AutoDonk/Bobby Waves 2015 end of the year leader board challange

[Auto Donk]

That's ok, Mr. Gummo can play in Donkey's tourney's to protect his investment as well.

Mr.???? u suck up coward...... ur praying gummo does! you're gonna need help, wwaves...... i've sincerely apologized to sbr brass for all my antics....... I am confident they will lift the doom switch by June, which will give me half a year to filet your folding, wimpy ass.........

[bobbywaves]

Mr.???? u suck up coward...... ur praying gummo does! you're gonna need help, wwaves...... i've sincerely apologized to sbr brass for all my antics....... I am confident they will lift the doom switch by June, which will give me half a year to filet your folding, wimpy ass.........

Even if Gummo doesn't play in 1 of your tourney's, it won't change the inevitable outcome of a Waves victory. You'll be lucky to lose by only 5k again.

[Auto Donk]

Even if Gummo doesn't play in 1 of your tourney's, it won't change the inevitable outcome of a Waves victory. You'll be lucky to lose by only 5k again.

can't deny the facts wwaves....... i outscored u on sbr in 2014

while u sat around in hi limit omaha waiting all weekend to rollover ur little wussy pile of points, i was takin' down weekend trnies....... you couldve easily played em, but youre too cheap, and scared, to risk your little thousand dollar pile of points...... u broke dik..........

[mpaschal34]

Even if Gummo doesn't play in 1 of your tourney's, it won't change the inevitable outcome of a Waves victory. You'll be lucky to lose by only 5k again.

Waves, if you think you will win be 5000, I'll do a 1000 point bet with you if you give Donk half that (+2500 points). Even money. Any interest?

[bobbywaves]

Waves, if you think you will win be 5000, I'll do a 1000 point bet with you if you give Donk half that (+2500 points). Even money. Any interest?

I'm willing to give you the +124 Donkey odds you set, with you risking 1,000 to win 1,240....Same as Gummo.

[Auto Donk]

I'm willing to give you the +124 Donkey odds you set, with you risking 1,000 to win 1,240....Same as Gummo.

once again, pussy boy can't back up his smack.............

[bobbywaves]

once again, pussy boy can't back up his smack.............

I backed it up by offering him a ML wager, as the only certainty is I'll beat your Donkey ass again this year. There's no certainty on how much I'll win by, thus it's not worth betting. Although you'll be lucky to keep your deficit within 5k.

[mpaschal34]

sure...why not....might as well make it interesting.

waves, just type confirmed and we are locked into the same bet as i have with gummo.

Donk....bring the A game!

[bobbywaves]

sure...why not....might as well make it interesting.

waves, just type confirmed and we are locked into the same bet as i have with gummo.

Donk....bring the A game!

Confirmed.

[Auto Donk]

I've done well this year on bettin the first half of games...... I may have to garner up some action by offering a few bets/odds for who's in the lead at the half-way mark, July 1, 2015

I'm already out front of wwaves as far as points won in 2015 are concerned......

[bobbywaves]

I'm already out front of wwaves as far as points won in 2015 are concerned......

Since I don't play weekends, it's obviously irrelevant. Has nothing to do with our annual leaderboard challenge, which you were smoked by 5k+ last year...Fact.

[Auto Donk]

Since I don't play weekends, it's obviously irrelevant. Has nothing to do with our annual leaderboard challenge, which you were smoked by 5k+ last year...Fact.

im in front of you in the dailies, too , as i cashed in the sole trny, and u of course, because u suck, didn't

[bobbywaves]

im in front of you in the dailies, too , as i cashed in the sole trny, and u of course, because u suck, didn't

We previously agreed not to count that cash, so we start even.

If I suck, why did I smoke you by 5k+ in 2014?

[no1here]

Triple_d must be running scared, anybody else want donk, will cover alot

[Triple_D_Bet]

Wow...early in the year, and so much win here!

Besides the 5k with Donkey, I also have 1.5k going with POS. So I'm good for now, but thanks for offer anyway.

Basically I like challenge locks against maniac style players such as: Tripe, POS, & Donkey.

You're a very solid player Slanina, so to me it's a coin flip. I prefer betting locks.

That's funny...per your own warped rating system, since I was on a leaderboard and Slanina wasn't, you'd have to admit I'm the better player. For you to not do so makes you an idiot either way you look at it

Donk is good people and a good player, no doubt, but Bobby seems to have the time and energy to play in every tournament while picking one that favors him the most. It's hard to beat someone like that on SBR poker where quantity really matters.

Definitely something to be said for this...with all the angles bobbo shoots and all the free time on his hands, it changes a contest like this from a slam-dunk for donk into something a little more challenging. Fortunately there aren't many dumb enough to think such a format is the definitive measure of poker skill

I backed it up by offering him a ML wager, as the only certainty is I'll beat your Donkey ass again this year. There's no certainty on how much I'll win by, thus it's not worth betting. Although you'll be lucky to keep your deficit within 5k.

For you to say he'd be lucky to lose by less than 5k, and then refuse to want to bet on that outcome, just demonstrates you're completely clueless on the concept of EV, odds, or (most probable) both

Since I don't play weekends, it's obviously irrelevant. Has nothing to do with our annual leaderboard challenge, which you were smoked by 5k+ last year...Fact.

The irony of you claiming someone else's superior performance doesn't count because they played more than you did...

Triple_d must be running scared, anybody else want donk, will cover alot

Running scared because why again? I guess we shouldn't expect any coherent statements from a guy who's lost so much sleep lately over a happy meal's worth of points

Keep up the good work donker...I haven't always been a fan of some of your work, but you're doing good things here

[daneblazer]

Nobody knows what will happen in a year. Why don't you guys run a quarterly challenge and free up your lives a little? That way there's still enough time for a challenge but one can still get away?

[bobbywaves]

Nobody knows what will happen in a year. Why don't you guys run a quarterly challenge and free up your lives a little? That way there's still enough time for a challenge but one can still get away?

Because there was a quarter when the dealer consistently bailed out Donkey's horrible plays. Over a years time, his luck can't be sustained. So the more skilled player wins over a years time.

[bobbywaves]

Triple_d must be running scared, anybody else want donk, will cover alot

Yeah, Tripe wants no part of me in 2015. Ever since I humbled his sorry ass, by profiting 34k from our challenge.

[Auto Donk]

Because there was a quarter when the dealer consistently bailed out Donkey's horrible plays. Over a years time, his luck can't be sustained. So the more skilled player wins over a years time.

let me translate this for those who don't fully understand wussywaves: what he's saying is he is confident he will catch more cards over a year in his giant gaping vagina while I play awesome poker, only to be dealt bad beats by sbr........

[Triple_D_Bet]

Yeah,. Ever since I humbled his sorry ass, by profiting 34k from our challenge.

Pretty dumb thing to say considering I have an outstanding challenge to you which you keep ducking...but since when have you said anything but dumb stuff?

[bobbywaves]

since I was on a leaderboard and Slanina wasn't, you'd have to admit I'm the better player.

To my knowledge, Slanina didn't play the whole year like you did. So congrats on beating someone not participating, sadly it's the only way you can win.

To nobody's surprise, you didn't accept Slanina's challenge or mine this year. Slanina is a much better player than you. I'd be willing to bet on him in a challenge against you, to back up my statement.










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[bobbywaves]

Pretty dumb thing to say considering I have an outstanding challenge to you which you keep ducking...but since when have you said anything but dumb stuff?

Your challenge was to anyone, not just me. When I pointed out your challenge could easily be manipulated, obviously nobody signed up.

[Triple_D_Bet]

To my knowledge, Slanina didn't play the whole year like you did. So congrats on beating someone not participating, sadly it's the only way you can win.

To nobody's surprise, you didn't accept Slanina's challenge or mine this year. Slanina is a much better player than you. I'd be willing to bet on him in a challenge against you, to back up my statement.

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So yet again, you claim that winning vs someone who hasn't played as much doesn't mean much....yet you continue to insist that you beating people on a leaderboard who didn't play as much as you (have to imagine that's almost everyone) is meaningful? Congratulations on your ever-escalating stupidity!

Your challenge was to anyone, not just me. When I pointed out your challenge could easily be manipulated, obviously nobody signed up.

To be more accurate, when you pointed out it could be manipulated, several people pointed out how you were wrong, and you promptly ignored the facts, as you prefer to do

[bobbywaves]

To be more accurate, when you pointed out it could be manipulated, several people pointed out how you were wrong, and you promptly ignored the facts, as you prefer to do

I clearly stated how it could be manipulated, it was 100% accurate. I didn't see anyone disagree, if anyone did they're just as ignorant as you.

[Triple_D_Bet]

I clearly stated how it could be manipulated, it was 100% accurate. I didn't see anyone disagree, if anyone did they're just as ignorant as you.

Typical bobbo....can't provide any factual counter for why something is wrong, just blindly repeats "nuh-uh, I'm right, you're wrong". When you claim to be a grown-ass man and you discuss things with the same techniques a toddler would use, can you blame us for thinking you're more than a little slow?

[bobbywaves]

Typical bobbo....can't provide any factual counter for why something is wrong, just blindly repeats "nuh-uh, I'm right, you're wrong". When you claim to be a grown-ass man and you discuss things with the same techniques a toddler would use, can you blame us for thinking you're more than a little slow?

How can you lose a poker challenge to a "slow person utilizing toddler techniques?" You do realize what that classifies you as correct?

[Triple_D_Bet]

How can you lose a poker challenge to a "slow person utilizing toddler techniques?" You do realize what that classifies you as correct?

Your inability to understand that the better player doesn't always win continues to prove I'm the better player

[bobbywaves]

Your inability to understand that the better player doesn't always win continues to prove I'm the better player

You had the opportunity to prove again in 2015 who the better player is, not surprising you declined.

[Triple_D_Bet]

Your inability to understand that the better player doesn't always win continues to prove I'm the better player

You had the opportunity to prove again in 2015 who the better player is, not surprising you declined.

Q.E.D.

[ammy80108]

I want to bet on donker in this challenge. I will risk 1000 points to win 1240 points. I can transfer 250 to back up my bet whoever wants

[Slanina]

I want to bet on donker in this challenge. I will risk 1000 points to win 1240 points. I can transfer 250 to back up my bet whoever wants

I'll take it.

[no1here]

Donk you really do live up to your name. What bobby did last year is extremely impressive. Are you playing today?

QUOTE=Auto Donk;23364223]let me translate this for those who don't fully understand wussywaves: what he's saying is he is confident he will catch more cards over a year in his giant gaping vagina while I play awesome poker, only to be dealt bad beats by sbr........[/QUOTE]

[no1here]

I'll take bobby and will also send 250, I suggest bobby can hold points for us. wager is for 1K at odds shown

I want to bet on donker in this challenge. I will risk 1000 points to win 1240 points. I can transfer 250 to back up my bet whoever wants

[Triple_D_Bet]

Donk you really do live up to your name. What bobby did last year is extremely impressive. Are you playing today?

QUOTE=Auto Donk;23364223]let me translate this for those who don't fully understand wussywaves: what he's saying is he is confident he will catch more cards over a year in his giant gaping vagina while I play awesome poker, only to be dealt bad beats by sbr........

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Uh...he put in a full-time job's worth of hours to repeat the same mundane activity over and over again? People do it everyday with all sorts of mundane and far more rewarding jobs. But then again, perhaps a guy who can't even remember stiffing people and who loses sleep over 140 points isn't really a reliable source

[Auto Donk]

yes, wwaves and his "18th[glory]hole sportsbook" should have landed his sorry mother fckin' ass in jail....... or clipped..... too bad he didn't happen to naively fck over a made guy........ then we wouldn't have to hear from this cnt.........