Vance Worley

[No coincidences]

Is the failure to end all failures.

Can't wait to hear about how many "good pitches" he made after this embarrassing performance. Love his loser speak during postgame pressers. "I was happy with the way I threw," and "I was locating my pitches where I wanted them," etc. after getting shelled. Again.

[EASports]

League is filled with guys like this. Twins are irrelevant, so his spot is safe. Plus, if it wasnt going to be Worley-bird then we would see Slowey in the same spot.

[stevex]

The Twins were +170 for a reason....

[dartmouthemcee]

Vance looked promising at one point with phillies but has flopped hard

[goduke]

he always sucked, he just had a good phillies team to make him look good before

[lesterdymond]

Just costed me $18.47. He's on my fade list.

[dlunc3]

Just optioned to triple a