I hate Verlander so much

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  • RMStanley
    SBR Wise Guy
    • 10-03-11
    • 824

    #1
    I hate Verlander so much
    Anytime I bet on this gimp I lose. So my new theory was "look, you know he has duds where he literally gets rocked by scrubs from the moment he walks out there… just wait for that to happen and then ride him on his next start if it's a favorable matchup".

    That's what I did today - loaded up on ML Tigers since he's going up against a literal journeyman pitcher for the Rangers who are visiting on a getaway day and oh by the way Les Tigres were basically blanked yesterday so they should be ready to go.

    Instead Verlander comes out looking like a retard (which he can't help) and pitching like a stiff. Fukk him.

    After the Tigers tie up in the bottom of the first, Verlander comes out and promptly gives up a home run to Choice (who?) and a double to some other scrub. Now he throws away a bunt to first base and gives up another run. Still nobody out in the top of the 2nd and now the Rangers bats are up.

    Fukk Verlander I fukkin hate him.
  • JJJ
    SBR MVP
    • 05-03-11
    • 2610

    #2
    lol yup was going to write the same thing guy struggles...only teams he does good against is the shitty teams
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    • RMStanley
      SBR Wise Guy
      • 10-03-11
      • 824

      #3
      I feel like he's doomed my Tanaka/Yanks play too because the gambling gods are going to punish me for being such a square (even though I got Tanaka at great odds last night -154 from my local bookie).
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      • YOUNGBUCK
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 12-16-10
        • 6510

        #4
        Rangers are hitting the shit outta the ball bad bet
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        • JJJ
          SBR MVP
          • 05-03-11
          • 2610

          #5
          I bet on tigers not because JV is pitching cause Colby Lewis is pitching im done backing JV
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          • RMStanley
            SBR Wise Guy
            • 10-03-11
            • 824

            #6
            Originally posted by JJJ
            I bet on tigers not because JV is pitching cause Colby Lewis is pitching im done backing JV
            Exactly - Lewis is really bad and the Tigers should pound him. But it feels like it will be one of "those days" where he times the doubles and singles and gets some lucky sharply-hit balls in the right place at the right time to survive 6 innings. Maybe he gives up a solo shot with nobody on but then gets an inning-ending GIDP to escape the very next inning with no damage.
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            • YOUNGBUCK
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 12-16-10
              • 6510

              #7
              I hate Lewis too but I still couldn't pass on Rangers at that money
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              • JJJ
                SBR MVP
                • 05-03-11
                • 2610

                #8
                Originally posted by RMStanley
                Exactly - Lewis is really bad and the Tigers should pound him. But it feels like it will be one of "those days" where he times the doubles and singles and gets some lucky sharply-hit balls in the right place at the right time to survive 6 innings.
                I couldn't agree more lets hope not game not over yet
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                • RMStanley
                  SBR Wise Guy
                  • 10-03-11
                  • 824

                  #9
                  well there was one example of it - could easily be 4-3 with relievers starting to loosen up. instead here's the heart of the rangers lineup with a 3-2 lead and lewis safely in the dugout enjoying his luck.
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                  • GemSportsPicks
                    SBR MVP
                    • 10-15-10
                    • 2513

                    #10
                    Its not that the Rangers are hitting the shit out the ball, really over last 10 there offense hasn't been great... Last two they've been good... This is Verlander, he lost his edge... I'm an idiot I know to just take over in Tigers games when Verlander pitches instead of taking him... COuld have saved myself alot of juice... And Tigers always score for him.
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                    • icecapper
                      SBR Wise Guy
                      • 09-29-09
                      • 788

                      #11
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                      • drfunkmaster
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 11-29-08
                        • 11162

                        #12
                        i would never take a -170 straight up....
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                        • JJJ
                          SBR MVP
                          • 05-03-11
                          • 2610

                          #13
                          your such a sharp capper
                          Originally posted by drfunkmaster
                          i would never take a -170 straight up....
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                          • mikmik
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 05-13-12
                            • 5457

                            #14
                            I guess soo much for the dominant Verlander
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                            • RMStanley
                              SBR Wise Guy
                              • 10-03-11
                              • 824

                              #15
                              One strikeout today and two his last start - he's got nothing anymore. Very pedestrian stuff. But I promise you the second I bet on him he'll fan 8 and have command of the corners. And I hate his stupid blank stare when he's getting rocked. I'd feel a little less infuriated if he showed some emotion.

                              Thank God the Yanks are off to good start I'll still stay over + $1000 for week and hit my number for a payout if Tanaka is solid.
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                              • You mad bro
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 01-15-12
                                • 16641

                                #16
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                                • jontebond
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 11-19-12
                                  • 2714

                                  #17
                                  Well Cabrera is my feking enemy, whenever Im on the Tigers Over, he is FEKING ice cold, stupid c+unt.
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                                  • drfunkmaster
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 11-29-08
                                    • 11162

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by JJJ
                                    your such a sharp capper
                                    i try

                                    Pending 3 Team Parlay
                                    Pending 5/25/14 1:05pm MLB Baseball 965 Texas Rangers +160* vs Detroit Tigers (C Lewis - R must Start J Verlander - R must Start)
                                    Pending 5/25/14 1:05pm MLB Baseball 968 Toronto Blue Jays +112* vs Oakland Athletics (D Pomeranz - L must Start J Happ - L must Start)
                                    Pending 5/25/14 8:05pm NHL Hockey 13 Montreal Canadiens +155* vs New York Rangers
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                                    • Derka2014
                                      SBR Sharp
                                      • 05-17-14
                                      • 327

                                      #19
                                      penetrate team records. Athletics and Tigers getting killed tonight. why people still bet on them? they so overrated
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                                      • You mad bro
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 01-15-12
                                        • 16641

                                        #20
                                        A lot of babies on this forum. If you can't afford to lose your 20 bucks stop gambling
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                                        • jontebond
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 11-19-12
                                          • 2714

                                          #21
                                          Kinsler you fuking asshole, 2 bases covered 1 out, double play of course, need 1 more feking run for those Cabrera Shrek team to hit the TT for Detroit, typical....
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                                          • Capper1124
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 11-23-13
                                            • 1914

                                            #22
                                            He is no longer a dominant pitcher
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