You're probably wondering who this Pat Venditte guy is exactly.
I'm glad you asked, I'll tell you.
He is a major league baseball pitcher that just got promoted by the Oakland A's. Probably still wondering how this is even newsworthy, aren't you?
Well, Mr. Venditte is a relief pitcher that goes both ways. No, not like Bruce Jenner. He actually pitches left-handed and right-handed. That's fukking cool, man.
I'm glad you asked, I'll tell you.
He is a major league baseball pitcher that just got promoted by the Oakland A's. Probably still wondering how this is even newsworthy, aren't you?
Well, Mr. Venditte is a relief pitcher that goes both ways. No, not like Bruce Jenner. He actually pitches left-handed and right-handed. That's fukking cool, man.