sbrhedge's black hole desperation picks

[sbrhedge]

I think about JJ saying he needs a huge score badly to stay afloat in Vegas - what if I am in the same position and I need to hit big, and how hard to I have to rollup.

So here is my experiment: everyday, I go all-in with the last +100 units ($) I have and make some kind of pick. I choose either one game, or do a parlay (which I never do, but I might if I'm desperate).

If I lose, I have to scramble for another +100 and do it again, until I hit some limit like +1000. Once I go over a 1000 on the streak, I have to bet minimum another 1000, and whatever the amount leftover is, I can cover my previous losing efforts.

So I if lose two betting sequences in a row, I am 0-2 and -200.

If I happen to win 5 in a row and I'm up to +1900, then I am 1-2, +700, and I have to bet a minimum +1000 on the next pick.

I don't know if this will work but here is the first pick today:


Parlay:
Baltimore Orioles +120
Detroit Tigers -165
San Diego Padres -115

[sbrhedge]

bet +100 units .. clear +660

sequence 0-0
win rate 0-0
net +0

[sbrhedge]

nothing to rollup, and i keep track of the individual picks for comparison. so in theory, i'm supposed to hustle valeting cars and mixing drinks to put down another +100. thanks to JJGold for this inspiration.

ONE MORE CONDITION: minimum average total 6 picks per/week for MLB and only two days off (a 2-team parlay counts as 2 picks over 2 days, but 4 picks still have to be done out of the next 6 days to make the minimum). if someone feels UTG to need a huge score, they may have to bet almost everyday, so i simulate this pressure.

sequence 0-1 -100
win rate 2-1 +106

[sbrhedge]

fukk i should've pick any of the 4 games i had in the AM session. now i am left with this fukn dog:

Pick:
Minnesota Twins +145

bet +100 units .. clear +245

sequence 0-1 -100
win rate 2-1 +106

[sbrhedge]

Pick:
Washington Nationals -170

bet +100 units .. clear +158

sequence 0-2 -200
win rate 2-2 +6

[sbrhedge]

crap ok i should have done an open parlay because now i want to add CLE ML at the last minute. so let's do it this way, we will setup another bet, and i'm gonna have to roll both together - WAS is going to be the swing game which sux:

Parlay:
Washington Nationals -170
Cleveland Indians -135

bet +100 units .. clear +276

[kidcudi92]

give this man his money

[sbrhedge]

give this man his money

KGB styylllllllllllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeee e

tks kid!

[kidcudi92]

with on those Washy boys, Gio better not fukk us

[sbrhedge]

i'm worried about a Gio assfook too

[sbrhedge]

with on those Washy boys, Gio better not fukk us

fukk Gio looks kind of sheety here

[kidcudi92]

lee done bastardo coming in

looks like injured elbow..........again

[sbrhedge]

lee done bastardo coming in

looks like injured elbow..........again

Gio might as well be injured too - he looks like sheeeyat

[kidcudi92]

Gio might as well be injured too - he looks like sheeeyat

gotta K sizemore swings at anything

[kidcudi92]

jesus why the fuk do i keep backing these DET and NAT clowns

[sbrhedge]

fukn Gio dumass double fukk

[kidcudi92]

couldn't find strike zone if it was the size of an aircraft carrier

[sbrhedge]

THERE ARE NO FUKN OUTS

PULL GIO NOW; otherwise, this game is over

Nationals pitching coach and training really sux

[sbrhedge]

watch this - bases clearing hit right here

PULL THE FUKN PITCHER DUMBASS

[kidcudi92]

thanks for getting no outs espinosa fukwad

[sbrhedge]

Who is the nats coach??? He should be fukn fired

another fukn rbi?? Pull the fukn pitcher you dumass

they will never win the world series

[kidcudi92]

deport this piece of shit get him off the mound wtf

looks like he belongs in fukkin gaza

[sbrhedge]

4-0 now??

OMG

PULL THE FUKN PITCHER!!

[sbrhedge]

Matt Williams is the Washington Nationals manager????

Holy Fukk

what the fukk is he doing????

[kidcudi92]

4-0 now??

OMG

PULL THE FUKN PITCHER!!

shoulda been gone. what more do u need to see to get him?

get him NOW what the FCK

[kidcudi92]

Matt Williams is the Washington Nationals manager????

Holy Fukk

what the fukk is he doing????

he's doing NOTHING

[kidcudi92]

defense can't even make a play unreal

[sbrhedge]

5-0????

PULL THE FUKN PITCHER

i'm running out of breath .. i can't scream at the monitor anymore

i give up

[kidcudi92]

5-0????

PULL THE FUKN PITCHER

i'm running out of breath .. i can't scream at the monitor anymore

i give up

1 run an inning keeps Nats backers happy with no more phi runs

[Bailamos]

that's over right ?^^

[sbrhedge]

OK SO NOW THEY GIVE DETWILER 1ST & 3RD

Detwiler doesn't deserve this sheeyat

He should just give up a double and FUKK Gio with 2 more earned runs