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    My money's on the gorilla.

    I've watched enough nature shows to know that the gorilla could swat a few guys down just by waving his arm at them and catching them in the side of the head. Factor in claws, teeth and sheer strength, I don't think the football guys have much of a chance. And I honestly don't think many would have the balls to try once they were in front of the gorilla, even if they agreed to the fight beforehand.

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    its all depend on how attack human....if theyre attack all at the same time they will win. but if theyre going 2-3 per shot its an other story..

    I f i had to *coach * this fight for the the football club... it will be all Lines guys 300 pounds+ first all at the same time. and all other 4-5 second after

    crazy thread

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    word

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    If the Gorilla really wanted to it would cause grievous harm to the entire Football team fairly easily. One punch from a Gorilla and whatever it hits will be broken. It can crush your limbs by simply squeezing. Unless the football team had weapons they would have ZERO chance.

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    Men have human factor which is a fear. If couple of humans attack gorilla and one of them will be suddenly ripped out, what wiil the rest do?

    I tell you what? run away

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    Gorillas are mean m.f-ers

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    ya the football team would win by the numbers avantage

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    Allin football team for survive. Allin gorilla for money.

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    The players would be standing around waiting for someone else to make the first move. The minute the gorilla ripped a dudes arm off the team would lose their steam and go into defense mode. The gorilla wins.

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    miami hurricanes football team is about 70 gorillas

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    gorilla,
    saw something on animal planet about chimps. fuckin crazy chimps. unloaded a clip, from close range, and the chimp still walked away. eventually died but 22 humans would not stand a chance if no weapons.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shari91 View Post
    My money's on the gorilla.

    I've watched enough nature shows to know that the gorilla could swat a few guys down just by waving his arm at them and catching them in the side of the head. Factor in claws, teeth and sheer strength, I don't think the football guys have much of a chance. And I honestly don't think many would have the balls to try once they were in front of the gorilla, even if they agreed to the fight beforehand.
    Exactly, I have to agree with Shari on this. A lot of good posts and good information but also you guys are really under estimating what a Gorilla is capable of doing. I mean if we look at the football team then the quarterback, wide receivers, running back, safeties, cornerbacks would be absolutely useless in a fight like this and would get ripped to shreds. The only guys on the football team that would be able to do some sort of extensive damage to this single Gorilla would be the offensive linesmen and defensive linemen. Linebackers and some Tights ends would make all the difference in this fight since they have height on this Gorilla.

    Theres several ways to look at this fight and we all know that it won't ever take part because no human on this earth has the balls to mess around with a Gorilla. Although the football team has numbers on this Gorilla more then half of the team would be completely useless in a fight like this and the Gorilla would/could possibly take out a whole entire team.

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    def the gorilla, they have the strength to rip off a humans limbs and crush bones with a simple squeeze. add in the fact that they are very agile for their size and you have a beatdown on the humans.

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    500 lb. Josha Smith from Ucla will eat the gorilla alone

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    The football team would win every time if they surrounded the gorilla and worked as a team.

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    Just make sure to send the kickers in first!

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    I think its too tight to call, and might come down to home field advantage.

    If a football team were on a hike through the jungle and happened upon a gorilla protecting his turf, then I think it would be a blood bath. But surely if you dump a gorilla randomly in a football field and set a football team charging at it, won't it just be like "What the fukk..?", and before it knows whats going on it'll be getting its face trampled?

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    I don't know how the gorilla would lose. How would they beat the gorilla? The thing is a beast it's not like they can tackle it and beat it with punches. It would be pretty much impossible for the gorilla to lose here without some crazy strategy thought up by nature scientists or something.

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    definitely the football team. some of those guys bench press like 700 pounds. the gorilla would destroy all 1 on 1 but not 20 on 1 or whatever it would be.

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    Depends on the team. Fresno State would get their asses kicked, but maybe the Steelers would have a shot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wulfman14 View Post
    retarded thread
    What? No way. How do you figure?

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    Gorilla would just start swinging and swat them away like flies!

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    easy answer--members of the football team would get hurt but would win due to the odds

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    Quote Originally Posted by Straight Cash View Post
    Gorilla would just start swinging and swat them away like flies!
    Thats what I'm saying!

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    In an open field the Gorilla would run around and dismantle all of them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cuse0323 View Post
    In an open field the Gorilla would run around and dismantle all of them.
    Well with that being said the fight would either take place in the Jungle or a 100 yard football field. So that makes you take the Gorilla home and away.

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    gorilla will win. football team with no weapons have no chance

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    the gorilla would win because the football players would be locked out of the stadium and therefore forfeit the fight.

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    ya the gorilla is definitely outnumbered here

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    Quote Originally Posted by danso View Post
    ya the gorilla is definitely outnumbered here
    As he would be if the fight were 90 moths vs Gorilla.

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    haha the gorilla all day, the humans would be scared as fukk

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    I'll put my money on Gorilla power...

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    Gorilla would cause a ton of damage, but 50 NFL football players would tear a gorilla apart just from a numbers standpoint.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GoCougs! View Post
    Gorilla would cause a ton of damage, but 50 NFL football players would tear a gorilla apart just from a numbers standpoint.
    I said just offense and defense, not the whole entire team including subs. Just 11 on offense and 11 on defense, that make 22 football players vs 1 single Gorilla.

    I still stick with my first choice but it would be a lot closer than people think with the Gorilla coming out on top.

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