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    lakerboy
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    Things to do in Portland, Oregon

    Will be there for 2 nights. What's good in rip city? I know they have good food.

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    Dude the most obvious answer to this question is simple the most strip clubs in the us per capata.....go hit the Acropolis can get a rib eye with side for around 8 dollars owners ranch there own beef...oh yah and u also get to have strippers as well.....Vodoo donuts over rated but you could check it out have fun

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    I have an office in Portland and I far prefer Portland to Seattle, but both places suck compared to other cities.

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    Nice. Pilebuck that sounds like fun for a few hours.

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    It's not bad man defietly a staple if your solo or with buddies cheap steak and strippers can't beat it

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    Too bad you don't have more time, I'd made some outdoor recommendations.

    As far as bars go, I use to like going to Kels. It gets hectic on the weekends, but during the week, not a bad place. If you like cigars, they have a cigar bar in the basement area--decent sized, wifi.

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    you can go play video poker with tonya harding. easy find.

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    Legal weed

    Go to fire on the mountain, excellent wings

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    try the medical weed

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    Good hikes, good kayaking on the Clackamas, if you can get away with it just rent a bike for a few days and skip the car, Portland is easy to around on a bike and it's fun, plus parking is much easier, couple nice golf courses there as well if thats your thing

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    They have good weed and good Heroin.

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    Never been to Portland. Went to Klamath Falls & Crater Lake though. Oregon has a tree on their license plate for a reason...they're fukkin everywhere. Going through some of those towns was like stepping into a time machine. They also only have full service gas, which was another mind fukk

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    Portland is a city for hamburgers too many liberals that don't care about anything but smoking pot and rafting

    We call them marshmallows mainly because they actually like to cook marshmallows in the wilderness

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    portland is a city for hamburgers too many liberals that don't care about anything but smoking pot and rafting

    we call them marshmallows mainly because they actually like to cook marshmallows in the wilderness
    lmao

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    Crater Lake is cool for about 5 minutes, but the restaurant there is very good

    We spend quite a bit of time in SunRiver, Oregon flyfishing the Deschutes and then up to Bend

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    Crater Lake is cool for about 5 minutes, but the restaurant there is very good

    We spend quite a bit of time in SunRiver, Oregon flyfishing the Deschutes and then up to Bend
    Deschutes is also a good brewery
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    Will be on east side of the city. City is pretty busy from the reports I got. One thing for sure is I will get hammered and eat good. It will show in my posting.

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    You'll need lots of tatts and piercings to fit in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VeggieDog View Post
    You'll need lots of tatts and piercings to fit in.
    Seems like everywhere nowadays

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    Lakerboy, go here.

    It will feel like home.


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    Lol. Daggles watch out I might end up on I-5 near long beach.

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    You gotta eat at "Screen Door." Yummy, yummy food there.


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    Man lots of weirdos here. Not sure if I'm hanging around. Weather is nice. Might go to seattle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lakerboy View Post
    Man lots of weirdos here. Not sure if I'm hanging around. Weather is nice. Might go to seattle.
    Seattle 100x better food, weather , people, scenery

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    Go to CAFE BENGODI in downtown Seattle, Italian place, I think about how delicious the carbonera pasta was and it's been 2 years

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    You have to be a weirdo to live out in those areas Seattle's OK though but again the pussy is weird also

    People different

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    Gold guys like us don't fit in here in Seattle, they hate to gamble here people look at you like your crazy

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    You have to be a weirdo to live out in those areas Seattle's OK though but again the pussy is weird also

    People different
    Gold relax. I'm out here for work. Have a night off. Just going to relax and have some good food and drinks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Portland is a city for hamburgers too many liberals that don't care about anything but smoking pot and rafting

    We call them marshmallows mainly because they actually like to cook marshmallows in the wilderness


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    I'll be there toward the end of the month.
    I guess a ton of strip joints. Chicka is excited.

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    I like hipster girls.

    Laker are you married? Pick up some girls with tattoos and spacers

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    Quote Originally Posted by Booya711 View Post
    Deschutes is also a good brewery
    Deschutes is a very good brewery

    Also DeGarde..if you like open / wild fermentation..

    Cascade is amazing if you like barrel aged sours..

    Upright is good too.. honestly i would drink beer for two days..

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    Things to do in Seattle and Portland, catch a plane, bus or train and get the hell out of dodge...

    I'd shoot myself with all that rain and gray skies that goes on up there!!!.. I need sunshine!!!


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    Jibby it's 93 and sunny. California is not the be all and end all place. Oregon is beautiful. The dalles is amazing.

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