Joe Blanton might be the worst pitcher I've seen in the last decade

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  • No coincidences
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 01-18-10
    • 76300

    #1
    Joe Blanton might be the worst pitcher I've seen in the last decade
    This fatass trots out to the mound and throws BP in the post-steroid era, making these guys all look like King Kong. There are a lot of bad, fat pitchers in baseball right now, but this blubber butt takes the cake -- both literally and figuratively.

    He's putting on a clinic tonight.

    1.2 IP, 6 R, 8 H.
  • Vinnie Paz
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 03-27-12
    • 12177

    #2
    Good read
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    • Melda
      SBR MVP
      • 01-27-11
      • 1028

      #3
      Hahaha I've said that for a few years now. He's hilarious. Even more that angels pay him millions to suck EVERYTIME
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      • No coincidences
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 01-18-10
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        #4


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        • No coincidences
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 01-18-10
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          #5
          In his last 6 IP out of the bullpen, Blanton has given up 13 ER and 16 H.

          Think about that for a minute.
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          • Deep_Rest
            SBR Wise Guy
            • 11-29-10
            • 841

            #6
            do a google image search for "joe blanton sucks" and look at the first picture. you're welcome.
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            • ItsMeMrMattE
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 08-30-10
              • 5294

              #7
              Originally posted by No coincidences
              In his last 6 IP out of the bullpen, Blanton has given up 13 ER and 16 H.

              Think about that for a minute.
              lol. wow. that has to be the worst of any BP pitcher in a while right? Blanton flagged as fade material.
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              • ItsMeMrMattE
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 08-30-10
                • 5294

                #8
                Originally posted by Deep_Rest
                do a google image search for "joe blanton sucks" and look at the first picture. you're welcome.

                thank god for that white t-shirt/ tent.
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                • blackeyeshamus
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 02-19-11
                  • 6632

                  #9
                  True.
                  Very true!
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                  • Jefferey13
                    SBR Wise Guy
                    • 07-10-13
                    • 624

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Deep_Rest
                    do a google image search for "joe blanton sucks" and look at the first picture. you're welcome.
                    Oh my gosh, I did it.
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                    • MagicDiceFlow
                      SBR MVP
                      • 01-15-12
                      • 4585

                      #11
                      Whenever you see Blanton warming up in the bullpen, pound the live line on the opposing team......thanks fatboy!!


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                      • ItsMeMrMattE
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 08-30-10
                        • 5294

                        #12
                        nice hit MDF. and despite the performance i bet fatass goes out and gets laid tonight. theres not much difference btwn a tee and a dildo i guess when your desperate.
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                        • Disko808
                          SBR Sharp
                          • 12-07-11
                          • 323

                          #13
                          i love the angels man it really sucks to see this team go down like this..besides CJ, all their pitchers are having a really rough year. They had a chance to win many of the last games but just can't hold the fkn lead. Even on that game when they were up 4 in the 7th to the rangers I had a gut feeling they would blow it and guess what happens..smfh
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                          • stevenash
                            Moderator
                            • 01-17-11
                            • 65568

                            #14
                            Fat Saunders is right there with him
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                            • No coincidences
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                              • 01-18-10
                              • 76300

                              #15
                              Originally posted by No coincidences
                              In his last 6 IP out of the bullpen, Blanton has given up 13 ER and 16 H.

                              Think about that for a minute.
                              Three runs and three hits last night. He's now 2-14 with an ERA well over 6 and a .319 BAA.

                              Last 7 IP, 19 H, 16 R.

                              I'm not sure what's worse: the fact that he's still wearing a big league uniform, or that Scioscia is still using him.
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                              • Jago2008
                                SBR MVP
                                • 05-18-11
                                • 3047

                                #16
                                Originally posted by No coincidences
                                Three runs and three hits last night. He's now 2-14 with an ERA well over 6 and a .319 BAA.

                                Last 7 IP, 19 H, 16 R.

                                I'm not sure what's worse: the fact that he's still wearing a big league uniform, or that Scioscia is still using him.
                                6.5 million for that return... ROI fail.
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