JoJB's "the less you bet, the more you lose when you win" Parlay Thread

[JumpoffJoeBeezy]

Sup, douchers. I wanna keep track of my plays.. aka losses. So I made a thread to do so, you don't have to look.. Unless you wanna laugh.

Units are $50 for me. Here it goes..

Parlays for 5/22:

Montreal Canadiens -135
Colorado Rockies -111
Oakland A's/San Francisco Giants UNDER 7 (+105)
(2x)

Halos/Cardinals UNDER 9
Halos +132
Florida Marlins +116
Montreal Canadiens -1.5 (+220)
(.5x)

[mart59a]

Go Habs!

[runnershane14]

good luck to you

[JumpoffJoeBeezy]

Hey thanks, buddy.

[phillybadboy]

good luck

[JumpoffJoeBeezy]

Figured I'd have a shot at that Halos/Cards under.. 8 runs in 3 and innings and thats that. Lohse couldn't figure it out. Weren't Kazmir and Lohse good pitchers at one point? Whatever. Go Habs!

Oleeee ole ole Oleeee!

[JumpoffJoeBeezy]

Not a good start. -2.5x.. Two halves to every game though, baby..

Boston Celtics -3.5
Seattle Mariners +115
Indiana Fever -1
(2x)

Chicago Cubs +137
Cubbies/Rangers UNDER 9.5
Cleveland Indians -103
Orlando Magic +150
(.5x)

Lets hope.

[JumpoffJoeBeezy]

Fever pull it out in OT. Its gonna come down to Ian Snell and the Mariners.. Lets Go M's!

[JumpoffJoeBeezy]

Fukkin Mariners score 15 runs last night, and get a whopping 1 tonight. Had runners on the corners with 1 out in the bottom of the 9th.. Bradley strikes out, and Kotchman grounds out. Thanks M's.

Overall: 7-7 (-5x.)

Do work tomorrow..

[JumpoffJoeBeezy]

Lets chase and lose again, shall we?

Los Angeles Lakers +1.5
Lakers/Suns UNDER 219
New York Mets +135
Fever/Sky UNDER 150
(1x)

[JumpoffJoeBeezy]

I'm down wayyy too many units after today, lol.

[JumpoffJoeBeezy]

Lets get back on track..

Oakland A's -102
Boston Celtics +160
Angels Jays OVER 9.5

$10

Mets First Five Innings
Oakland A's First Five Innings
Tampa Bay Rays First Five Innings

$11.25