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    Brutus84
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    Where is Emily Haines?

    Miss that weirdo. Nothing tops the video of him/her running for a few hundred yards trying to prove to us he/she isn't fat. The shadow of him/her was epic. Tops any JJgold video.

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    Overdosed on cans of soup

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    Mauled by a reindeer.


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    He's around the poker tables every now and than.
    He's mellowed, more relaxed.

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    Must be winning..... Cans of soup were to prove he was eating healthy lol. The fart was also epic.

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    i remember when he won like 10 mil in a week

    unfukkinrale

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    enjoyed the video of him trying to pass one of his landscaping clients' crib off as his

    and the bad beat NCAA Hoops game vid, I think UNC

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    thannkfully the worthless fuk has moved on.

    thats all thats really matters
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    i buried that fuk and he quit

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    Think he is in a preppers bunker surrounded by tinfoil, cats, and soups.

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    unc and other team kept scoring at the end of a meaningless game. lol

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    InTheDrink
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    Quote Originally Posted by Louisvillekid1 View Post
    enjoyed the video of him trying to pass one of his landscaping clients' crib off as his

    and the bad beat NCAA Hoops game vid, I think UNC


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    Drinker that is one of the funniest things I've seen here, no lie...

    Classic

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    Lk i just about started crying when i watched it just now

    theres one better i think...hang on

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    almost died laughing... bahahahahahahah

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    Hustling up on down the court

    running fast breaks

    and they actually miss some wide open scoring chances

    Just to delay the inevitable as UNC working relentless on the offense glass up 40 with less than 10 sec left

    His tone in his voice is great

    "welp, I lost that one"

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    fukin dying here



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    I never seen that before

    HAHAHAHAHA

    OMG, I'm in tears...

    Gotta watch it again

    Running 4's!

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    Wow, when was this posted? I almost died laughing.

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    I thought animals calm people down lol

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    Likely addicted to smack.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Brutus84 View Post
    Wow, when was this posted? I almost died laughing.
    dude I'm trying, my fukkin heart hurts...


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    "Fuk me to tears"!

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    "I try to get aggressive" (like he wanted to cry) "Get under the bed" for some reason those lines had me rolling the most.

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    Holy shit

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    Him yelling at the cat, then having the cat just stare at him, was my favorite part. Even his cat knows he's a puss.

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    "Get under the bed!"

    So was this for like 25cents?

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    Quote Originally Posted by GUMMO77 View Post
    "Fuk me to tears"!
    LOL, I am pretty sure that was me when I raised and he said, "uh oh thats not good". Hit the running boat to kill his flush...

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    Quote Originally Posted by byronbb View Post
    "Get under the bed!"

    So was this for like 25cents?
    I think he even chopped the pot, he is that mad for not scooping.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BeerDog99 View Post
    LOL, I am pretty sure that was me when I raised and he said, "uh oh thats not good". Hit the running boat to kill his flush...
    Oh yea, it was you. He's under the impression you're a ROCK. Nice work

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    "I tried to get aggressive.."


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    Those were classic man the guy has the shakes to begin with must be all the soup.

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    Fukk me to tears.

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