2/3 Of Americans Have difficulty coming up with 1000

[Smoke]

I don't have $1000

Moiest look under your bed

[Ghenghis Kahn]

forget americans, i bet 2/3 of sbr posters can't come up with $1000.

[Kermit]

Let me get this right Kermit.....people who know and got a Insurance policy with a 500 or 1000 deductible come to your shop when they have a wreck and ask you to cover the deductible

All of the time. They always ask "Is there any way that you can help me with this?" or we get some sob story about how their husband, wife, kids, etc are sick.

[KVB]

What kinda $1000 emergencies are we talking about...wild night at the delilah's gentle men's club?

Well, you know, things come up.

Auto Donk, check in pal.

[BigSpoon]

I only have the 2527 betpoints to my name.

[KVB]

All of the time. They always ask "Is there any way that you can help me with this?" or we get some sob story about how their husband, wife, kids, etc are sick.

Many of those people are as full of shit as Ghenghis Kahn.

They're just trying to save a buck. Kahn, by his own admission, is just jealous of others' success.

[MoMoneyMoVaughn]

Moiest look under your bed

$11

[Jayvegas420]

Mozer & big spoon have the exact same amount of money!!

[KingJD31]

Most people have their hand out so its not surprising, mental midgets.

[Smoke]

$11

Your almost there moiest

[agendaman]

I am a retired slickster getting fast easy money is no problem for me

[agendaman]

hey booya bet I can slick you out of all your money in short order

[jjgold]

If I had $5,000 right now I would be able to do damage in Vegas

[Kermit]

If I had $5,000 right now I would be able to do damage in Vegas

If you had 5 grand, some 3 card monte shyster would probably swindle you out of it before you even made it into the MGM. Or some lady boy would trick roll you in the bathroom of the buffet.

[ChuckyTheGoat]

I got $1000 in each pocket now

Booya, u don't have 2 wooden-nickels.

[Ghenghis Kahn]

If I had $5,000 right now I would be able to do damage in Vegas

what would you do with $5000 in vegas?

If you had 5 grand, some 3 card monte shyster would probably swindle you out of it before you even made it into the MGM. Or some lady boy would trick roll you in the bathroom of the buffet.

[ChuckyTheGoat]

If I had $5,000 right now I would be able to do damage in Vegas

JJ, are u currently in Vegas? We need to get u rolled, pal. Once you're rolled...you're off!

[jjgold]

I am in Vegas

Broke and buried

SLOTS< BLACKJACK killling me

[KVB]

I am in Vegas

Broke and buried

SLOTS< BLACKJACK killling me

JJ, can you find a machine that plays one on one no rake Texas hold 'em with a computer that bluffs? There was one in Lake Tahoe at Mont Bleu, I sat at it for hours, I've already made the computer. I made a few rules to follow, I can teach you to beat it. When I say I made the player, I'm not perfect, but enough to beat the game.

It's not get rich quick, but it will pay you and also churn points.

I'm guessing it won't be in Tahoe next time I'm there, but it could be as it muscles out most players.

Also, there is no live KENO at Stateline anymore. They took it all out and replaced it at machines. No more Keno at breakfast in the Cafe.

One of the oldest and most advantageous games for the house, reduced to machines.

[Ralphie Halves]

Check the stat. Are they counting children that aren't even in the workforce? That would tilt things a lot.

Seriously, some of these stats are lazy and so shit like that to prove their point.

[MoMoneyMoVaughn]

"Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable."

-Mark Twain

[ByeShea]

I would like to wish my fellow upper thirds a good day.

[ChuckyTheGoat]

JJ, can you find a machine that plays one on one no rake Texas hold 'em with a computer that bluffs? There was one in Lake Tahoe at Mont Bleu, I sat at it for hours, I've already made the computer. I made a few rules to follow, I can teach you to beat it. When I say I made the player, I'm not perfect, but enough to beat the game.

It's not get rich quick, but it will pay you and also churn points.

I'm guessing it won't be in Tahoe next time I'm there, but it could be as it muscles out most players.

Also, there is no live KENO at Stateline anymore. They took it all out and replaced it at machines. No more Keno at breakfast in the Cafe.

One of the oldest and most advantageous games for the house, reduced to machines.

KVB, this is a great game. I can't say that I'm good enuf to beat it.

But great fun, and they do bluff. They love to shoot for middle straights. If the straight misses, they turn the hand into a bluff.

[TheMoneyShot]

Uh.... companies make you BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY...

The people who BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY really shouldn't...

Because they have NO MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY

So they BUY ON CREDIT CREDIT CREDIT CREDIT...

Then they don't pay their bills....

I still have the same Galaxy s3 from years ago.... purchased it brand new....

Why the fuk do people need the newest phone every 6 months??????????

That's the problem.

[ChuckyTheGoat]

MShot, good post. People (for the most part) are retards. No doubt.