famous nittany quotes

[DeezusWINSTREAKT]

Its just always gets better. And now he Tries to post plays here
True sports comedy


#1 "matt harvey will be in minors soon"

This was #1


Some other good 1s :

"This parlay wins 82.2% of the time... cubs and pirates over / orioles +107

"The cubs are an elite team"

"I ran 6 simulations , actually I donno why I say simulations they are really statistic models, and the average runs was 10.9" - this may As well be #1 , this was hilariois. What is .9 of a run? A homerun ten feet shy of the wall?



This is Where I first thought he was just A troll and was here to throw ppl Off n spew garbage but I have now learned he is indeed serious

"The indians will win the world series anyways so what's it matter"


In NHL: "the kings are a playoff team = LOL statement of the year too. Get out your history books for recent seasons and let me hear that one again so I can burst out laughing like I just did. Kinfolk". Wtf the kings won the cup recently Like last yr.....


And "the blackhawks are overrated" dude do you Eat mushrooms and watch sports for a lil then eat more n come.here to post??

He makes this a great read http://forum.sbrforum.com/hockey-betting/2384136-largest-nhl-play-my-life.html

Apparently HE DOES know a thing or two about NHL

It seema he thought blackhawks wouldn't make it very far... stanley cup, no way

[DeezusWINSTREAKT]

"Marcum is a legitimate all-star and people constantly hate on him, kind of funny to me"

Really? What's funny to me is he is 0-8

[joco]

these are all grreat

[amolg24]

LMAO...i specifically remember calling him out on the Matt Harvey one...but that seems to be the least outrageous of most of these

[DeezusWINSTREAKT]

"The d backs crushed me on 19th and I had -1.5 and ML. Omg I got buried"

On the 19th I think he saw marlins take lead 1-0 and stopped paying attention and never looked back and thinks He lost.

19th final score 3-1 d backs

How did u lose u dummy

#nittanylionquotes

[pattymayo]

He's obviously a comedian

No way he means any of what he says

[DeezusWINSTREAKT]

"It's favourites*

Learn to spell before you post, dipshit"

Speaks for its self.

British english spelling, go correct someone else on some other forum you idiot you don't even know Favorites is a real way to spell it

Edit: wanted to add this is the only word in the guys well written Topic discussion that was apparently spelled wrong. Hahhahha

[DeezusWINSTREAKT]

I know nittany will never post here he won't own up to it

If anyone wants his plays go here :

[DeezusWINSTREAKT]

http://forum.sbrforum.com/nba-basketball-betting/2143028-adolf-n-jerrys-thread-all-sports-p17.html

Nittanys plays

[NittanyLionsFan]

If you think favourites is misspelled, I'm sorry but you don't know what you're talking about.

[DeezusWINSTREAKT]

If you think favourites is misspelled, I'm sorry but you don't know what you're talking about.

Obviously you dont. I'm very very aware. But here you call someone a dip shit because you think you are smarter, which time and time again you prove yourself to be retarded

[DeezusWINSTREAKT]

http://forum.sbrforum.com/baseball-betting/2421568-do-favorites-ever-win-mlb-just-curious.html#post18984992

Right here you tell This guy its spelled favourites (which is britt spelling) because he typed favorite. The only word he supposedly mispelled according to your dumbazz.

You don't even get it u are soooo dumb wow

[DeezusWINSTREAKT]

You were a lot more fun til lately, what happened, did you finally realize being a dumb troll will get u nowhere?

[NittanyLionsFan]

Cool story, have fun being an 18 year old. Spend less time on the Internet though.

[DeezusWINSTREAKT]

Cool story, have fun being an 18 year old. Spend less time on the Internet though.

Thx for another quote this is true comedy . Good show Mate, good show.

All hail to the Nittany, poster of rhetorocal crap and useless re iterating and even more intended false education leading to laughter

[No coincidences]

He's a good capper.

[DeezusWINSTREAKT]

Funny you responded to this but nothing else you used to be so different before I started trolling u back come on man

[DeezusWINSTREAKT]

He's a good capper.

Maybe with NHL?? I've beenn reading a Long time And all I ever see him doing is telling ppl when theyve lost, or going against Someone who realy is a good capper (bank) just to say he did, or posting misleading info. I could go on but the point has been made before

I think you should double check this statement, look at his thread he doesn't even know when hr wins or not! His d backs disaster he should have won
Is he just a jokester? In other words a circus act? A clown???

[No coincidences]

Maybe with NHL?? I've beenn reading a Long time And all I ever see him doing is telling ppl when theyve lost, or going against Someone who realy is a good capper (bank) just to say he did, or posting misleading info. I could go on but the point has been made before

I think you should double check this statement, look at his thread he doesn't even know when hr wins or not! His d backs disaster he should have won
Is he just a jokester? In other words a circus act? A clown???

I couldn't care less about the other shit. This isn't a congeniality contest. It's a gambling forum.

I said a long time ago he and Bank should cut the shit because they're wasting each other's time. I personally think both are good at picking winners, which is all that should matter here.

[DeezusWINSTREAKT]

I couldn't care less about the other shit. This isn't a congeniality contest. It's a gambling forum.

I said a long time ago he and Bank should cut the shit because they're wasting each other's time. I personally think both are good at picking winners, which is all that should matter here.

Agreed, I've done a lot of research to find out who is more credible, and also 4 credibility to Bank the ignore feature is the " best bet "

Nittany has now been exposed. NHL I could believe however but here he has been just a NuisanceLion altogether. Bad NuisanceLion!! Bad!!!!!!

[MANIER08]

hey so who wins hockey game tomorrow?? thats what i need to know?? deezus, nittany, no coin??

[DeezusWINSTREAKT]

Please show me a post by example???? Maybe my research was wrong but in the 10 mins reading his posts By clicking near his name, It was all negativity!!!!

[DeezusWINSTREAKT]

hey so who wins hockey game tomorrow?? thats what i need to know?? deezus, nittany, no coin??

Everybody on Blackhawks to close it in six but I see it going 7!!! Bruins lost a few to injury and all that, but these guys at home are another story.

Still like bruins in 7 I've called series perfectly but I can see either team taking the cup.

Been a weird shortened season and a tip I like to throw out is that blackhawks are here from mostly shootout victories

Bruins have shown more resiliance, hawks have shown more consistency

Not too sure but thats my lean I think bruins outscore Em in G6


What u thinkin Manny?

[Smutbucket]

ha. thanks for the post....many of these I missed because I just ignore this dumb peice of shit

maybe once every couple months you can post something like this to keep me up to date on this morons quotes

[DeezusWINSTREAKT]

"There's a thing we do out here in Texas and its called pounding the ass of a young boy. It's good. It's grand. It's glory"

Plz tell me u were kidding. I understand why your name is NittanyLionsFan but wow dude !!!!!!

The stuff u say!!!!


NITTANY- Most the time u read someones play you just want to tell em they are wrong so fast u are the first one there, then they win!!!!! Is that Tru capping it distracted the hell out of me at first til I realized you do it over n over!!!!!!!!

[DeezusWINSTREAKT]

ha. thanks for the post....many of these I missed because I just ignore this dumb peice of shit

maybe once every couple months you can post something like this to keep me up to date on this morons quotes

Definitely won't be doing it all day, that timeframe sounds about right there were just some great ones these last few months, everybody needs a laugh here n there but this is a sports forum

[MANIER08]

I like bruins the only reason I would bet hawks is to hedge my series bet bruins +140 ($200). Been thinking the bets over. Kinda thinking a small parlay Bruins puck line and over. but i will get back at you tomorrow closer to game time! Not much on out plates for tomorrow huh!

[DeezusWINSTREAKT]

Not much!!! Public all over blackhawks makes it more comfy for me to lean bruins side. Refs were actin up in game 5 doesn't seem like they will let it end in 6 to me

[stevenash]

Originally Posted by NittanyLionsFan
The other hilarious one is how people say -200 plays can't be for value. That's beyond priceless. It's like these monkeys didn't even finish 3rd grade.



Blanton and -200 and value don't belong in the same sentence.

[stevenash]

Classic Nit:
Trying to tell me there is value in 1-10 Blanton at -195

Originally Posted by NittanyLionsFan
The other hilarious one is how people say -200 plays can't be for value. That's beyond priceless. It's like these monkeys didn't even finish 3rd grade.


My response:
Blanton and -200 and value don't belong in the same sentence.

My favorite thread Nit tried to be big time in

http://forum.sbrforum.com/players-talk/2412958-joe-blanton-195-tonight.html#post18946858

[DeezusWINSTREAKT]

Lmfao.

Blackhawks stole that game!! Crazy!!!

Nittany seems to be posting less, maybe he fell off from his god given sports knowledge and "value"


I'm still wondering when the next quote will drop its like waitin for a new line on a bet just anxious