friends that play sports? My crew would rip me apart for that and I'm 230...Cheers
      Lol , it was just something my instructor at school said when he went to put some lotion on his hands, he said "oh let me get some of this handjuice real quick" and the whole class started cracking up. It just popped in my head when I was thinking of a username. And no my freinds don't play sports, but I boxed amatuer for a few years and they know I can beat them down if I ever had too.
      "Real fight don't start till round 13, in round thriteen ya asshole locks up, ya balls get tight, and ya don't wanna go another second, that's when the real fight starts"- Mike Mccalum
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      • Handjuice
        SBR Sharp
        • 05-11-10
        • 329

        #4
        Yanks ML -167 for .5 unit

        I parlayed it with Anderson Silva's next fight against Chael Sonnen to get more bang for my buck, Sonnen doesn't have a chance in hell so it's a good move.
        "Real fight don't start till round 13, in round thriteen ya asshole locks up, ya balls get tight, and ya don't wanna go another second, that's when the real fight starts"- Mike Mccalum
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        • Handjuice
          SBR Sharp
          • 05-11-10
          • 329

          #5
          Marlins -135 for .5 units and i parlayed it again with A.S.
          "Real fight don't start till round 13, in round thriteen ya asshole locks up, ya balls get tight, and ya don't wanna go another second, that's when the real fight starts"- Mike Mccalum
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          • Handjuice
            SBR Sharp
            • 05-11-10
            • 329

            #6
            rangers -250 for .35 units

            parlayed it with A.S again
            "Real fight don't start till round 13, in round thriteen ya asshole locks up, ya balls get tight, and ya don't wanna go another second, that's when the real fight starts"- Mike Mccalum
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            • Handjuice
              SBR Sharp
              • 05-11-10
              • 329

              #7
              Marlins -125
              Yanks -200
              Fedor Emelianko -400


              Parlay .50 units to win 1 unit.
              "Real fight don't start till round 13, in round thriteen ya asshole locks up, ya balls get tight, and ya don't wanna go another second, that's when the real fight starts"- Mike Mccalum
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              • Handjuice
                SBR Sharp
                • 05-11-10
                • 329

                #8
                Rangers -245 & Cung Le -300 parlay

                .57 units to win .50 units
                "Real fight don't start till round 13, in round thriteen ya asshole locks up, ya balls get tight, and ya don't wanna go another second, that's when the real fight starts"- Mike Mccalum
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                • Handjuice
                  SBR Sharp
                  • 05-11-10
                  • 329

                  #9
                  4-1 so far on my baseball picks, i just need fedor and cung le to come through for me this weekend and then Anderson to win at UFC 117 and I will be up 1.75 units.

                  I'm also up 4 units from the Andre Ward fight last weekend (posted it in the boxing/mma forum)

                  That comes to a total of 5.75 units in one week if all goes as planned.
                  "Real fight don't start till round 13, in round thriteen ya asshole locks up, ya balls get tight, and ya don't wanna go another second, that's when the real fight starts"- Mike Mccalum
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                  • Handjuice
                    SBR Sharp
                    • 05-11-10
                    • 329

                    #10
                    I'm gonna do a crazy little parlay just for fun today mixing mma/boxing and baseball picks.

                    phillies -130
                    white sox -120
                    a's -230
                    Chavez jr. -350
                    Fedor - 575
                    Brock Lesnar - 155

                    .07 units to win .75 units.
                    "Real fight don't start till round 13, in round thriteen ya asshole locks up, ya balls get tight, and ya don't wanna go another second, that's when the real fight starts"- Mike Mccalum
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                    • Handjuice
                      SBR Sharp
                      • 05-11-10
                      • 329

                      #11
                      Mets -128 +Anderson Silva -425 .42 units to win .50
                      Phillies -138 +Anderson Silva -425 .34 units to win .40
                      A's -230 +Chavez jr.-325 .40 units to win 30
                      White Sox-123 +Anderson Silva -425 .40 units to win .40

                      Total : 1.56 units to win 1.60
                      "Real fight don't start till round 13, in round thriteen ya asshole locks up, ya balls get tight, and ya don't wanna go another second, that's when the real fight starts"- Mike Mccalum
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                      • Handjuice
                        SBR Sharp
                        • 05-11-10
                        • 329

                        #12
                        Damn not doing so good today, Mets lost and the Plillies aren't doing too great at the moment. Hopefully I can break even with the A's and White Sox.
                        "Real fight don't start till round 13, in round thriteen ya asshole locks up, ya balls get tight, and ya don't wanna go another second, that's when the real fight starts"- Mike Mccalum
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                        • Handjuice
                          SBR Sharp
                          • 05-11-10
                          • 329

                          #13
                          Well looks like i'm breaking even tonight 2-2. Oh well at least I didn't lose all four. I think I just have to be more measured in my bet making.
                          "Real fight don't start till round 13, in round thriteen ya asshole locks up, ya balls get tight, and ya don't wanna go another second, that's when the real fight starts"- Mike Mccalum
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                          • Handjuice
                            SBR Sharp
                            • 05-11-10
                            • 329

                            #14
                            small .23 unit wager on the rangers today, parlayed it with Akiyama winning his fight next weekend.
                            "Real fight don't start till round 13, in round thriteen ya asshole locks up, ya balls get tight, and ya don't wanna go another second, that's when the real fight starts"- Mike Mccalum
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                            • Handjuice
                              SBR Sharp
                              • 05-11-10
                              • 329

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Handjuice
                              Marlins -125
                              Yanks -200
                              Fedor Emelianko -400


                              Parlay .50 units to win 1 unit.
                              Loss. Can't believe Fedor finally lost his first fight. Biggest upset in MMA history!
                              "Real fight don't start till round 13, in round thriteen ya asshole locks up, ya balls get tight, and ya don't wanna go another second, that's when the real fight starts"- Mike Mccalum
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                              • Handjuice
                                SBR Sharp
                                • 05-11-10
                                • 329

                                #16
                                Yanks +105 for

                                Tigers -105 for
                                "Real fight don't start till round 13, in round thriteen ya asshole locks up, ya balls get tight, and ya don't wanna go another second, that's when the real fight starts"- Mike Mccalum
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                                • Handjuice
                                  SBR Sharp
                                  • 05-11-10
                                  • 329

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Handjuice
                                  Yanks +105 for.5 units

                                  Tigers -105 for .5 untis

                                  Tigers are a winner!

                                  now i just need the yanks and the Rangers to come through
                                  "Real fight don't start till round 13, in round thriteen ya asshole locks up, ya balls get tight, and ya don't wanna go another second, that's when the real fight starts"- Mike Mccalum
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                                  • Handjuice
                                    SBR Sharp
                                    • 05-11-10
                                    • 329

                                    #18
                                    well looks like the yanks are gonna beat the dodgers after all, what a ******* great comeback!

                                    3-0 tonight +1.30 units
                                    "Real fight don't start till round 13, in round thriteen ya asshole locks up, ya balls get tight, and ya don't wanna go another second, that's when the real fight starts"- Mike Mccalum
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                                    • Handjuice
                                      SBR Sharp
                                      • 05-11-10
                                      • 329

                                      #19
                                      Braves -195

                                      Juan "Dinamita' Marquez -450

                                      Parlay .5 units to win .42
                                      "Real fight don't start till round 13, in round thriteen ya asshole locks up, ya balls get tight, and ya don't wanna go another second, that's when the real fight starts"- Mike Mccalum
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                                      • Handjuice
                                        SBR Sharp
                                        • 05-11-10
                                        • 329

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Handjuice
                                        Braves -195 Juan "Dinamita' Marquez -450 Parlay .5 units to win .42
                                        Loss. Braves sucked tonight.
                                        "Real fight don't start till round 13, in round thriteen ya asshole locks up, ya balls get tight, and ya don't wanna go another second, that's when the real fight starts"- Mike Mccalum
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                                        • Handjuice
                                          SBR Sharp
                                          • 05-11-10
                                          • 329

                                          #21
                                          Mariners, +140 Juan Manuel Marquez, Jon Jones Parlay

                                          .2 units to win .5 units
                                          "Real fight don't start till round 13, in round thriteen ya asshole locks up, ya balls get tight, and ya don't wanna go another second, that's when the real fight starts"- Mike Mccalum
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                                          • Handjuice
                                            SBR Sharp
                                            • 05-11-10
                                            • 329

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Handjuice
                                            Mariners, +140 Juan Manuel Marquez, Jon Jones Parlay

                                            .2 units to win .5 units
                                            Mariners won, just need Marquez and Jones to come through, which they probably will.
                                            "Real fight don't start till round 13, in round thriteen ya asshole locks up, ya balls get tight, and ya don't wanna go another second, that's when the real fight starts"- Mike Mccalum
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                                            • Handjuice
                                              SBR Sharp
                                              • 05-11-10
                                              • 329

                                              #23
                                              Well I tallied my winnings so far and if Marquez and Anderson Silva come thru for me laster this month I will have won +129 units.

                                              Not bad, but I feel like I should be doing better, unfortunatly some of my parlays haven't worked out, however I'm new at baseball capping any way and i have made alot more money on my boxing/mma picks. This month I will do better!
                                              "Real fight don't start till round 13, in round thriteen ya asshole locks up, ya balls get tight, and ya don't wanna go another second, that's when the real fight starts"- Mike Mccalum
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