Adrian Beltre is an idiot

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  • yisman
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 09-01-08
    • 75682

    #1
    Adrian Beltre is an idiot
    I remember reading a few years ago in the MLB season preview that Adrian Beltre doesn't wear a cup, dating back to his days in the Dominican.

    On Wednesday night, he got struck by a hard grounder.

    He's going to have surgery for internal bleeding and he's done for the season.

    He's a third baseman. If I was a GM and I had the chance to acquire a third baseman who didn't wear a cup, I'd pass.

    1)The guy is obviously a moron.

    2)He's more likely to suffer an injury.

    3)You don't want that associated with your team.
    [quote=jjgold;5683305]I win again like usual
    [/quote]

    [quote=Whippit;7921056]miami won't lose a single eastern conference game through end of season[/quote]
  • brandon m
    SBR Wise Guy
    • 07-06-09
    • 604

    #2
    Up here in seattle he's known as adrian cantbeltanythinganymore. And from the looks of it he won't be belting anything until next april at the earliest.
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    • mcbaseball10
      SBR MVP
      • 02-11-09
      • 2866

      #3
      DL: Left testicle contusion

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      • keyboarding
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 07-30-09
        • 6817

        #4
        Ouch. Yahoo! has it as a "Severely contused right testicle".
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        • Rixsaw
          SBR MVP
          • 10-23-08
          • 4532

          #5
          Would you call motorcyclists idiots because they don't wear helmets? You have a bigger chance of getting kill in a motor accident when you don't wear a helmet vs. getting you balls busted on a baseball field. With that said, I do agree with your statement.
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          • lego21
            SBR Hustler
            • 11-01-08
            • 87

            #6
            what a dumbass. Its bound to happen on the corner. I bet he'll be rocking one when he comes back with one less nut.
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            • AxthelmsLiver
              SBR Rookie
              • 08-01-09
              • 4

              #7
              Wonder if his teammates will break his balls about this. Oh wait a minute, he already beat them to it.
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              • yisman
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 09-01-08
                • 75682

                #8
                Originally posted by Rixsaw
                Would you call motorcyclists idiots because they don't wear helmets? You have a bigger chance of getting kill in a motor accident when you don't wear a helmet vs. getting you balls busted on a baseball field. With that said, I do agree with your statement.
                he's playing friggin' THIRD BASE! If he played the outfield, it'd be something else.

                And yes, motorcyclists who don't wear helmets are likely idiots.
                [quote=jjgold;5683305]I win again like usual
                [/quote]

                [quote=Whippit;7921056]miami won't lose a single eastern conference game through end of season[/quote]
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                • rake922
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 12-23-07
                  • 11692

                  #9
                  Originally posted by AxthelmsLiver
                  Wonder if his teammates will break his balls about this. Oh wait a minute, he already beat them to it.
                  He learned a very hard and painful lesson
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                  • rake922
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 12-23-07
                    • 11692

                    #10
                    Anybody find a video of this?
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                    • tacomax
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 08-10-05
                      • 9619

                      #11
                      Real men don't wear cups.
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                      • pavyracer
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 04-12-07
                        • 82817

                        #12
                        Ben Rothsillyburger believes you don't need to wear a helmet while riding a motorcycle. After he hit his head on the asphalt and had a concussion he changed his mind.
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                        • TPowell
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 02-21-08
                          • 18842

                          #13
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                          • TPowell
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 02-21-08
                            • 18842

                            #14
                            as stupid as that is, feel really bad for the guy
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                            • yisman
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 09-01-08
                              • 75682

                              #15
                              stfu and get out of this thread, you spammer
                              [quote=jjgold;5683305]I win again like usual
                              [/quote]

                              [quote=Whippit;7921056]miami won't lose a single eastern conference game through end of season[/quote]
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