Schmuck Play of the Day presented by Whippit

[Whippit]

whitesox/royals OVER 9 -xxx

hey brah

everybody knows kc pitching ain't been great, but trust me this over is a sucker play

we're not dealing with rats like davies/hochevar/ponscum/bannister/etc who won't even be in the league pretty soon

we're talking gil effin meche brah....the only kc starter other than greinke who can actually pitch

this number's way too effin big and juiced over to boot brah....don't bet it

you know kc ain't gonna score against buehrle, and that pathetic sox offense ain't got andruw jones tonight to bail them out

maybe you cashed big on the celtics last night, and to you my advice is don't go blowing proceeds on the over of this game, cuz it's my Schmuck Play of the Day

[swaindexter]

Nice play!!! Good luck with your wagers today........

[Whippit]

thx brah

my secretary advised me Gil Meche may be having shoulder problems:

"There is no doubt in my mind that his shoulder is bothering him more than he's letting on. His fastball doesn't have any movement. His breaking pitches aren't sharp. He's going to war without any weapons right now."



backup Schmuck Play.......Pittsburgh Pirates +xxx

Burres is a mirage brah, and he's gonna blow away in the Wrigley wind

Gorzelanny a worm killer, gets her done today for cubbies

final score prediction: Cubbies 10 Pirates 1

[Whippit]

now lets talk turkey brah:

i've DOUBLED my bankroll with an array of stellar plays during last week

started with 100 units now up to 205 units

CUBBIES -200 (listed)

lay 50 units to win 25

[saints7011]

thanks brah

[mlb]

I havent commented on any of your schmuck plays but you've been hitting .. great job ...

I agree with this Cubs picks as well ... too many people are hopping on the Pirates bandwagon and are going to crash and burn tonight....

[Dwell]

Like 'em both.

[Whippit]

http://www.baseballprospectus.com/article.php?articleid=10728

comment on meche near bottom of page....i probably lay off that royals/sox game personally

[G's pks]

Brah on the cubbies with you...lets ring the register brah...

[teecee]

Got the Cubbies -2.5, brah. They better step on that accelerator, brah.

[WVUsuperfan]

Gorzelanny with the RBI brah

[Whippit]

[Whippit]

gorzelanny cmon brah

dicked me way back in the 1st with all the bbs

[Whippit]

zambrano is an effin joke

[Whippit]

....should be designated for assignment

[Whippit]

[Whippit]

from the zambrano family photo album....carlos as a kid doing impression of michelin man

[Whippit]

i predict pinella's gone after this season if not by the all star break


cubs gotta be the worst effin team, organization in effin HISTORY BRAH

like wildfire they burn through starting pitchers, managers, playoff games, bankrolls.....you just name it & this sorry ass team's probably effed it up at some point


....and I guarantee you brah that Harry Caray rolls over in his grave during every cubs telecast. Bob Brenly shut the eff up and DIE.....

[landers781]

Hey Brah, its okay. Your schmuck plays have been doing decent.

Is that you in your avatar?

[Whippit]

Is that you in your avatar?

[Whippit]

Hey Brah, its okay. Your schmuck plays have been doing decent.

think i was the schmuck on this one