1. 02-04-14 12:48 AM #1
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    Going to The Fruit Market Tomorrow To Ask This Polish Female on a Date

    My grandma buys fruit at the fruit market, about 10 minutes from our home. She says she always sees this cashier that is around my age and she is single. Her name is Aneta and she just came to Canada from Poland 2 years ago. I am thinking about letting my grandma set me up with her on a blind date. She really wants me to take her out. I think I need a break from gambling for a bit and maybe meeting a female is the way to go. My grandma said that finding a lady is like finding a good piece of fruit. All the ripe ones go fast, and the longer I wait all that will be left are old ones that nobody else wants. I think she is just worried that I will be single for my whole life. So my grandma is going to the fruit market tomorrow evening and i'll probably let her set me up. Should I call her before the blind date? where should I take Aneta? I do not want to screw this up and embarass my grandma next time she goes to the fruit market. I am thinking about not calling her and taking her out to indoor rollerblading
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  2. 02-04-14 01:03 AM #2
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    Stay away from her she's mine
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  3. 02-04-14 01:03 AM #3
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    Indoor rollerblading is an awesome idea, but probably not for the first date and first time hanging out with someone. Standard for me is usually get a few drinks and then if there's no spark or connection either of you has the option to cut it short in a graceful manner. If you don't drink a lite lunch maybe wouldn't be a bad idea with the possibility of taking a stroll after if things go well or going someplace you know great for dessert or coffee.

    I think calling her ahead of time is up to you.

    Don't have any doubts about yourself regardless of your insecurities, woman have just as many if not more. Stay calm, relax, get to know her and have fun and stay positive! (Woman you just meet dont want to hear about your gambling escapades, win or lose) And be yourself most of all. If you do those things and treat her like a lady (pull out chair, pay for meal, open doors, be kind and respectful) you won't have to worry about embarrassing granny, make her proud Saer.
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  4. 02-04-14 01:07 AM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by SteveKerrsJunk View Post
    Indoor rollerblading is an awesome idea, but probably not for the first date and first time hanging out with someone. Standard for me is usually get a few drinks and then if there's no spark or connection either of you has the option to cut it short in a graceful manner. If you don't drink a lite lunch maybe wouldn't be a bad idea with the possibility of taking a stroll after if things go well or going someplace you know great for dessert or coffee.

    I think calling her ahead of time is up to you.

    Don't have any doubts about yourself regardless of your insecurities, woman have just as many if not more. Stay calm, relax, get to know her and have fun and stay positive! (Woman you just meet dont want to hear about your gambling escapades, win or lose) And be yourself most of all. If you do those things and treat her like a lady (pull out chair, pay for meal, open doors, be kind and respectful) you won't have to worry about embarrassing granny, make her proud Saer.


    I fell in love with the name already, ever since Donnie Brasco I have been a fan of the name. Also the language barrier I see as an advantage. Thanks Kerr, it's true what they say, you are a ladies man
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  5. 02-04-14 05:17 AM #5
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    Saer take her to see a romantic movie and put your arm around her while watching the movie. Also get a big thing of popcorn and put it between your legs for her to grab into. Don't forget to smile and be a gentleman saer. Afterwards some pizza from pizza pizza and a kiss good night. Saer make granny proud!
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  6. 02-04-14 05:19 AM #6
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    Rollerblading sounds fun, but she may not rollerblade.

    If she does rollerblade, she could be world class....
    How good are you?
    It could be embarrassing if she can do loops around you and that could be something she sees as a negative.


    Of course if you are good and she isnt....great opportunity to "teach her"
    Will force conversation....
    And you may need to "hold her" while getting started & skating.

    Can't go wrong getting exercise either.

    Maybe outdoor skating too if she knows how.

    A little more open air for unheard conversations...
    And if she "gets cold" maybe a little hug to keep her warm.


    I'm sure you'll play it right.

    Let her see you for who you are !
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  7. 02-04-14 06:17 AM #7
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    I spent about a month in Poland, here is a bit of vocabulary to impress her. I will just spell how it sounds not how it is really spelled because you will be saying it:

    Jen Kooyeah = Thank You

    Jen Dobre = Good day (greeting)

    Yes = Tahk

    No= Nyeh (not nigh, pronounce the n and y at almost the same time)
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  8. 02-04-14 06:53 AM #8
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    Just text her a pic of your weiner. I understand that is how the kids are doing it these days.
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  9. 02-04-14 07:30 AM #9
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    Good luck weed.

    That crotch will smell like perogies.
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  10. 02-04-14 07:34 AM #10
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    Polish? Run!!!!!!!!! Stay away!!!!!!!!! Crazy!!!!!!! I know, my brother married one. Drama out of thin air, constantly!
    A polish friend of mine has 3 sisters, all crazy. Run! Say thank you granma, but no thank you. Thank me later.
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  11. 02-04-14 08:12 AM #11
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    You should take her to Tim Hortons for a coffee and donut after the date. Mellows things out abit.
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  12. 02-04-14 01:33 PM #12
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    Weeder update us.

    How did it go?
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  13. 02-04-14 01:38 PM #13
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    She's seen a lot of sausage in her life, so just be prepared for that.
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  14. 02-04-14 01:40 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by rkelly110 View Post
    Polish? Run!!!!!!!!! Stay away!!!!!!!!! Crazy!!!!!!! I know, my brother married one. Drama out of thin air, constantly!
    A polish friend of mine has 3 sisters, all crazy. Run! Say thank you granma, but no thank you. Thank me later.
    My dad is all Polish, my mom is all Italian.
    Sadly, Kelly is correct, case in point, ever see me go off?
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    Quote Originally Posted by PhillyFlyers View Post
    Weeder update us.

    How did it go?
    He posted this TODAY
    said he's asking her TOMORROW...

    and you ask how it went
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  16. 02-04-14 04:29 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    My dad is all Polish, my mom is all Italian.
    Sadly, Kelly is correct, case in point, ever see me go off?
    many times
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  17. 02-04-14 04:58 PM #17
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    "Stosunek oralny" means "blowjob" Saer.

    "Jestem dziewicą" is "I'm a virgin".

    Go for it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Let's Go Rangers View Post
    He posted this TODAY
    said he's asking her TOMORROW...

    and you ask how it went
    Sorry I didn't look at the date of the post.
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  19. 02-04-14 05:19 PM #19
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    Saer dont try no funny stuff neither

    Dont pet her hair or touch her face on the first date

    Also no hanky panky. Grandma would not approve
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    Quote Originally Posted by GUMMO77 View Post
    She's seen a lot of sausage in her life, so just be prepared for that.

    i was just thinking that im sure shes been pounded by some hung euro studs i wonder id seawwed can match up
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    I think you will chicken out.
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    Weeder update......did you have your first fruit explosion?
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    yes in his fruit of the looms.
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    Guys, bad news she said she is not interested in dating non polish guys. Sucks big time
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    Quote Originally Posted by Emily_Haines View Post
    I think you will chicken out.
    Where the hell were you Emily?
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    Can't believe the discrimination
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    Guys, bad news she said she is not interested in dating non polish guys. Sucks big time
    Use your head for crying out loud man! Tell her tomorrow that your mother is polish weeder.
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  28. 02-04-14 11:29 PM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    Guys, bad news she said she is not interested in dating non polish guys. Sucks big time
    Is that what she told granny or did you speak to her?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    Guys, bad news she said she is not interested in dating non polish guys. Sucks big time
    Just act like Mr. Win.....
    She will think with that level of idiocy....

    you ARE POLISH
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    Quote Originally Posted by Optional View Post
    Is that what she told granny or did you speak to her?
    My grandma made me go with her tonight to the fruit market because she wanted Aneta to talk to me. We got there and she was working the cashier, so when we went to go check out she said hi to my grandma because they know each other then she introduced me and I shook her hand. My grandma started saying all good things about me and then said I should take her out on a little date. Aneta kind of laughed it off and said " I do not go with outside Polish men." My grandma said ok dear and we left.
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    What nationality are you Seaweed?

    I'm full bloodied Italian...are you Paisan?
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    still at it...
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    im going to warn u Seaweed. Pussy changes you.

    First time you feel the velvety warmth of a Gina, your thought processing will be forever clouded from then on .

    A lot of bodily fluids are exchanged during sex Seaweed. A reserved fella like u might find it revolting.

    Proceed at ur own risk.
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    Saer...granny not happy you screwed this up

    You have some explaining to do young man
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    My grandma made me go with her tonight to the fruit market because she wanted Aneta to talk to me. We got there and she was working the cashier, so when we went to go check out she said hi to my grandma because they know each other then she introduced me and I shook her hand. My grandma started saying all good things about me and then said I should take her out on a little date. Aneta kind of laughed it off and said " I do not go with outside Polish men." My grandma said ok dear and we left.
    Learn a cool line in Polish then go back with flowers and wow her weed.
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