hey brah...it's the "break ur bookie's back" thread presented by Whippit

[Whippit]

now lets get down to brass tacks:

Tribe +130 (listed over action)

ain't totally bananas about this play cuz opening line was li'l better & I don't like betting the home teams. Nothing pisses me off more than paying for home field up front then getting stabbed in the back by that very same home team. Bastards.

Masterson's a good kid & kills lots of worms, but the boy's gotta pull the plug on that miserable base on balls carousel. Like outlaw Josie Wales once said, "Walkin' ain't much of a livin', boy."

Danks is Danks, but bottom line is this game has potential to be close & low scoring. Forget about Sizemore & Cabrera's absence for CLeveland. First of all, White Sox can't effing score either & ain't nobody even mentioning that. Second, the grass at Jacobs field is cut high so even these rookie replacement infielders for Cleveland can handle Masterson's ground balls. Third, the rookies are at home where they're comfy in front of them red-hot Cleveland gals. Word is Lake County Captains babes will be on hand. I predict Manny Acta gets his Acta together tonight and steals a hard fought win from Danks & Co.

[Whippit]

YTD +51 units bankroll @ 151

tribe +130 (listed over action) lay 7 units

[HoulihansTX]

J. Masterbation is horrible, and especially against lefties.

[JamesBrown]

On the White Sox brah, but good luck.

[Whippit]

what lefties brah

[WiseGrumpy]

Have that bet as well, gl

[wakeboardr886]

I'm going with the sox!

[tzMoney]

I like the Tribe tonight, even though Danks is way more touted as the Big Lefty starter. Masterson hasn't fared too badly against the Whitesox - http://scores.espn.go.com/mlb/player...playerId=28977

Hafner is hitting right now, a rarity to say the least...Sin Shoo Choo Choo Train moving up a spot in the order looks to have jumpstarted some offensive production.

[Whippit]

that's right brah...never discount the choo choo man

[HoulihansTX]

Tribes two best hitters are OUT also.

I'm not hating on you Brah, but betting on the contrary in this situation is not worth your money.

[salvador_7764]

Bra a like the whitesox bra.

[HoulihansTX]

Just passed through the wire.


Travis Hafner (DH) OUT on Rest. Another bat down.

[Whippit]

no sweat brah

but 2 best hitters ain't sizemore & cabrera

in fact sizemore's had one foot in the grave going back to last year

quad storm of choo choo man, kearns, hafner & crowe looking good @ home plus it won't take tons of offense to win games this series

but if danks is gone early then i do weep for that chicago pen.....choo choo gonna ignite korean bbq cleveland style

[tzMoney]

what wire?

Hafner's profile:

http://www.rotoworld.com/content/playerpages/player_main.aspx?sport=MLB&id=3519

[Whippit]

ok scratch "hafner" from above poast if he's out

[HoulihansTX]

what wire? Hafner's profile: http://www.rotoworld.com/content/pla...rt=MLB&id=3519

[tzMoney]

Cool, thanks Houlihans...I thought you might have been joking around. Its really surprising that Acta would rest Hafner since its a division game.

[Whippit]

so tonight it's basically lake county captains vs sox with a sprinkle of choo choo & kearns

7 unit bet stands....go captains

[Whippit]

gonna be "plate discipline night" at the jake

gotta get danks out by 7th

[HoulihansTX]

GL, Brah

[Whippit]

Cool, thanks Houlihans...I thought you might have been joking around. Its really surprising that Acta would rest Hafner since its a division game.

Acta's got an ace in the hole brah...it's top secret

[landers781]

goodluck brah

Whats your schmuck play of the day?

[serc]

Sox sux but not today imo.

[Whippit]

don't really have a classic "Schmuck Play" today

but if anything it's the white sox laying that price on the road with danks for none other than obvious reasons

just too many wildcards in play for cleveland & too many weaknesses with chicago once you get past danks

[ThaTopMoron]

Its the Indians and they got a W yesterday... I don't see them getting two in a row. Sox got the man pitching and be mad after 0-13 L

[Cappinpicks]

White sox roll

[sabres916]

I'm on it heavy. We owned white sox in the series in cle earlier this yr

[Patrickz0rs]

4-0 White Sox

[Whippit]

this guy really sucks

[Cappinpicks]

45 pitches for masterson in the 1st, white sox was way too easy

[Whippit]

"Masterson".....u gotta be effin kidding me brah

he don't pitch like a "Master" and what effin baseball dad would give birth to a "son" who can't effin pitch?

[HoulihansTX]

J. Masterbation is horrible


He belongs in the bullpen, and should be a spot starter. Though because the Indians organizations trades all of their top pitchers, MAsterbation gets to start.

[Whippit]

Masterson's new name...."Slavebastard"

[Cappinpicks]

i hope masterson starts every game, so I can keep fading.

[Whippit]

i hope Slavebastard starts every game, so I can keep fading.

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