SBR welcomes Douglas, new Poker Mod

[SBR Forum]

Douglas will be managing poker tournaments and user problems with poker.

[jjgold]

Doug call me and welcome aboard

Maybe we can work some deals out????

Have some leads in time shares down in San Jose

[opie1988]

Dougie....pleased to meet you.

I'm the guy who tells you who you can or cannot fukk with around here. You dig?

PM me with any questions.

[daneblazer]

Blazer, Oafer, and Rudy get passed over.

Welcome Doug. A poker mod is much needed. When I think of Doug I think of that 90's cartoon

[Auto Donk]

isn't "biteme"'s brother named doug? at least now it's official.........

and doug, watch the id named "lowly fuccktard", as given the number of times he's sucked out on me of late on the river after getting it in way behind, and the 10x chip stacks he's been sportin' (ie, ten times greater than anyone else's at the table), he's clearly up to no good...... the other day he had like 2800 chips at a 1-2 or 2-4 table, with the next biggest stack only 175 or so.... fuckker's clearly got somehting figured out, superuser wise....... good luck and welcome!!!!!!!!!!!

AD, resident donk

ps., if you would be so kind as to flick the Doom Switch pertaining to me to the "OFF" Position, that would be greatly appreciated as well.... again, welcome!

[Russian Rocket]

hey Douglas...welcome to America, pal!

[ttrace35]

Teach me how to Dougie.

[JAKEPEAVY21]

welcome Doug! Hopefully you can handle the tremendous challenge of posting the daily tournaments on time..

[Chi_archie]

Never Fukin heard of ya pal

[SBR Douglas]

Cheers guys for the advice and hope to do well here.

[Smoke]

Dougie whats your length and girth bro?

[Auto Donk]

Dougie whats your length and girth bro?

looks like someone's busy calculating dimensions to determine whether Triple Anal might be on the horizon.........

[Smoke]

looks like someone's busy calculating dimensions to determine whether Triple Anal might be on the horizon.........

[GUMMO77]

Welcome, Doug

[mpaschal34]

Welcome Doug...first request:

Can you get the rebuy tournament listed on the Poker front page up for today? Thanks!

[no1here]

Douglas is flipping doomed? Also Playersonly69 was caught cheating very recently and deserves a ban. See post within poker forum for more info.

[JAKEPEAVY21]

how about sit and gos? get on the case Doug

[sweep]

Hey Doug, welcome to the dog & pony show...Stevek173 is a hit and run pussi...FYI

[klemopixx]

How about giving us more chips to start with Doug? This way we can get a few more rounds of poker in before the all-in fest begins. Just a suggestion, Best of Luck to you Doug!

[4uk4life]

how about sit and gos? get on the case Doug

We need this

[Triple_D_Bet]

how about sit and gos? get on the case Doug

SNGs should be set up so rollover can be used to buy in to them; otherwise, you're going to see the same thing that always happens when they come out: the same handful of people playing them, having to wait forever to fill one up most times.

Even then there's only so much that can be done...some folks won't play any tournament format that doesn't have an overlay

[Dirty Sanchez]

Never fukkin heard of ya pal

[Scorpion]

Never fukkin heard of ya pal

only bisexuals are promoted at SBR dirty

[BeerDog99]

Welcome Douglas! To start, can you fix the hand for hand problem?

[SBR Contests]

Hey Douglas, glad to have ya!

[Mr KLC]

Welcome to the jungle, Douglas! Get ready to be judge, and jury, for a few of the "louder" posters around here.

[Auto Donk]

Welcome to the jungle, Douglas! Get ready to be judge, and jury, for a few of the "louder" posters around here.

you left out "executioner".....

[Auto Donk]

.some folks won't play any tournament format that doesn't have an overlay

and we call these people "pussies."

or "TidalWaves"

[minet123]

Pura Vida

[ShogunRua]

Greetings Doug. It seems at first glance you aren't part of the 'tech' team or have any 'tech' skills, but if you could please inform someone to fix the glitch that seems to put me on the big blind 2 hands in a row everytime the tables changes, that would be terrific. Losing 40% of my stack without seeing a flop isn't usually fun.

[jjgold]

Doug give us some stats location single married etc.

[stevek173]

sup dougger

please explain how all ring game river hands seem to "bink" poster bitemedoj and how i can receive same binkage

thanks

[bobbywaves]

some folks won't play any tournament format that doesn't have an overlay

Yeah, they are intelligent folks who value their time.

Welcome aboard Doug.

[Triple_D_Bet]

Yeah, they are intelligent folks who value their time.

Welcome aboard Doug.

Hrm, can't be that; these same folks who "value their time" and won't play non-overlay weekend tourneys can be found playing weekend freerolls religiously, which take just as much time. Clearly they can't be concerned about their time if they're willing to spend the same amount for less of a chance at winning; the primary concern must be that it doesn't cost any points

[RudyRuetigger]

too much goddamn bs from posters. how can he tell the difference between it?

Welcome Douglas! To start, can you fix the hand for hand problem?

lets start here dougie.

its been a fukkin year

hand for hand at 15, yet only top 12 cash