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    Neighbor told me he is going to kick my ass

    he yelled at my dog for barking and jumping on " my fence" and told me he was going to hit my dog in the head with a shovel
    if i didnt get him to stop barking... and my dog litterally had only been outside for 30 seconds and rarely ever barks.

    this neighbor seems pyscho..

    i usually ignore him but when he threatened my dog i said " fukk you pal"

    and he responded fukk you , come outside i'm going to kick your ass

    a full 24 hours later...

    he came over while i was not home...GF said he beat on the door and when no one answered he broke my flower pots
    and various decorations on the front porch.

    now i'm not sure what to do ....

    i dont think any thing good could result in a fist fight with the neighbor

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    If he breaks your stuff: Call the police. Or the russian mafia.

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    I am severely protective of my pup. If a grown man ever yelled or threatened to hurt her I'd go fukking ape shit on him without holding back.
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    Sounds like trash, stay away from a person like that, he probably has nothing to lose.
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    you might live next to rifleman

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    Big Bear I thought you were black? What's the matter with you?

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    I think it's pretty obvious that you have to kill your neighbor.

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    Take a dump in his mailbox

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    Show him you are crazier. Show up in his front yard nude with face completely painted.

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    Quote Originally Posted by innovation View Post
    you might live next to rifleman
    What happended to that guy.

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    What state do you live in Big Bear?

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    Grow a pair bear. Kick his ass

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    Quote Originally Posted by packerd_00 View Post
    What happended to that guy.
    Thankfully he is missing. Thank god

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    Quote Originally Posted by bubblebuttluv View Post
    What state do you live in Big Bear?
    south carolina

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    Quote Originally Posted by 5mike5 View Post
    Grow a pair bear. Kick his ass
    i just dont see that ending well.


    whats next he stabs me or shoots me?

    i just dont see him letting it go after a fight

    only way i fight him is if he comes in my yard and throws the 1st punch.
    Last edited by Big Bear; 01-06-14 at 06:30 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Bear View Post
    south carolina
    Potential castle doctrine...or just call the police.

    Calling the police is better from any potential legal standpoint.

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    Quote Originally Posted by downsouth View Post
    Show him you are crazier. Show up in his front yard nude with face completely painted.
    That was great

    Bigbear is there a history here? Kind of like a Beantownjim/Yuri situation?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Bear View Post
    south carolina
    No shit? Go Cocks

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Bear View Post
    i just dont see that ending well.


    whats next he stabs me or shoots me?

    i just dont see him letting it go after a fight

    only way i fight him is if he comes in my yard and throws the 1st punch.
    Well, you already said that he came over and banged on your door and then proceeded to break your flower pots...It's obvious he had evil intentions and wanted to fight you....next time get a video of him trespassing on your property (if he decides to do it again) and then call the cops and get a restraining order against him...

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    Quote Originally Posted by innovation View Post
    you might live next to rifleman
    Rifleman is gone, good ridence.
    Bear, call the cops, file a complaint.

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    He wants to fight because you told him "fukk you."

    You shouldn't tell someone that unless you're ready to fight and/or murder.

    Good luck to you on your fight, Bear.

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    Maybe he is tired of the dog shit all over his front yard?

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    Bear call Seaweed for backup!

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    call the cops lol.. you people


    buy gun and put your big boy pants on

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    Go in the backyard and just dig a hole at 1am.

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    moltov's are really easy to make.. just saying..

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    Quote Originally Posted by downsouth View Post
    Show him you are crazier. Show up in his front yard nude with face completely painted.

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    what state is this

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    a person's right to peace and quiet in his own house should trump someone else's right to do whatever it is they are doing that is disrupting it, including owning noisy dogs

    98% of the time when someone goes apesh*t over a neighbor's barking dog, it's because the neighbor doesn't give a fuk about the well-being of his neighbors, not because the person going apesh*t is not otherwise a normal human being

    if his problem is the barking dog, hopefully he will just blast music/construction noises at your house when you are trying to sleep or concentrate, you will get the point, and the two of you will be able to work something out

    sounds like you just don't give a flying fuk if or how your dog is bothering anyone else while you aren't around, "they can just go fuk themselves, hey it's not my problem if i'm not there" which is typical of many dog owners
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    Quote Originally Posted by CarpeDime View Post
    a person's right to peace and quiet in his own house should trump someone else's right to do whatever it is they are doing that is disrupting it, including owning noisy dogs

    98% of the time when someone goes apesh*t over a neighbor's barking dog, it's because the neighbor doesn't give a fuk about the well-being of his neighbors, not because the person going apesh*t is not otherwise a normal human being

    if his problem is the barking dog, hopefully he will just blast music/construction noises at your house when you are trying to sleep or concentrate, you will get the point, and the two of you will be able to work something out

    sounds like you just don't give a flying fuk if or how your dog is bothering anyone else while you aren't around, "they can just go fuk themselves, hey it's not my problem if i'm not there" which is typical of many dog owners
    nah man i never leave my dog outside when i'm not home and i always call him inside anytime he barks.

    problem is the neighbor hangs out in his backyard 24/7 and walks around just outside the fence causing my dog to bark b/c he hears him... and the second my dog barks he flips out.

    i could even hear this guy using a weed whacker during heavy rain on sunday.

    anyway thanks for the feedback guys i think i will video tape next time he flips out

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    First Call the police now and file a report. NOW!
    If nothing else it starts the timeline and they will put his criminal record. If you are nice and talk calm they might share some of it so you know what you are dealing with. If nothing else if you are civil with them they usually will give you some good advice. In Maryland there is a court database on line and you can look up any court case, criminal or civil, by typing in a name. Again, good to know.
    In the Judicial system the person who complains first has the edge. If he has made threats and then used a shovel to do damage to your property, it is no longer a empty threat. You can say to someone that you are going to kill them but if you have no apparent way to do so it is not against the law. If you say it and then use a instrument that can kill to damage your property it is now illegal.
    Remember a misdemeanor must be seen by the officer for them to make an immediate arrest. If the guy is nuts or just stupid walk out to the car when the police are leaving and I have found these idiots will do something to show the police that you are likely to be telling the truth.
    Lastly, don't do anything stupid. You can protect yourself, family, and property but don't start anything physical or verbally.

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    I love the advice that you get on a forum like this. It is usually kick his ass, shoot him, burn his house down. All of which will put you in jail for quite some time.
    This advice is usually given, and I repeat usually, by someone that there is a better chance that their wife or girlfriend is more likely to handle it than them.
    Try the proper way first. It usually works. If not then I agree some people just need an ass kicking by you or you and your friends. Hopefully not on his property with no witnesses. Remember an ass kicking gone wrong is murder so be careful.

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    Rifleman was the biggest fraud on the forum.

    What a little pussy boy he was. Probably doesn't even own a bb gun

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    Quote Originally Posted by downsouth View Post
    Show him you are crazier. Show up in his front yard nude with face completely painted.
    Better yet, show up in blackface and start throwing the n-word around.

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