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    opie1988
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    Hey Coochy....why didn't you tell us you had a twin???

    Had no idea that bald, fat goofy fukk Coochy had a twin brother here in the states. But it's perfectly clear Cooch and comedian Brian Posehn were indeed separated at birth.


    Look at the uncanny resemblance at these 2 fat, bald fukks
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    Shots fired!

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    Unreal

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    Did you bust into Coochy's Facebook or something, Opie?

    Hard to believe those are two different people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    Did you bust into Coochy's Facebook or something, Opie?

    Hard to believe those are two different people.
    I actually did a reverse Google search on coochys pic....and it instantly came back with images and info on Brian Posehn. Apparently even google thinks these 2 obese bald headed goofy fukks share the same dna.

    1000% true story.

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    Coochy looks like a guy that shows up to your wedding with his oversized shirt untucked and shoelaces untied

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    Rip a coochy?

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    Seaweed even in on the burial

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    I'm fairly certain they're wearing the same tshirt

    Only difference I can notice is that apparently even coochys twin brother thinks those sunglasses from the Paris Hilton collection that Cooch wears are dumb looking. Other than that....spot fukkin on.
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    unreal

    Opie cannot get banned either

    FUK

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    Damn Coocher is a slam dunk to play Brian posehn in his biographical flick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    Coochy looks like a guy that shows up to your wedding with his oversized shirt untucked and shoelaces untied

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    I actually did a reverse Google search on coochys pic....and it instantly came back with images and info on Brian Posehn. Apparently even google thinks these 2 obese bald headed goofy fukks share the same dna.

    1000% true story.
    One of the most striking doppelgängers I've ever seen.

    I was just looking through Posehn's pictures on Google, and the similarities are amazing. Uncanny, really!

    Have we eliminated the possibility that Coochy is, in fact, Brian Posehn?

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    Acoochy is balls deep in some Vietnam poon or currently perfecting his martial arts with shaolin monks. Whichever the case, I am awaiting his reply like..

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    I actually did a reverse Google search on coochys pic...


    Opie's relentless. He'll hunt you down, then tackle you in the hallway.


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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post


    Opie's relentless. He'll hunt you down, then tackle you in the hallway.

    Didnt he bitch slap Mayan over a stairwell,Opies a hard ass Texan.

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    Burial of the year so far !!!!!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by packerd_00 View Post
    Didnt he bitch slap Mayan over a stairwell,Opies a hard ass Texan.


    Another 1000% true story.

    There's like 4 guys here who have seen the video of this. JJ is one of them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post


    Another 1000% true story.

    There's like 4 guys here who have seen the video of this. JJ is one of them.
    Opie $500 if you post it

    Mayan was scared shit after you bitched slapped him and kept apologizing

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    A lot of us would love to see it,me included.


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    Coochy is watching punk porn right now blasting heavy metal

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    Coochy is watching punk porn right now blasting heavy metal

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    Overweight88 with the fattest poster hardon the forum has seen in quite some time

    Guy wears loose fitting button up shirts and hasnt seen little Opie since 1998 and calls me a fat fukk

    Overweight88 butthurt supreme leader getting buried in the caucas polls

    Like supreme leader, overweight88 unable to convert his popular vote to anyone other than the lowest form of degen...

    Lost the beard and down to 239 since being away and the calibre and quantity of what im getting is something 99% of you broke dilk degens could only dream of...


    Ms Opie constantly complaining she never gets to finish the race 1st

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    Quote Originally Posted by ACoochy View Post

    Lost the beard and down to 239 since being away and the calibre and quantity of what im getting is something 99% of you broke dilk degens could only dream of...
    239?? Yeah, right fatty. No way in hell you've lost nearly 100 lbs since you posted that video of yourself.

    Tell you what….you make a current vid tomorrow…and then I'll do the same. Let's truly see which one of us is fatter. Deal??

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    239?? Yeah, right fatty. No way in hell you've lost nearly 100 lbs since you posted that video of yourself.

    Tell you what….you make a current vid tomorrow…and then I'll do the same. Let's truly see which one of us is fatter. Deal??
    Might as well go bottomless so we can get the rooster measuring thing out of the way as well.
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    Quote Originally Posted by downsouth View Post
    might as well go bottomless so we can get the dock measuring thing out of the way as well.

    done!!!
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    Opie's a bad man.

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    Let me post pic sporting tight armani muscle top...

    Youre avout to get buried son

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    ruh roh

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    Quote Originally Posted by ACoochy View Post
    Let me post pic sporting tight armani muscle top...

    Youre avout to get buried son
    Save that for the lady boys, bruh. Ain't nobody wanna see that shit.

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    88489
    Overweight88 Fukkin BURIED!!!
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    Speak for yourself, let me see that shot coochy 😋
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    Save that for the lady boys, bruh. Ain't nobody wanna see that shit.

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