wouldn't lay that juice with moyer if my life depended on it brah

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  • Whippit
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    • 04-29-10
    • 3065

    #1
    wouldn't lay that juice with moyer if my life depended on it brah
    moyer -140 = u gotta be effin nutz brah

    look what zach duke just did to philly yesterday....and gorzelanny's even better than duke

    i mean, we ain't talking little boys pineiro & wellemeyer here, we're talkin tom "effin big boy" gorzelanny

    maybe gorzelanny don't look like prom king material on the surface....but the dude gets paid to pitch, not pose for ridiculous pictures like that harlequin eurotrash salon-tanned wannabe "Flabbio"

    i predict marlon byrd goes yard against his former club & all u busto cubs backers from last week get nailed to the cross fading them tonight

  • solobass
    SBR MVP
    • 01-15-09
    • 1277

    #2
    I mean it is against the cubs.
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    • Whippit
      Restricted User
      • 04-29-10
      • 3065

      #3
      soriano's selfishness & narcissism gonna work wonders for cubbies this series

      he's just the kind of bastard who jacks his team up for games like this
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      • Whippit
        Restricted User
        • 04-29-10
        • 3065

        #4
        examine the line on this game:

        Moyer -140
        O/U 9.5 u-120

        that line combo says everything...

        first of all, oddsmakers GOTTA make Moyer the favorite for 3 reasons:

        1. phillies are better overall team lets face it
        2. gorzelanny ain't built a rep for himself cuz he's from pittsburgh, land of the baseball dead
        3. armies of touts & squares predictably pounding philly

        but given all that pressure, they still didn't make moyer the favorite by much

        now look at the total...

        9.5 is a big effin number, especially when nobody thinks cubbies offense is gonna score. so where u think runs gonna come from? philly is missing key guys in their lineup not to mention howard's good for 3-4 Ks against guy like Gorzelanny.

        so i'll tell you where them runs gonna come from....the CUBBIES.

        Moyer's hiding the fact that his arm is about to fall off, & he's even admitted publicly how that Ryan Howard should grow up and put away the childish rap music.

        I agree with Moyer 100% by the way, but that ain't gonna save him tonight.

        CUBS +130 (LISTED)

        lay 10 units to win $$$

        parlay cubs +130 & reds/braves UNDER 8.5

        lay 4 units to win $$

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        • tzMoney
          SBR Sharp
          • 04-16-10
          • 331

          #5
          yep, no phils for me - keep ya money brah $$$ Just had to say it.
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          • Sawyer
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 06-01-09
            • 7761

            #6
            Cubs are overrated.

            I picked Phillies @ -129 last night. You're not laying -129 for Moyer, you're laying -129 for Phillies. Don't focus on starting pitchers too much

            GL!
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            • MUHerd37
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 10-23-09
              • 12816

              #7
              Utley is back in the lineup tonight after missing 2 games. The Cubs are terrible. They can't score any runs and now they are going to Philly and playing the highest scoring team in the NL. They struggled last night but they will come back. They scored 35 runs in the 4 games before last night. 1 off night against Duke (who pitched very well) doesn't mean anything.
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              • JC2008
                SBR MVP
                • 02-27-08
                • 2258

                #8
                I've got the Phillies ML. Take the better team with the better bats.
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                • Whippit
                  Restricted User
                  • 04-29-10
                  • 3065

                  #9


                  cmon get with the program brah
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                  • brumbies
                    SBR MVP
                    • 02-21-09
                    • 1489

                    #10
                    Great job Whippit! Just like the Cards, the Phillies did not even lead at all at any point in the game.
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                    • Whippit
                      Restricted User
                      • 04-29-10
                      • 3065

                      #11
                      braves pen opened their bowels on me but thanks brah at least this one hit
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                      • landers781
                        SBR MVP
                        • 02-27-09
                        • 4774

                        #12
                        Ya brah, i had that under too, fckfaces
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