$5K SBR Poker Championship: Field Set, Top 100

**Russian Rocket** · 01-12-16, 10:37 PM

Originally posted by astro61200

Either have the dude claiming he's retired and collecting unemployment then switching to welfare or the dude collecting welfare while his wife is on unemployment, then getting a divorce and the guy tries to find some "intimate encounters" on a website by offering to take her to the SBR Bash. All the while bashing anyone that cashes out points for a gift card instead of saving for an overpriced Segway to roll his C-cup ass around.

Yet, I AM the one that is what's wrong with society..

Astro with an excellent detective work here

**bobbywaves** · 01-12-16, 10:45 PM

Originally posted by astro61200

I AM the one that is what's wrong with society.

Correct, but your acceptance is a step in the right direction.

**astro61200** · 01-12-16, 10:53 PM

Originally posted by bobbywaves

Correct, but your acceptance is a step in the right direction.

Don't you have job searches to be doing?

**bobbywaves** · 01-12-16, 11:07 PM

Originally posted by astro61200

Don't you have job searches to be doing?

No, it's been well documented I've been retired since 2010.

But you have fun at work tomorrow.

**downsouth** · 01-12-16, 11:24 PM

Why is borrowing what's wrong with this society. Bobbo, you borrowed money to buy your shack even though it barely costed more than many people automobiles.

And rather than have it paid off you have refinanced it multiple times over past years.

So how is that not borrowing to get what you want?

**astro61200** · 01-12-16, 11:25 PM

Originally posted by bobbywaves

No, it's been well documented I've been retired since 2010.

But you have fun at work tomorrow.

I run an online business. I work for myself, when I want, wherever I want.. Which is why I am 27 and I can live here:

While you're 47 and live here:

**downsouth** · 01-12-16, 11:28 PM

Originally posted by astro61200

I run an online business. I work for myself, when I want, wherever I want.. Which is why I am 27 and I can live here:

[ATTACH]87955[/ATTACH]

While you 47 and live here:

The 92 ford Taurus really does wonders for the place.

**astro61200** · 01-12-16, 11:40 PM

Originally posted by downsouth

The 92 ford Taurus really does wonders for the place.

Doesn't it? I'm pretty sure if I drove that around here they'd tell me I had to leave the city limits.. In boobywaves' defense, if he does get enough points for a Segway it will be his highest value mode of transportation

**USCPHILLYGUY** · 01-13-16, 07:59 AM

Originally posted by astro61200

I run an online business. I work for myself, when I want, wherever I want.. Which is why I am 27 and I can live here:

[ATTACH]87955[/ATTACH]

While you're 47 and live here:

Astro what is your online company?

**Jayvegas420** · 01-13-16, 10:11 AM

The most amazing thing about this thread is that Bob is gonna show up here again & post!
He can't help himself.
He is embarrassing himself constantly, yet always comes back for more.

It truely is the gift that has kept on giving the entire Holliday season.

It's an infinite self burial.

**astro61200** · 01-13-16, 10:29 AM

Originally posted by USCPHILLYGUY

Astro what is your online company?

Electronic Repair/Sale

Mainly focus on selling old video games and video game systems, can usually buy them cheap and sell them for an extremely high markup. People love nostalgia.

Hell, just today I have someone coming to buy a Nintendo Wii that I modded and put 12000 games on. Wii cost me $30 at a pawn shop, SD card was $6 off Amazon, games were downloaded. Took 15 minutes of time, getting $200 for it. Can flip them all day.

**Auto Donk** · 01-13-16, 10:32 AM

Originally posted by sharpangles

i don't get it either but i'd guess sbr loves booby "small b" waves because his nonsense and others trying to point out said nonsense keep the traffic going here in the poker forum.

My personal favorite is coming up with goofy challenges like most cashes in a year that nobody with a brain bigger than boobys would even care about, let alone track for 12 months

small b!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

perfect nickname!

**astro61200** · 01-13-16, 10:32 AM

Originally posted by Jayvegas420

The most amazing thing about this thread is that Bob is gonna show up here again & post!
He can't help himself.
He is embarrassing himself constantly, yet always comes back for more.

It truely is the gift that has kept on giving the entire Holliday season.

It's an infinite self burial.

He's like the annoying kid whose comeback is always, "I know you are but what am I?" He repeats it 500 times and thinks it's just as sly the 500th time as it was the first time.

**SharpAngles** · 01-13-16, 10:40 AM

Holy sh*t, Astro with the burial of the Fkn century!!!!

Odds he was asking employers he knew weren't hiring? Wouldn't want one that might give you one of those pesky job offers that could ruin your "retirement" amirite?

**Auto Donk** · 01-13-16, 10:43 AM

Originally posted by bobbywaves

No, it's been well documented I've been retired since 2010.

But you have fun at work tomorrow.

SMALL B absolutely buried..........

and still delusional........

this is hands down the biggest smackdown of a small b cup conpussy that I have ever seen.............

waves, just stfu, you unemployed scammming bum.............

priceless:

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**astro61200** · 01-13-16, 10:44 AM

Originally posted by SharpAngles

Holy sh*t, Astro with the burial of the Fkn century!!!!

Odds he was asking employers he knew weren't hiring? Wouldn't want one that might give you one of those pesky job offers that could ruin your "retirement" amirite?

Can't have something as silly as earning a living getting in the way of "retirement"

Yet another time he puts his points on the line, loses, and doesn't ship them. What a stiff. Yet he tells me I have to post up for a yearly leaderboard bet

**Auto Donk** · 01-13-16, 10:51 AM

Small b reminds me of a spawning grouper....

well, this spawning grouper:

funny thing is, even when it came to his unemployment, the pathetic angleshooting conpussy Small b was doing all he knows how to do: angleshooting, scamming the system, looking for the easy way out.......

**bobbywaves** · 01-13-16, 01:39 PM

Originally posted by astro61200

Yet another time he puts his points on the line, loses, and doesn't ship them. What a stiff. Yet he tells me I have to post up for a yearly leaderboard bet

You linked a post from 2012, post was simply asking a question, you only proved your ignorance.

Prove I'm currently collecting unemployment, ship your pts stiff.

**astro61200** · 01-13-16, 02:28 PM

Originally posted by bobbywaves

You linked a post from 2012, post was simply asking a question, you only proved your ignorance.

Prove I'm currently collecting unemployment, ship your pts stiff.

Go put in job applications, McDonald's will take you. Just don't eat all the fries.

Booby McWaves has a nice ring to it

**Auto Donk** · 01-13-16, 02:35 PM

Originally posted by bobbywaves

You linked a post from 2012, post was simply asking a question....

waves has a point here..... because EVERYONE -- even retired millionaires like waves -- just happens to be curious enough to ask a question an on-line unemployment forum of whether an unemployed person -- OBVIOUSLY NOT THE RETIRED Small b waves -- who contacts his former employer can count that as one of his required "searches" for employment..... THE RETIRED Small b was just curious to know this information; he really wasn't a lazy unemployed fuk previously fired from his job trying to get out of performing a measly three searches for a new job to keep his f'n lameass unemployment checks coming.....

yes, Small b has a point........

a fukkin' retarded one, as usual.............

**bobbywaves** · 01-13-16, 03:54 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

waves has a point here.

Of course Waves has a point....Donkey finally gets it.

**downsouth** · 01-13-16, 04:02 PM

Originally posted by bobbywaves

I'm currently collecting unemployment, .

You stated it yourself as this is quoted. Pretty clear cut that Astro is the winner.

**horja1** · 01-13-16, 04:05 PM

this started on page 3 ... and still going strong

**bobbywaves** · 01-13-16, 04:30 PM

Originally posted by downsouth

You stated it yourself as this is quoted. Pretty clear cut that Astro is the winner.

If Astros can prove I'm currently collecting unemployment, I'll promptly ship 86k to him.

When he can't prove it, he ships his measly 1,526 balance to me.

Doesn't matter though, as I'll have Astros pts one way or another via annual poker challenge.

**Auto Donk** · 01-13-16, 05:10 PM

Small b.....

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**downsouth** · 01-13-16, 05:40 PM

Originally posted by bobbywaves

I'm currently collecting unemployment, I'll promptly ship 86k to him.

Sorry small B

**Russian Rocket** · 01-13-16, 05:47 PM

"Small b"

**bobbywaves** · 01-13-16, 05:47 PM

Originally posted by downsouth

Sorry

Your apology not accepted.

**Auto Donk** · 01-13-16, 05:49 PM

that's the deal, unemployment usually runs out as incentive for the people to find work and not be a total f'n deadbeat.....

waves chose the latter option, and now, like quite a few homeless people, considers himself "retired."

that's what happens when you're such a lazy loser that only searches for a couple jobs a week, including a call to his former employer, the state cuts you off the taxpayer's tit.....

i can imagine waves conversation each week with his former employer, right up until they got a restrainer order against him:

rinngg.....

ETWFSb*: Hello?

Small b: Hi, its waves, just calling to.....(interrupted)

ETWFSb: Waves!!!! listen mother fukker, you call here again we're gonna get a restraining order! Fuk off!!!!!!!!!

dial tone

* ETWFSb = Employer That Wisely Fired Small b

**bobbywaves** · 01-13-16, 06:44 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

* ETWFSb = Employer That Wisely Fired Small b

If you can prove I was fired from my last job, I'll promptly ship you 86k. When you can't prove it, you ship me your measly 12pt balance when you log in tomorrow.

True story: I sued my employer once for failing to compensate me for two paid sick days. Supervisor claimed I wasn't really sick, I asked to see his medical credentials. My employer settled with me out of court, to avoid further company embarrassment. To my surprise, I wasn't even fired after my lawsuit settlement.

**astro61200** · 01-13-16, 07:59 PM

Poor guy.. all he has are his betpoints. Never even uses them, just thinks it makes him cool on here to have a lot.

What a shame. SBR, you need to add a coffin to the store so, when booby mcwaves dies, he can finally cash out

**bobbywaves** · 01-13-16, 09:18 PM

Originally posted by astro61200

Poor guy.. all he has are his betpoints. Never even uses them

When you're well off, one doesn't need to use pts & run to store for Red Robin gift cards for survival like you.

**astro61200** · 01-13-16, 09:42 PM

Originally posted by bobbywaves

When you're well off, one doesn't need to use pts & run to store for Red Robin gift cards for survival like you.

Ok booby mcwaves, have fun being the 47 year old shut in rotting in the ghetto searching on the internet for hookers and trolling free poker forums.

**downsouth** · 01-13-16, 09:52 PM

Originally posted by bobbywaves

When you're well off, one doesn't need to use pts & run to store for Red Robin gift cards for survival like you.

Please give me one example of anything about you that screams well off?

**bobbywaves** · 01-13-16, 10:01 PM

Originally posted by astro61200

Ok booby mcwaves, have fun being the 47 year old shut in rotting in the ghetto searching on the internet for hookers and trolling free poker forums.

If I'm poor as you claim, then it stands to reason I would be cashing pts for necessities instead of stashing pts. I also wouldn't be betting $500 per game if I was poor as you claim, I've posted a plethora of wager screenshots.

But don't let common sense & facts stand in the way of your ignorance.