The Donk's "NICE ASS" has them coming out..... of the closet, that is....

[Auto Donk]

Imagine my surprise this morning when I step out back on my veranda to have my morning coffee, think about some of the cases I needed to address today, and -- of course -- check SBR to see if any of my pitiful parlays hit, only to find a message in my inbox.....

As I rarely see a little red number near the inbox symbol unless I'm receiving an infraction of one type or another, I figured someone at SBR finally read my poker room rant from a few days ago, and I was probably going to be taking a short vacation from the site.....

But to the contrary, when I click on the inbox, this little notification pops up (I saw the nearly 3:00 a.m. time, and grew a bit concerned, as it appeared that it might be similar to some sort of "drunk dialing" scenario):

[Auto Donk]

cntd.....

Well, curiosity -- not of the type the sender has, apparently -- but the normal type of simply wondering wtf might be inside, I open the message, and am exposed to this:

[Ghenghis Kahn]

donker the guy seems talented.

[Booya711]

the only thing I am surprised about is that you are not a 12 y/o boy....that is TT's type

[Smoke]

Donker don't do it man

[Auto Donk]

Donker don't do it man

i heard willie nelson saying something about "chrome off a trailer hitch," or "golf ball through a garden hose"....

but even in drag (yah, I saw the photo Russian Rocket put up of him), he's just not gonna cut the DonkLand standards, even the "reduced standards" in place for hot trannies

[jjgold]

No idea about all the stuff I'm looking at handicapping charts for tonight and tomorrow's games and also looking over the Preakness

[Auto Donk]

No idea about all the stuff I'm looking at handicapping charts for tonight and tomorrow's games and also looking over the Preakness

sounds like you need to concentrate....

I highly advise staying away from photos of my ass or junk.....

you may wind up doing what seeweed admitted to doing after I posted my 10,000 post vid..... staring at my "assets" for two straight hours.....

[packerd_00]

Kind of had to think he had some sugar in his tank,posting those cd pictures.

[Smoke]

Everyone wants to be slapped by donkers cokk it seems

[packerd_00]

Well Corbin,TT,Seaweed and Ronald.

[Auto Donk]

Everyone wants to be slapped by donkers cokk it seems

hell, I even get hard just lookin' at it....

and don't even get me started on that "nice ass"......

[Ghenghis Kahn]

donker, must of cost you a fortune to put all them mirrors in your house.

[Smoke]

hell, I even get hard just lookin' at it....

and don't even get me started on that "nice ass"......

Donker you prolly already have but if not you should put on a ski mask, pretend your a burglar and bang your wife.

[Auto Donk]

donker, must of cost you a fortune to put all them mirrors in your house.

shit, i had to have them all removed, as walkin' around hard all day had the maid and nanny on the verge of filing sexual harassment lawsuits against me.... little did they know the real reason I was rock hard....

which begs the question, is it gay if you turn yourself on???

[stackz125]

Auto are you his date tonight?

[MoMoneyMoVaughn]

oh dear.

[Ghenghis Kahn]

shit, i had to have them all removed, as walkin' around hard all day had the maid and nanny on the verge of filing sexual harassment lawsuits against me.... little did they know the real reason I was rock hard....

which begs the question, is it gay if you turn yourself on???

[Auto Donk]

Everyone wants to be slapped by donkers cokk it seems

[Ghenghis Kahn]

seriously though, what's wrong with tt?

[Mr KLC]

Coming to a Target restroom near you!

[Auto Donk]

according to Sienfeld, "nothing"....

I figure he just likes to increase his odds of having a sexual encounter.... now everyone is available to him, male, female, tranny

[KVB]

seriously though, what's wrong with tt?

You should ask yourself the same question.

[KVB]

cntd.....

Well, curiosity -- not of the type the sender has, apparently -- but the normal type of simply wondering wtf might be inside, I open the message, and am exposed to this:

[Auto Donk]

MJ always a good fit in a Donk thread..... I once closed the deal in C-town on a Ford model from new york who had to put up with him trying to bang her all day in a limo as they were going to/from some sort of half-ass photo shoot, and throughout the photo shoot.... What MJ couldn't accomplish, I closed the deal on later that night at The Tavern on Rusk Street....

one of my fondest memories

had a deposition on a friday.... was supposed to fly back to Austin the next day.... wound up staying an extra day, extending that bad ass one night stand into a "two night stand"

[pavyracer]

No idea about all the stuff I'm looking at handicapping charts for tonight and tomorrow's games and also looking over the Preakness

Who are you kidding JJ? You couldn't even handicap right a one horse race.

AutoDonk..Nice stuff..don't meet anyone here..lots of weirdos.

[Booya711]

seriously though, what's wrong with tt?

Exactly...WTF

[adila1401]

Makes perfect sense..ttwaarior has been talking about all these dates he has been going on...

[Smoke]

tt was molested when he was younger I think it's safe to say and not by a woman

[Auto Donk]

Makes perfect sense..ttwaarior has been talking about all these dates he has been going on...

does it qualify as a date if you don't even know your "date's" name? and the "date" only lasts five to ten minutes in a public restroom at the local park?

[Booya711]

tt was molested when he was younger I think it's safe to say and not by a woman

His aunt had balls so it was his uncle

[jjgold]

strange people here

Man I am not meeting anyone anymore..someone might make a move on me

[Smoke]

His aunt had balls so it was his uncle

Yikes

[stealthyburrito]

When a former sbr mod comes a calling, you accept those charges

[gauchojake]

Too bad Sam Diamond isn't around to see this







...or is he?????