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03-12-20 04:48 PM #946
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03-12-20 04:49 PM #947
Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo
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03-12-20 06:09 PM #948
Italian Nurse on Covid-19 front lines
Milan, Italy
I am a nurse and right now I am facing this medical emergency. I'm afraid too, but not going to go shopping, I'm afraid to go to work. I am afraid because the mask may not adhere well to the face, or I may have accidentally touched myself with dirty gloves, or maybe the lenses do not completely cover my eyes and something may have passed. I am physically tired because the protective devices are bad, the lab coat makes me sweat and once dressed I can no longer go to the bathroom or drink for six hours. I am psychologically tired, and as are all my colleagues who have been in the same condition for weeks, but this will not prevent us from doing our job as we have always done. I will continue to take care of and take care of my patients, because I am proud and in love with my job. What I ask anyone who is reading this post is not to frustrate the effort we are making, to be selfless, to stay at home and thus protect those who are most fragile. We young people are not immune to coronavirus, we too can get sick, or worse, we can get sick. I can't afford the luxury of going back to my quarantined house, I have to go to work and do my part. You do yours, I ask you please.
Mar 9, 2020
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03-12-20 06:41 PM #949
of all the crazy things i read in this thread, this is near the top Originally Posted by Big Bear
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03-12-20 06:44 PM #950
Maryland And Ohio Close Schools Statewide for SEVERAL weeks.......
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03-12-20 06:49 PM #951
Disneyland shut down
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03-12-20 06:49 PM #952
Fights are dirt cheap now in the US that's all I know.. Wanna go anywhere in the US you're paying peanuts.. Flights are empty as well and you can stretch out with empty seats all around you.
I may go kick on an Hawaiian island for a month and ride this shit out. This google link below is generic and high end pricing out of LAX round trip to Hawaii now.. $200 bucks. I found it for $100.. Call a few travel agents and I bet hotel costs are pennies as well in a package deal..
LAX was absolutely empty today as my nef just flew in on an half empty plane from the South.
https://www.google.com/flights?lite=...D;e:1;sd:1;t:fLast edited by JIBBBY; 03-12-20 at 06:53 PM.
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03-12-20 06:49 PM #953
Finally I saw that today.. Originally Posted by SEAHAWKHARRY
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03-12-20 06:51 PM #954
We have annual passes so no big deal but we did have plans to take our son and three of his friends next tuesday for his Bday..
Sucks postponed untill next month
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03-12-20 06:55 PM #955
You're smarter than that. Originally Posted by JIBBBY
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03-12-20 06:58 PM #956
I travel all the time and I am getting offers for dirt cheap just to fill a plane and a room Originally Posted by d2bets
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03-12-20 06:59 PM #957
Why? Tropics, less people with Corona and spread out, chill on a monthly rented spread in the middle of no where on a Hawaiian Island with internet and TV service for pennies on the dollar. I think I might be in.. Originally Posted by d2bets
I can't lie and I can't leave my house empty for a month.. I'm just shooting the shiiit D2 and my posts are for others..
It's a good deal though right now.. Hawaii better weather usually this time of year compared to all the main land States. Got Corona spreading why not..Last edited by JIBBBY; 03-12-20 at 07:03 PM.
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03-12-20 07:02 PM #958
Booya knows!! Originally Posted by Booya711
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03-12-20 07:32 PM #959
If you can afford to chill on an island for a month, you can afford to do that at home. Just stay home. Not that complicated. Originally Posted by JIBBBY
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03-12-20 07:46 PM #960
We all need a change of scenery in life though from time to time.. Recharges the batteries. When flights and vacation rentals are beyond dirt cheap that's the time to do it. That's all I'm saying D2.. Originally Posted by d2bets
I'm not going any where most likely.. Just shooting the shiiit with you fellas on SBR during the down times...
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03-12-20 07:47 PM #961
American Airlines pilot just tested positive....fuuuuukkkk
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03-12-20 07:48 PM #962
Originally Posted by Booya711
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The Kraken gave JIBBBY 1 SBR Point(s) for this post.
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03-12-20 07:49 PM #963
Oh, I agree. I was due to board a cruise on March 22. hahahahaha Originally Posted by JIBBBY
No Spring Fukkin Break for me. Work out, clean, cook and binge-watch. I'll survive.
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03-12-20 07:50 PM #964
You never know how shutting down the economy will effect things. Originally Posted by PAULYPOKER
Crazy video.
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03-12-20 07:55 PM #965
wow round trip tampa to cincinnati 100 dollars jeez that is cheap
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03-12-20 08:56 PM #966
Landers in hiding here because he ows like 4 people (more) at cesspool LOL
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03-12-20 09:57 PM #967
...It was against this backdrop that a reporter asked Trump late last week about whether he was prepared to "rethink having an Office of Pandemic Preparation in the White House." The president replied:
"I just think this is something, Peter, that you can never really think is going to happen. You know, who -- I've heard all about, 'This could be...' -- you know, 'This could be a big deal,' from before it happened. You know, this -- something like this could happen.... Who would have thought? Look, how long ago is it? Six, seven, eight weeks ago -- who would have thought we would even be having the subject? ... You never really know when something like this is going to strike and what it's going to be."
It's worth emphasizing that this is Trump's second explanation related to his decision to disband his global health security team. "I'm a business person," he explained two weeks ago in response to a similar question. "I don't like having thousands of people around when you don't need them. When we need them, we can get them back very quickly."
As it turns out, the administration cannot actually reassemble such a team "very quickly," though Trump, still unfamiliar with how much of the executive branch works, may not have known that.
It set the stage for this new argument: Trump dissolved the White House's pandemic team because he had no idea he might need a pandemic team."Nomination(s):This post was nominated 1 time . To view the nominated thread please click here. People who nominated: PAULYPOKER
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03-12-20 10:30 PM #968
I would be surprised if the homeless survive this and the wealthy people don't.
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03-12-20 10:51 PM #969
All Michigan K-12 schools to close due to coronavirus concerns, officials say
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03-12-20 10:57 PM #970
Short-staffed and undersupplied, coronavirus crisis strains Seattle area’s capacity to deliver care
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03-12-20 10:58 PM #971
Dallas County declares public health emergency following community-spread case of coronavirus
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03-12-20 11:01 PM #972
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03-12-20 11:04 PM #973
https://www.hawaiinewsnow.com/2020/0...avirus-crisis/
2 Hawaii students describe living in Beijing during start of China’s coronavirus crisis
“They were telling us not to worry,” Toma said. “But they also wanted us to be cautious and wear masks when we could.”
She’s is a junior at Iolani School.
Wertheimer is a junior at Mid-Pacific Institute. She said crowded Beijing streets emptied as Chinese stayed home.
“It was eerie,” she said.
Late in January, School Year Abroad officials told all American students they’d have to leave China immediately.
"They told me that I was going to come back home about 17 hours before my flight. I had to pack a year's worth of stuff in just a few hours," Natalie said.
The girls were crushed.
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03-12-20 11:07 PM #974
Yah governor in Washington closed all schools for 6 weeks in most counties yet I still have to go to work fuk me
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03-12-20 11:07 PM #975
And to top it off Friday the 13th tomorrow boys and I got rear ended on the freeway driving home wtf
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03-12-20 11:12 PM #976
A group of first responders in Washington state, a scientist in California, a woman at an assisted living facility in Florida — all worried because they believe they might have novel coronavirus but say they can’t get tested.
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03-12-20 11:14 PM #977
Coronavirus: Charles Barkley says he's in self-quarantine after taking COVID-19 test
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03-12-20 11:18 PM #978
OAKLAND COUNTY, Mich. – A new case of coronavirus is an Oakland County man who had no travel history, suggesting there may be community transmission of the illness.
All of the other cases in the state are people who have traveled internationally or domestically.
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03-12-20 11:18 PM #979
I'm sure he spread it in the Casino's while infected. Damn you Chuck.. Originally Posted by PAULYPOKER
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03-12-20 11:20 PM #980
3 now in my county. All old people. I can’t imagine being a nurse or doctor for this shit. Kraken, you alive pal? He moved outta Seattle, right?
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