1. 03-20-11 09:30 PM #1
    D3 Mighty Ducks
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    Who would win in a fight?

    Okay, so it all started on Friday night when a couple of buddies and I got into a pretty heated argument about something so stupid but I guess we'll never know the real answer. So heres my question to you guys and give me an answer.

    Who would win in a fight? A full football team including offense and defense without pads OR a single male Gorilla?

    My answer would be the Gorilla. These animals are very very underrated and could probably fcuk up 90% of the animal kingdom without a question. Wikipedia list a full grown male Gorilla at anywhere between 5'5-5'9 and can weigh as much as 440 pounds. Also, Gorillas are very intelligent and are closely related to humans. After all that is said a Gorilla could easily beat the living crap out of 30+ humans without a question. They're so powerful its not even funny.

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  2. 03-20-11 09:39 PM #2
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    id be willing to bet if every team in the nfl were at a zoo, noone would get in a cage with a gorilla
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  3. 03-20-11 10:21 PM #3
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    Yea that gorilla would kick some major ass
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  4. 03-20-11 10:37 PM #4
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    specify the rules, are stuff lying around able to be used? also i think it'll be closer the most think..i mean the gorilla can get one or 2 but being surrounded by that many opponents would make it tough to cover all angles.
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  5. 03-20-11 10:40 PM #5
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    football team

    gorilla cant handle em all at once
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  6. 03-20-11 10:55 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by mw00 View Post
    specify the rules, are stuff lying around able to be used? also i think it'll be closer the most think..i mean the gorilla can get one or 2 but being surrounded by that many opponents would make it tough to cover all angles.
    No weapons and the fight would take place on a football field and anything goes.
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  7. 03-20-11 10:58 PM #7
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    the football team would win.
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  8. 03-20-11 11:00 PM #8
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    Full football team of course
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  9. 03-20-11 11:14 PM #9
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    are you kidding you act like these guys would actually take on a gorilla, ya no doubt a group of cavemen could take a gorilla, but we are talking about people who bitch about making 12 mill a year and call it slave labor. they wouldnt get anywhere near a live gorilla even with numbers
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    i think just a few football players would be enough
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  11. 03-20-11 11:17 PM #11
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    goirish we are saying "if" they were to go up against a gorilla, not if they have the balls to go up against a gorilla. if the case were to be they were too scared to go up against it, then the answer would be we dont know as that fight would never happen..get it?
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  12. 03-20-11 11:17 PM #12
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    football team in the first round
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  13. 03-20-11 11:18 PM #13
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    I would root for the gorilla for sure, but 11 roided up meatheads would have to be favorites. Even football players would have a significant advantage in intelligence, and would be able to coordinate their attack.
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  14. 03-20-11 11:19 PM #14
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    football team for sure but a few of them would get demolished

    and this thread is hilarious
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  15. 03-20-11 11:20 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by D3 Mighty Ducks View Post
    No weapons and the fight would take place on a football field and anything goes.
    if anything goes, i'm sure the gorilla has a "vulnerable spot" just like most of us do. all it takes is one kick from behind and he's down for the count..
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  16. 03-20-11 11:20 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by GOIRISH View Post
    are you kidding you act like these guys would actually take on a gorilla, ya no doubt a group of cavemen could take a gorilla, but we are talking about people who bitch about making 12 mill a year and call it slave labor. they wouldnt get anywhere near a live gorilla even with numbers
    this is also true...see? look...

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  17. 03-20-11 11:22 PM #17
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    Football team would win, too many, but the Gorilla would mess up quite a few.
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  18. 03-20-11 11:23 PM #18
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    The gorilla could literally rip some limbs off of the players. The players could do the same to the gorilla.

    Gorilla wins
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  19. 03-21-11 12:00 AM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by InTheDrink View Post
    football team for sure but a few of them would get demolished

    and this thread is hilarious
    lmao this....gorilla would wreck a few and it depends how many try to take him on at once.
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  20. 03-21-11 12:12 AM #20
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    You can't make up some of this stuff you see on SBR. God Bless
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  21. 03-21-11 12:15 AM #21
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    Football team....theres only 1 Gorilla
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  22. 03-21-11 12:21 AM #22
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    I take the gorilla. I am counting on the intimidation factor that half the team would shit their pants before getting close to the target.
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  23. 03-21-11 12:50 AM #23
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    If the football players don't get him early than odds would begin to favor gorilla. Because everyone gorilla gets hands on is getting fukked up.
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  24. 03-21-11 12:53 AM #24
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    Football team... numbers over sheer ferocity.
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  25. 03-21-11 12:58 AM #25
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    I don't know who would win, but that is one fight I would love to see.
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  26. 03-21-11 01:03 AM #26
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    A gorilla would ripped your d1ck off and throw into the tall grass to never be found again! So yeah, an Ape could take on a whole football team of white dudes with no problem
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  27. 03-21-11 02:11 AM #27
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    Gorilla will fukk all of them up...
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  28. 03-21-11 02:26 AM #28
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    I say gorilla since he can probably crush a few skulls with his jaws..
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  29. 03-21-11 02:40 AM #29
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    retarded thread
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  30. 03-21-11 03:08 AM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by InTheDrink View Post
    this is also true...see? look...

    wow the fact that somewhere on the web there was an actual video of football players response to a gorilla attack is insane.
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  31. 03-21-11 04:06 AM #31
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    I have to see who would win. LOL
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  32. 03-21-11 06:43 AM #32
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    gorilla would destroy football team.
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  33. 03-21-11 08:11 AM #33
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    That gorilla would fuking kill/eat any human end of discussion etc lock city.
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  34. 03-21-11 08:18 AM #34
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    Ya man that football team would dominate that poor little gorilla...
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  35. 03-21-11 08:18 AM #35
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    football team
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