1. 01-09-15 11:15 AM #1
    daneblazer
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    Life is terrible without gambling

    Can't win any money. Can't pick a winner...haven't tried. Gained 20lbs due to boredom eating. Life a lot less exciting. Don't have extra gift cards to give Mrs Blazer. Ask No1here, lack of gift cards can ruin Christmas. The panties have a stainless steel lock on them now.

    What to do? I want to pick a winner, but I'm not sure I should.
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  2. 01-09-15 11:22 AM #2
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    No GC = no panty drop

    U need to train our ho better
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  3. 01-09-15 11:23 AM #3
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    Blazer grow up and be a man
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  4. 01-09-15 11:24 AM #4
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    Maybe use the 2500 pts to buy one last gift card and get some steel cutters don't let no gbling ruin ur sex life.

    Next step might be suicide yikes
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  5. 01-09-15 11:27 AM #5
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    Check out my Wednesday:

    Hawks/grizzlies tied 84-84 with like 3 min left. i lose

    PARLAY (3 TEAMS) ( Risking: 750.23 - To Win: 5,812.11 ) LOSE
    01/07/2015 @ 07:45 PM NBA [711] MEMPHIS +140 Score: MEMPHIS(86) - ATLANTA(96) LOSE
    01/07/2015 @ 09:45 PM NBA [720] MINNESOTA +8.5 -110 Score: PHOENIX(113) - MINNESOTA(111) PEND
    01/07/2015 @ 09:10 PM CBB [770] KANSAS STATE -4-110 Score: TCU(53) - KANSAS STATE(58) PEND
    		$-750.23




    tilted i did this 4 teamer

    PARLAY (4 TEAMS) ( Risking: 150.00 - To Win: 11,330.58 ) LOSE
    01/07/2015 @ 09:45 PM NBA [720] MINNESOTA +320 Score: PHOENIX(113) - MINNESOTA(111) LOSE
    01/07/2015 @ 11:10 PM CBB [790] FRESNO STATE -3.5 -110 Score: UTAH STATE(52) - FRESNO STATE(61) PEND
    01/07/2015 @ 11:20 PM CBB [791] NEVADA +400 Score: NEVADA(64) - UNLV(62) PEND
    01/07/2015 @ 10:45 PM NHL [7] NY RANGERS -110 Score: NY RANGERS(4) - ANAHEIM(1) PEND
    		$-150.00


    twolves were up 7 going to 4th. missed a 3pter to win (granted prolly desperation heave, i couldnt watch). cost me 11k


    I won some close ones, but those 2 losses were 18k shift in cash
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  6. 01-09-15 01:01 PM #6
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    You could slip the wife a roofie
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  7. 01-09-15 01:05 PM #7
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    If shes your wife go in there and take that shit!!! After all the shit you talk about your bookies under age sister you are gonna let your wife say no? Hot Carl her in her sleep and teach her a lesson.
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  8. 01-09-15 01:05 PM #8
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    Tough beats

    It's part of the game so strengthen your skills
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  9. 01-09-15 01:11 PM #9
    GUMMO77
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    Some great ideas in this thread.

    Could also fade Weeder if things hit rock bottom.
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  10. 01-09-15 01:13 PM #10
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    You could take up a new hobby such as being a master swordsman. The old lady would have a hard time keeping her hands off you if you achieved a certain level in this craft.

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  11. 01-09-15 01:56 PM #11
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    I always said this time of year is dangerous

    Just too many games
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  12. 01-09-15 02:08 PM #12
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    tail dollars to donuts ???

    would that work?

    quit ..quitting ??
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  13. 01-09-15 03:55 PM #13
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    We all need gambling. Life is too boring if you're just going to a job you hate and then have a wife or girlfriend PMS as soon as you get home. We need gambling as an escape from the real world. Sure gambling is an addiction, but so is playing video games, smoking, drinking, etcc. Everyone has vices. Gambling though makes you feel alive especially when you win. Even though it can get depressing when you lose, we all need gambling, otherwise life would be boring. That's my two cents.
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  14. 01-09-15 04:18 PM #14
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    This is 20x better than Swaggy's thread.
    At least this thread has hope!
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  15. 01-09-15 04:53 PM #15
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    I am doing 5-20 $ parlays...Get the same rush ®
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  16. 01-09-15 06:24 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayvegas420 View Post
    This is 20x better than Swaggy's thread.
    At least this thread has hope!
    Yes
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  17. 01-09-15 06:31 PM #17
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    write down your picks. Place a wager on the opposite side! Easy Peasy!
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  18. 01-09-15 07:11 PM #18
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    I would be sleeping right now if I had no action
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  19. 01-09-15 07:18 PM #19
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    If I win the poker tournament tomorrow I also win some lock cutters...


    though isnt poker gambling? Should I sign up?
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  20. 01-09-15 07:51 PM #20
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    Blazer let's go

    More positive .., gambling is your life
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  21. 01-09-15 08:33 PM #21
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    Back to it. Win money. Geez.
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  22. 01-09-15 08:39 PM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by GUMMO77 View Post
    You could take up a new hobby such as being a master swordsman. The old lady would have a hard time keeping her hands off you if you achieved a certain level in this craft.

    Anybody who feels their sh*t can't get any worse needs to watch this video.

    Fukn' nuts.
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  23. 01-09-15 08:48 PM #23
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    Daily fantasy sports
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  24. 01-09-15 08:48 PM #24
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    retarded spinoff of my own thread. saloon this garbage.
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  25. 01-09-15 08:50 PM #25
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    Shut up quitter. Men are talking.
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  26. 01-09-15 08:50 PM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by GUMMO77 View Post
    You could take up a new hobby such as being a master swordsman. The old lady would have a hard time keeping her hands off you if you achieved a certain level in this craft.

    I want hIm on my side in a hostage situation. No way im
    fukkin with that guy
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  27. 01-09-15 09:02 PM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    Shut up quitter. Men are talking.
    Real men aren't slaves to gambling. Get it right.
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  28. 01-09-15 09:41 PM #28
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    Swag you're a quitter
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  29. 01-09-15 09:46 PM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Swag you're a quitter
    Would you say the same to your son or brother if he had a problem with gambling? Just curious.
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  30. 01-09-15 09:49 PM #30
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    If your gonna go down go down blazin blazer!
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  31. 01-09-15 11:33 PM #31
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    Successful people take chances.
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  32. 01-10-15 12:19 AM #32
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    Gambling is a competitive juice for me like playing basketball. Or video games how is it for yall
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  33. 01-11-15 06:56 AM #33
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    Just had a successful poker series here. About to cash 1-5.5k in the bowl contest. They say gambling money has no home, but it's going to look fine in its new home, my back account
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  34. 01-11-15 07:31 AM #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by Salmon Steak View Post
    Successful people take chances.
    How many of them take chances in gambling in NBA or NFL?
    Warn Buffet is not rich because he knew the total between Chicago and the Clippers would go UNDER 200 points !!!!
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  35. 01-11-15 06:20 PM #35
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    Quote Originally Posted by dontknowhowtobet View Post
    How many of them take chances in gambling in NBA or NFL?
    Warn Buffet is not rich because he knew the total between Chicago and the Clippers would go UNDER 200 points !!!!
    Buffett got rich by gambling.
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