Help JoJB on his miracle run!

[JumpoffJoeBeezy]

Hi. So I'm in need of about $15,000 - $20,000 by the end of August. I have basically two months to get there. I started today with $60 because I'm basically broke and cant find a job. Sold my GPS to get it. Anyways..

I made 3-3 teamers today..

Mariners, Dodgers, Yanks.

Cardinals, Mariners -1.5, Phillies

Brewers, White Sox, Atlanta Dream.


I can't tell you if there good plays or not I'm hoping to get lucky. But if anyone has a pick.. Bring it here. Miracle run time, baby!

Edit: Btw.. Is it possible that JoJB completes his miracle run and rakes in $20,000?.... Ah, f***.

[007Fatty]

Nope,
no offense but dont try gambling to make it dude.
go work your butt off and bring in the cash.
gambling wont do it. if anything it will make you more in debt.

[Kyleben]

I have a strange feeling this journey end in diaster

[BamaBill67]

BOL, sounds risky..........but if I were doing a 3 team parlay I would go with Tor, CWS, Phi....my 2 cents

[JumpoffJoeBeezy]

I have a strange feeling this journey end in diaster

Just gotta believe..

[JerseyShop101]

You know if you just double $1 a day, in 14 days you will have $16384.

So you have 60 chances

If only it was that easy.....

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[DeeWizzle]

Gl

[oda11]

LOL, JoJB you have been selling lots of stuff. Best of luck!

[JumpoffJoeBeezy]

Welp, apparently believing doesn't even matter. Mariners have 7 hits to the D-Backs 3 but the score is 3-0. I got about 45 minutes till the run is over. =\

[JumpoffJoeBeezy]

Thanks, Mota!

[JumpoffJoeBeezy]

Well theres $26 left for the miracle run.. Early games..

Thinking Cubs -1.5, Cardinals -1.5, and the Mets..

(btw this isn't a thread to follow my picks.. as a matter of fact I'd hope you wouldn't.)

[danrman]

how about tampa bay

[JumpoffJoeBeezy]

how about tampa bay

Yeah, they got me.. I had $26.63 to start today and I hit the early parlay to bring my total to $73.12. The run is still on!... sort of.

[JumpoffJoeBeezy]

Sorry, dont mean to keep bumping this thread and make it annoying.. But parlayed Dodgers/Seattle Storm $40 to win $140.. Could have a shot tomorrow if that hits.. (a shot to have a shot to have a shot and so on and so forth if you know what i mean)

[JumpoffJoeBeezy]

Woo! Run is still alive! $210 in the account.

[JumpoffJoeBeezy]

btw just so I don't get called out on a fake parlay if it comes through..

Cards, Rocks, A's -1.5 $100 to win $800 or so..

Freakin' Wellemeyer..

[G's pks]

you are at what $110...from $60...quit now...but if you continue post all your plays before the games start...

This is an impossible situation...

[JumpoffJoeBeezy]

I made a $40 to win $300 play..

Rockies, A's -1.5, A's/SF Over 8.

Uh ohhhh!

Edit: Have $19 in my account after that play. The run will not die.. I promise.

[JumpoffJoeBeezy]

All-in today..

$14 to win $206..

Red Birds -125
Cubs/Tigers UNDER 8.5
Mariners -1.5 (+150)
S.A. Silver Stars -2.5 (tailing CK)

Then a wild $5 7 teamer that I'm not gonna share cause its not gonna hit.

[RoagBettor]

Good luck Jumpy, I like those picks!

[jkrap27]

Hi. So I'm in need of about $15,000 - $20,000 by the end of August. I have basically two months to get there. I started today with $60 because I'm basically broke and cant find a job. Sold my GPS to get it. Anyways..

I made 3-3 teamers today..

Mariners, Dodgers, Yanks.

Cardinals, Mariners -1.5, Phillies

Brewers, White Sox, Atlanta Dream.


I can't tell you if there good plays or not I'm hoping to get lucky. But if anyone has a pick.. Bring it here. Miracle run time, baby!

Edit: Btw.. Is it possible that JoJB completes his miracle run and rakes in $20,000?.... Ah, f***.

obviously possible. contact your local mafia boss. befriend the don and get into all of the pleasant fixes to increase your capital without harm, without foul. To find a mafia near you...fuggetaboutit!

[Wilforth]

You know if you just double $1 a day, in 14 days you will have $16384.

So you have 60 chances

If only it was that easy.....

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16384

You're crazy!

[JumpoffJoeBeezy]

Good luck Jumpy, I like those picks!

Yeah.

Oh, by the way.. Note to everybody..



DO NOT TAIL ME, lmao.

[JumpoffJoeBeezy]

obviously possible. contact your local mafia boss. befriend the don and get into all of the pleasant fixes to increase your capital without harm, without foul. To find a mafia near you...fuggetaboutit!

Hey, Hey, Hey Hey Hey,

I don't care what haters say,

I don't even look their way!

But yeah.. Most likely impossible but theres a slight chance its possible. I believe!

[JumpoffJoeBeezy]

Welp, did some work to make $30 and was able to deposit.. Had $26.25 to start the day. However on the way home I got pulled over by some dick motorcycle cop and wasn't able to get the Phillies bet in..

Anyway.. two $10 3 teamers..

Royals +155
Rangers +164
Twins -115

to win $130 or so.

Royals/Stros under 8.5
Rockies +120
Mariners -1.5 +140

to win $93.

Do Not Tail. lol.

[JumpoffJoeBeezy]

Erstad hitting in the low .100's hits a 2 Run HR to make it 2-1 'Stros.

Thanks, Darrin!

[pattymayo]

when you got up to $210 you shoulda just threw it all on 1 team's RL. Easy double up.. slow down with the parlays, odds are soo against you

[JumpoffJoeBeezy]

when you got up to $210 you shoulda just threw it all on 1 team's RL. Easy double up.. slow down with the parlays, odds are soo against you

Alright. I'll keep that in mind if I can get back up there.

[JumpoffJoeBeezy]

Is it me or does relief pitching this year suck?

[JumpoffJoeBeezy]

Alright well hit a small 3 teamer for a measley $66.. Put $12 on White Sox/Under 9 for tomorrows day game. $12 to win $33.98 or something.. Hopefully bringing the total to $100 so I can play the Reds/Marlins tomorrow.