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    ODDS on your own SUICIDE

    Make them

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    Wow, talk about a morbid topic.

    And it might be the only bet that average gambler could "Fix."

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    Yes +4500
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    Good to see THE GENERAL back posting again
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishhead View Post
    Yes +4500
    No -5000
    10 years ago...............

    Yes +150000
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    horrible thread
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    No chance in hell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishhead View Post
    Yes +4500
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    Cmon, man. Surely, u have life by the balls. Can't imagine anything troubling u.

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    fish if you need help let me know man


    i will talk to you
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    Just do it man....

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    RudyRuetigger
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    Quote Originally Posted by Booya711 View Post
    Just do it man....
    hopefully he gives me the 9k points before that










    but i dont want him to do that
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    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    hopefully he gives me the 9k points before that










    but i dont want him to do that
    Dude creates dumb thread deserves fukked up responses
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    I can think of at least 7 posters that should for the good of humanity.

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    Strange and compassionate responses, as expected.

    SCOTTISH

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    Quote Originally Posted by vitterd View Post
    I can think of at least 7 posters that should for the good of humanity.
    Not sure if can name over 6, anyone top 7 ??

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    Yes +275
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    (Real Talk no bullshit)

    I have early stages of MS & I have DDD with multiple herniations in my lower lumbar. If I can’t make money betting on sports. I got nothing going for me. My cryptocurrency retirement fund is pretty limited overall with 55k in it & I can imagine I will go through that money betting on sports eventually some day down the road.
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    Interesting. I would check out if A. I could do it with pills alone and B. Could get the pills and C. it was 100% certainty.
    Can't do it with a gun .
    A lot depends on your age and health factors in general.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BeatTheJerk View Post
    Yes +275
    No -350

    (Real Talk no bullshit)

    I have early stages of MS & I have DDD with multiple herniations in my lower lumbar. If I canít make money betting on sports. I got nothing going for me. My cryptocurrency retirement fund is pretty limited overall with 55k in it & I can imagine I will go through that money betting on sports eventually some day down the road.

    Keep the faith

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    Quote Originally Posted by BeatTheJerk View Post
    Yes +275
    No -350

    (Real Talk no bullshit)

    I have early stages of MS & I have DDD with multiple herniations in my lower lumbar. If I can’t make money betting on sports. I got nothing going for me. My cryptocurrency retirement fund is pretty limited overall with 55k in it & I can imagine I will go through that money betting on sports eventually some day down the road.
    jerky you have us man


    no bullshit, im here any time anyone wants to talk about some shit
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    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    jerky you have us man


    no bullshit, im here any time anyone wants to talk about some shit
    Thank you brother

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    Mac4LowLyfe check in

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    Quote Originally Posted by BeatTheJerk View Post
    Yes +275
    No -350

    (Real Talk no bullshit)

    I have early stages of MS & I have DDD with multiple herniations in my lower lumbar. If I can’t make money betting on sports. I got nothing going for me. My cryptocurrency retirement fund is pretty limited overall with 55k in it & I can imagine I will go through that money betting on sports eventually some day down the road.
    Wow. Jerky, that's one hell of an honest response.

    Try to find some light, bro. 1st off, go to 2nd doctor for 2nd opinion.

    Doctors are notably over-worked. Their time is taxed. They do their best, but it's just an educated opinion.

    Lots to live for, man. Think about how devastating it would be for others.

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    Off the board
    Homicide before suicide

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChuckyTheGoat View Post
    Wow. Jerky, that's one hell of an honest response.

    Try to find some light, bro. 1st off, go to 2nd doctor for 2nd opinion.

    Doctors are notably over-worked. Their time is taxed. They do their best, but it's just an educated opinion.

    Lots to live for, man. Think about how devastating it would be for others.
    Yeah I’m having trouble holding down a job these days doing anything for 8 hrs at a time due to my chronic back pain. I’ve had 3 different employers this year from my usual electrical work, to warehouse work & even Security/Surveillance job at a Casino & every time it’s the same thing. My back flares up & I start to have back spasms during my shift which affects my productivity & my mental capacity to do my job. I’m in the process of finding a good neurological doctor to get an MRI for a second opinion so I can prove to the state that I have MS and DDD I may be able to qualify for social security disability which is really nothing maybe 1200 a month, but that will help with some bills/expenses. If I can’t take care of my son and myself I really don’t want to live pal.

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    Think positively, Jerky. I can give u a commentary on the Soc Sec Disability:

    *That program is based on being part of the working class. Sounds like u have enuf credits to qualify.

    Soc Sec DISABILITY was designed to be extreme cases. IE, situations where one could never be expected to do ANY meaningful work going forward. It's since been switched to more of a rubber-stamp approval.

    You're right. It's not a huge $ figure. A small monthly check. Won't get u rich, that's for sure.

    Best wishes, bro.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChuckyTheGoat View Post
    Think positively, Jerky. I can give u a commentary on the Soc Sec Disability:

    *That program is based on being part of the working class. Sounds like u have enuf credits to qualify.

    Soc Sec DISABILITY was designed to be extreme cases. IE, situations where one could never be expected to do ANY meaningful work going forward. It's since been switched to more of a rubber-stamp approval.

    You're right. It's not a huge $ figure. A small monthly check. Won't get u rich, that's for sure.

    Best wishes, bro.
    Thank you CTG, when I have questions regarding SSD I’ll shoot you a PM pal. I appreciate your concern & advice.

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    Except for maybe a shitty terminal disease then 0. Already hit rock bottom about a decade ago and was able to recover nicely so always hope.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PharaohUB View Post
    Except for maybe a shitty terminal disease then 0. Already hit rock bottom about a decade ago and was able to recover nicely so always hope.
    What was your rock bottom if you don’t mind sharing ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishhead View Post
    Yes +4500
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    Quote Originally Posted by stake1 View Post
    If I looked like him & had a stubby for a Johnson (I’m assuming) my odds would be much greater actually. Sorry Brock I don’t mean to be a dick no pun intended, but I do believe that

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    Quote Originally Posted by BeatTheJerk View Post
    What was your rock bottom if you donít mind sharing ?
    Completely broke in NYC. Parents cut me off. Didnít have a place to stay for awhile. Didnít tell anyone. Would do my best to hang out with friends and crash on their couch. If that fell through Iíd sleep under my office desk. Showered at the gym. Was trying to keep up a professional demeanor while basically being homeless. Had some clothes stored in my desk at the office. Was lieing to everyone when things seems off with me or why I didnít invite girls over I was dating etc. Defaulted on my storage unit and lost all of my belongings. Owed everyone money. Bills piling up. Credit score in the 400s. Didnít see any way out my situation and considered suicide. I ended up meeting a girl who basically saved my life. Let me stay at hers for a little while and get my shit together. Got a better job that paid better and that allowed me to work anywhere. Left NYC and moved south. Repaid everyone with interest and almost done paying off my student loans and in a position now to buy a home. Iím a little behind where Iíd like to be at 36 but I really canít complain. Repaired relationship with my family. It almost doesnít feel real that I was in that situation now. I now have a two bedroom two bathroom to myself and my dog. Me and the girl broke up but weíre still close and actually going to Vegas together in a couple weeks.
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    BTJ.

    You gotta elaborate on the MS shit ?
    I sure hope you don't have MS
    The back pain you gotta learn to live with
    With time and a lot of trial and error
    you should get it on a more benign level

    But the MS just blew my mind ...
    That would be a huge problem
    Get to the doctor and find out for sure on
    that right away ... don't even bring up
    your back .... go there specifically
    for MS worries , get comprehensive blood panel ,a
    complete neurological test , and even though
    it's costly.... you must get a MRI of your brain

    Damn bro .... we all dealing with something
    But MS is a str8 up whore of a bitch ....

    Hope that isn't the case brother
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    No damn way unless you call my death from a 72 cocaine fueled prostitution orgy in the Al Capone suite a suicide.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PharaohUB View Post
    Completely broke in NYC. Parents cut me off. Didn’t have a place to stay for awhile. Didn’t tell anyone. Would do my best to hang out with friends and crash on their couch. If that fell through I’d sleep under my office desk. Showered at the gym. Was trying to keep up a professional demeanor while basically being homeless. Had some clothes stored in my desk at the office. Was lieing to everyone when things seems off with me or why I didn’t invite girls over I was dating etc. Defaulted on my storage unit and lost all of my belongings. Owed everyone money. Bills piling up. Credit score in the 400s. Didn’t see any way out my situation and considered suicide. I ended up meeting a girl who basically saved my life. Let me stay at hers for a little while and get my shit together. Got a better job that paid better and that allowed me to work anywhere. Left NYC and moved south. Repaid everyone with interest and almost done paying off my student loans and in a position now to buy a home. I’m a little behind where I’d like to be at 36 but I really can’t complain. Repaired relationship with my family. It almost doesn’t feel real that I was in that situation now. I now have a two bedroom two bathroom to myself and my dog. Me and the girl broke up but we’re still close and actually going to Vegas together in a couple weeks.
    Wow thank you for sharing you have definitely come a long way & I commend you for the long road back. I won’t forget this when & if I become broke.

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    Jerky as long as you can stay alive you will be able to take of your son.
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