The worst summer soccer/futbol/football picks on SBR (DO NOT TAIL THESE!)

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  • ParlayininHTown
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 06-27-10
    • 7561

    #1
    The worst summer soccer/futbol/football picks on SBR (DO NOT TAIL THESE!)
    Like I mentioned in my other thread, I plan to track my summer plays in a separate thread to get a closer look at how awful I am at capping this sport when the major European leagues are not in business. Most of these picks will be for MLS, J-League and the upcoming World Cup, with quality fades for other leagues (probably Norway, Sweden and Ireland) sprinkled in on occasion.

    As always, I advise you to NEVER tail my picks. If you decide to fade or follow, you do so at your own risk. Don't complain, and don't say I didn't warn you to not tail. I am not an expert, and I am simply using this thread as a form of tracking and examining my soccer capping during a time of the year when options are limited.

    This is likely to get ugly ... far uglier than my previous thread. I have been on a horrible run in soccer over the last couple of weeks. MLS can be crazy at times, I suck at capping J-League, and I don't follow the leagues in Ireland, Norway, etc. closely enough to feel that confident in any of those plays.

    Anyway, here we go ...
  • ParlayininHTown
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 06-27-10
    • 7561

    #2
    May 22, 2014
    Play No. 1
    Major League Soccer: El Dynamo de Houston PK/DNB (+145)
    Risking $100.00 to win $145.00


    Thread record: 0-0-0
    Total profit/loss: $0.00

    (Will track record AND total amount won/lost this time)
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    • tttl
      SBR Hustler
      • 05-21-12
      • 58

      #3
      J-League is one of the most unpredictable leagues,
      Brazil Serie A is another one I can name...
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      • ParlayininHTown
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 06-27-10
        • 7561

        #4
        RECORD: 0-1

        Total loss: -$100.00


        Pretty much the start I expected. Pinche Dynamo.
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        • ParlayininHTown
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 06-27-10
          • 7561

          #5
          May 23, 2014
          Play No. 1
          Ireland Premier Division: St. Patrick's Athletic at Limerick FC -- OVER 2.5 (+108)
          Risking $100.00 to win $108.00
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          • ParlayininHTown
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 06-27-10
            • 7561

            #6
            May 23, 2014
            Play No. 2
            Major League Soccer: Toronto FC +0.5 (+120)
            Risking $100.00 to win $120.00


            In other words, anyone who wants to win should take SKC.
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            • ParlayininHTown
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 06-27-10
              • 7561

              #7
              RECORD: 1-2

              Total loss: -$80.00


              Stunning result for TFC tonight. Miraculously scored two goals despite being down a man, but I'll always take the lucky breaks.
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              • ParlayininHTown
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 06-27-10
                • 7561

                #8
                May 24, 2014
                EARLY MORNING/LATE-NIGHT DEGENERATE SPECIAL!
                J-League division 2: Oita Trinita PK/DNB (-135)
                Risking $135.00 to win $100.00
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                • ParlayininHTown
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 06-27-10
                  • 7561

                  #9
                  May 24, 2014
                  Play No. 2
                  English League Championship playoffs: Derby County ML (+135)
                  Risking $100.00 to win $135.00
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                  • beefcake
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 11-26-09
                    • 14029

                    #10
                    In my limited knowledge of English Champ..I like this bet..
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                    • quekyze
                      SBR Rookie
                      • 05-24-14
                      • 3

                      #11
                      Originally posted by ParlayininHTown
                      May 24, 2014
                      Play No. 2
                      English League Championship playoffs: Derby County ML (+135)
                      Risking $100.00 to win $135.00
                      derby was owning the entire game. rangers even got a red card. yet...
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                      • ParlayininHTown
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 06-27-10
                        • 7561

                        #12
                        Originally posted by quekyze
                        derby was owning the entire game. rangers even got a red card. yet...

                        Yeah. I kind of deserved this after lucking out with Toronto last night. More losers to come later.
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                        • ParlayininHTown
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 06-27-10
                          • 7561

                          #13
                          May 24, 2014
                          Play No. 3
                          Major League Soccer: Seattle Sounders at Vancouver Whitecaps -- OVER 2.5 (-107)
                          Risking $107.00 to win $100.00
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                          • beefcake
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 11-26-09
                            • 14029

                            #14
                            Seattle has been great for overs until last week, still tons of opps even though 1-0..like it.
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                            • DiggityDaggityDo
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 11-30-08
                              • 81454

                              #15
                              I found the thread.

                              Good luck, Sir.
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                              • ParlayininHTown
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 06-27-10
                                • 7561

                                #16
                                at Frei.
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                                • ParlayininHTown
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 06-27-10
                                  • 7561

                                  #17
                                  May 24, 2014
                                  Play No. 4
                                  Major League Soccer: Real Salt Lake ML (-143)
                                  Risking $143.00 to win $100.00
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                                  • zizoudane10
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 03-27-12
                                    • 7272

                                    #18
                                    Great call on Seattle over, come on RSL
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                                    • ParlayininHTown
                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                      • 06-27-10
                                      • 7561

                                      #19
                                      RECORD: 1-4-1

                                      Total loss: -$223.00


                                      What a surprise. Another losing day.
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                                      • ParlayininHTown
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 06-27-10
                                        • 7561

                                        #20
                                        May 25, 2014
                                        EARLY MORNING/LATE-NIGHT DEGENERATE SPECIAL!
                                        Chinese Super League: Harbin Yiteng FC at Guangzhou R&F FC -- OVER 2.5 (-140)
                                        Risking $140.00 to win $100.00
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                                        • quekyze
                                          SBR Rookie
                                          • 05-24-14
                                          • 3

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by ParlayininHTown
                                          May 25, 2014
                                          EARLY MORNING/LATE-NIGHT DEGENERATE SPECIAL!
                                          Chinese Super League: Harbin Yiteng FC at Guangzhou R&F FC -- OVER 2.5 (-140)
                                          Risking $140.00 to win $100.00
                                          again...
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                                          • ParlayininHTown
                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                            • 06-27-10
                                            • 7561

                                            #22
                                            May 25, 2014
                                            Play No. 2
                                            Spanish Segunda Division: RCD Mallorca at Girona FC -- OVER 2.5 (+113)
                                            Risking $100.00 to win $113.00


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                                            • ParlayininHTown
                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                              • 06-27-10
                                              • 7561

                                              #23
                                              Another moronic bet that won't even come close to cashing from yours truly. I'm in great form when it comes to producing high-quality fades.
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                                              • ParlayininHTown
                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                • 06-27-10
                                                • 7561

                                                #24
                                                May 26, 2014
                                                Play No. 3
                                                Spanish Segunda Division: Deportivo La Coruna at CD Numancia -- DRAW (+210)
                                                Risking $50.00 to win $105.00
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                                                • ParlayininHTown
                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                  • 06-27-10
                                                  • 7561

                                                  #25
                                                  May 25, 2014
                                                  Play No. 4
                                                  Campeonato Brasileiro Série A: Palmeiras SP PK/DNB (+115)
                                                  Risking $100.00 to win $115.00


                                                  Chapecoense must be the right team to back here if I like the opponent. Sorry if you're on Palmeiras or are a fan of the team, but they're probably taking an L today.
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                                                  • ParlayininHTown
                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                    • 06-27-10
                                                    • 7561

                                                    #26
                                                    May 25, 2014
                                                    Play No. 5
                                                    Major League Soccer: Philadelphia Union +1 (+100)
                                                    Risking $100.00 to win $100.00


                                                    Just keep fading and thank me later for sucking so much at soccer capping and life in general ...
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                                                    • ParlayininHTown
                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                      • 06-27-10
                                                      • 7561

                                                      #27
                                                      May 25, 2014
                                                      LATE-NIGHT DEGENERATE SPECIAL!/Play No. 6
                                                      Major League Soccer:
                                                      El Dynamo de Houston ML (+235)
                                                      Risking $100.00 to win $235.00

                                                      Let's finish off the sweep day ...
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                                                      • Aleeki
                                                        SBR High Roller
                                                        • 05-14-13
                                                        • 232

                                                        #28
                                                        I'm on this too. Feeling your pain right now! I was also on Palmeiras earlier. Tough day but you'll bounce back.
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                                                        • ParlayininHTown
                                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                                          • 06-27-10
                                                          • 7561

                                                          #29
                                                          RECORD: 1-10-1

                                                          Total loss: -$813.00
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                                                          • ParlayininHTown
                                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                                            • 06-27-10
                                                            • 7561

                                                            #30
                                                            May 26, 2014
                                                            Loser No. 1
                                                            Norwegian First Division: Mjøndalen Idrettsforening at Tromsø Idrettslag -- OVER 2.5 (-125)
                                                            Losing $125.00 (Would be risking $125 to win $100, but no one in their right mind thinks I'm winning this)


                                                            If you took the over before I posted this, I apologize for ensuring that your bet will not even come close to cashing. I want to win, too, but at this point it feels like I will be lucky just to win two soccer bets in a row before I croak. Just fade my next pick to get back what you'll lose on this one.
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                                                            • beefcake
                                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                                              • 11-26-09
                                                              • 14029

                                                              #31
                                                              Last thread you started of shitty as well...Then you heat up..stick to it..
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                                                              • ParlayininHTown
                                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                • 06-27-10
                                                                • 7561

                                                                #32
                                                                RECORD: 1-11-1

                                                                Total loss: -$928.00





                                                                #absoluteblowoutlosers
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                                                                • pattymayo
                                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                                  • 05-19-09
                                                                  • 10221

                                                                  #33
                                                                  why do you even bother if you're this terrible at betting soccer?
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                                                                  • spargament
                                                                    SBR MVP
                                                                    • 12-22-09
                                                                    • 1739

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Wow. This is impressive. This is no easier than going 10-1.
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                                                                    • Vaughany
                                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                                      • 03-07-10
                                                                      • 45563

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by ParlayininHTown
                                                                      May 26, 2014
                                                                      Loser No. 1
                                                                      Norwegian First Division: Mjøndalen Idrettsforening at Tromsø Idrettslag -- OVER 2.5 (-125)
                                                                      Losing $125.00 (Would be risking $125 to win $100, but no one in their right mind thinks I'm winning this)


                                                                      If you took the over before I posted this, I apologize for ensuring that your bet will not even come close to cashing. I want to win, too, but at this point it feels like I will be lucky just to win two soccer bets in a row before I croak. Just fade my next pick to get back what you'll lose on this one.
                                                                      This game was like 1-1 after 25 mins or so wasnt it?! Backdoored hard
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