

let's start w/obvious brah.....yesterday's play was another 9th inning clusterfuk that resulted in a push
now that that's outta the way....how bout these young studs Porcella & Anderson?
Don't underestimate Porcella....he's a 21 year-old a worm killer whose K rate's gonna go up as this kid matures....but limp wristed weak hitting A's don't stand a chance against this guy, they may as well be swing toothpicks.
and if your thinking about fading Porcella....your effing nuts brah
meanwhile Anderson's a left handed version of Cahill...not to mention he's got the "oomph" of the Anderson Window Empire behind him. We just ain't seen much of Anderson this year cuz he cut his finger doing a custom home window installation on Billy Bean's house. You know how effing cheap the Bean man is....part of Anderson's contract requires him to intall windows from time to time.
word is Anderson's on a pitch count tonight.....but you know what brah....name me one pitcher who ain't on a count, besides that Oakland bullpen ain't too shabby & other than Cabrera there ain't nobody in Detroit's lineup gonna scare anybody.
by the way there ain't no juice on this play either....some of you really need to start paying attention to important shit like that & quit betting "under 6.5 -120" like ur some kinda effin dingleberry
lock it up

