Funny post from Yahoo LA Dodgers board
Congratulations Dodger fans... 31-Jul-08 05:24 pm
You are now the proud owners of a Manny; one of the finest hitters in major league history. You may expect up to 2-3 months of productive service from your Manny.
WARNING!
Always remember that your Manny is more important than the rest of the team. Failure to do so will cause your Manny to pout and have childish tantrums.
Realize that your Manny may encounter knee problems on days that your team is due to face a dominant right hand pitcher.
Understand that your Manny has one speed; with his ‘running out a ground ball’ speed being roughly the same as his home run trot.
Your Manny is prone to periodic defensive gaffs of a sadly comedic nature.
Your Manny may exhibit aggressive behavior toward senior citizens; please ensure the appropriate safeguards are in place to protect your elderly.
If you encounter any of the behaviors noted above, this is just Manny being Manny.
Good luck…
You are now the proud owners of a Manny; one of the finest hitters in major league history. You may expect up to 2-3 months of productive service from your Manny.
WARNING!
Always remember that your Manny is more important than the rest of the team. Failure to do so will cause your Manny to pout and have childish tantrums.
Realize that your Manny may encounter knee problems on days that your team is due to face a dominant right hand pitcher.
Understand that your Manny has one speed; with his ‘running out a ground ball’ speed being roughly the same as his home run trot.
Your Manny is prone to periodic defensive gaffs of a sadly comedic nature.
Your Manny may exhibit aggressive behavior toward senior citizens; please ensure the appropriate safeguards are in place to protect your elderly.
If you encounter any of the behaviors noted above, this is just Manny being Manny.
Good luck…
