5 Reasons You Won't Make Money Betting Baseball in 2014

[WarxMagic]

1. You suck with Excel.
2. Your analysis is based on outdated metrics.
3. You do not use a simulator.
4. You blow your bankroll by June.
5. You are not me.

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[PAULYPOKER]

Lol.............

Intuition pal

Intuition..........

[upscope]

#1 reason why people don't make $$ betting baseball: Allergic to dogs!!

[remeedella]

who da fuk is this guy?

[WarxMagic]

Vegas sets the lines - I'm the guy who makes them move.

[WarxMagic]

You all know how it works: Bet size = x; Favorites lay X to win 100; Underdogs x = 100

Blessing the public on a Sunday like I'm Pope Francis. This is how I feed the pigeons.

Yankees -174

[No coincidences]

You all know how it works: Bet size = x; Favorites lay X to win 100; Underdogs x = 100

Blessing the public on a Sunday like I'm Pope Francis. This is how I feed the pigeons.

Yankees -174

You talk shit about SBR posters and baseball, then post the Yankees at -174 when they're available for anywhere from -155 to -164? WTF?

[No coincidences]

Vegas sets the lines - I'm the guy who makes them move.

Immediately after you posted this at Pinnacle:

04/27 06:23 PM	+151	-164
04/27 05:57 PM	+153	-166
04/27 05:36 PM	+155	-168

[Down_Goes Bookie]

Immediately after you posted this at Pinnacle:

04/27 06:23 PM	+151	-164
04/27 05:57 PM	+153	-166
04/27 05:36 PM	+155	-168

[WarxMagic]

It doesn't make sense to me to use Pinnacle lines considering they ban American players and we are talking about America's pastime. Besides, I didn't even check the line. I just threw out an arbitrarily overpriced number that still had value like a boss.

It's just a couple extra crumbs to these birds.

Turning haters into spectators.

#the former Wizard of OPS
#Next Level Alien Metrics
#SBR's best handicapper

[whtsox13]

sigh.... when and where can I buy your picks?

[Jimmy the Creep]

1. You suck with Excel.
2. Your analysis is based on outdated metrics.
3. You do not use a simulator.
4. You blow your bankroll by June.
5. You are not me.

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What the hell is Excel ?
What are out dated metrics ?
Why in the world would you use a simulator? I like the real thing.
I might blow my bankroll by June, but that's because I was able to buy lots of toys. And the lady's like us rich guys.
No, I'm not you and I thank my lucky stars for that.

You are a

[No coincidences]

It doesn't make sense to me to use Pinnacle lines considering they ban American players and we are talking about America's pastime

OK, then here is 5Dimes after you posted:

04/27 07:32 PM	+157	-162
04/27 07:19 PM	+157	-163
04/27 06:22 PM	+158	-164
04/27 06:19 PM	+157	-163
04/27 05:52 PM	+155	-165
04/27 05:51 PM	+159	-169

[No coincidences]

#SBR's best handicapper

Never posted a play before, yet he's "SBR's best handicapper." LOL.

[WarxMagic]

There was a line up change, hence the line changed.

[WarxMagic]

Have you never seen that happen before?

[remeedella]

never seen you happen before.


(people unload on the 'give points' button)

[WarxMagic]

Well, you see me now.

#King of SBR
#God of Baseball Analysis
#Legendary Picks

[Dogball]

There was a line up change, hence the line changed.

What was the change?

[Dogball]

Solarte

[WarxMagic]

Respect.

[WarxMagic]

You talk shit about SBR posters and baseball, then post the Yankees at -174 when they're available for anywhere from -155 to -164? WTF?

Get wrecked.

[WarxMagic]

sigh.... when and where can I buy your picks?

I'm only here for a short time before I go back to the future where I come from. Until then, I will be hooking you guys up gratis. Enjoy.

#Most Charitable Capper
#SBR Loves Me
#Future Nobel Laureate

[remeedella]

Can you sign my crossword puzzle book?

[DoubleR90]

This cat is clearly just trolling

[No coincidences]

This cat is clearly just trolling

He laid a horrible number on a huge favorite and won by one run because of two walks, a passed ball and a wild pitch. Yeah, really solid bet. Definitely a reason to come back and brag. LOL.

[WarxMagic]

Not many people can look like John Stamos and analyze baseball like Bill James - lucky me. I say good genes. You say potato, I say tomato.

#God of Variance

[WarxMagic]

[dsaewra]

I'm enjoying this.

[Jerrod]

This guy is entertaining

[WarxMagic]

I took a step back and looked in the mirror this morning to ask myself, who would I be without my greatest rival??? The mirror replied, "A god among men has no earthly rival."

[Down_Goes Bookie]

I took a step back and looked in the mirror

Took a step back... does that mean you were kissing your reflection in the mirror?

[WarxMagic]

Well, I forgot to mention I also performed this ritual I like to call brushing my teeth. The mirror sits above the sink where I spit my Crest + Baking Soda toothpaste.

#Fresh Minty Breath
#No Cavities
#Still Waiting for a Worthy Rival

[stevenash]

1. You suck with Excel.
2. Your analysis is based on outdated metrics.
3. You do not use a simulator.
4. You blow your bankroll by June.
5. You are not me.

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1) I am an I/T professional that makes a living working with Excel
2) My analysis is usually flawless.
3) Simulators are not the end all-be all
4) I still have my bankroll from 1987
5) No I am not you, I am better than you.

[matt1216]

Well, I forgot to mention I also performed this ritual I like to call brushing my teeth. The mirror sits above the sink where I spit my Crest + Baking Soda toothpaste.

#Fresh Minty Breath
#No Cavities
#Still Waiting for a Worthy Rival

Baking soda?? What r u like 80 years old! Put your dentures in a cup of peroxide... U will be fine