1. 02-05-14 06:31 AM #36
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    Don't worry Seaweed. There are a lot of birds out there, you'll catch 1, when you'll least expect. Then you'll enjoy dating w/ her and covering her spread on a regular basis.
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  2. 02-05-14 08:30 AM #37
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    Saer go back and tell her you went online and traced your roots back to poland
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  3. 02-05-14 09:40 AM #38
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    Is she cute,you should definetley go back on your own and just ask if shed like to chill out with you and your friends,you said she's new to town.
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  4. 02-05-14 12:36 PM #39
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    Quote Originally Posted by TonyTall View Post
    i was just thinking that im sure shes been pounded by some hung euro studs i wonder id seawwed can match up
    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    Guys, bad news she said she is not interested in dating non polish guys. Sucks big time
    Probably for the best, bud.
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  5. 02-06-14 01:39 AM #40
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    Saer dont give up

    Saer my crystal ball says shes the one
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  6. 02-06-14 08:02 AM #41
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    Guys, bad news she said she is not interested in dating non polish guys. Sucks big time
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  7. 02-06-14 04:38 PM #42
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    Guys, bad news she said she is not interested in dating non polish guys. Sucks big time

    Sorry to hear this buddy here is a song to sum this up
    http://youtru.be/YX-PeScokU8
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  8. 02-06-14 04:40 PM #43
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    Quote Originally Posted by ArchieBunker View Post
    Sorry to hear this buddy here is a song to sum this up
    http://youtru.be/YX-PeScokU8
    Long day
    for you buddy

    Last edited by ArchieBunker; 02-06-14 at 04:41 PM. Reason: add
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  9. 02-06-14 04:44 PM #44
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    Guys, bad news she said she is not interested in dating Leaf fans. Sucks big time
    Don't bullshit us pal
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  10. 02-06-14 05:03 PM #45
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    Bump
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  11. 02-06-14 05:13 PM #46
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    I just don't think that you're going to find a normal girl at the fruit market.

    Are there any Miss Black Awareness Pageants in your area? I once heard that you could meet a nice girl at one of those.
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  12. 02-06-14 06:01 PM #47
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    I dont think saer likes black girls
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  13. 02-07-14 08:26 AM #48
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    Bump
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  14. 02-07-14 10:00 PM #49
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    How's your little polish kobieta has been treating you lately Seaweed?
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  15. 02-07-14 10:13 PM #50
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    What fruit do they harvest in February?
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  16. 02-07-14 10:41 PM #51
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    go back there with some flowers, say a few things in Polish, hand her a package of Polish sausage and say it's a gift from the Motherland.

    she will start laughing. make her laugh and tell her to go to the zoo with her. she will either laugh or ask why the zoo?

    keep the conversation going - that is the key.

    her real objection to you is that she doesn't want to hear your grandmother talking.

    SHE WANTS YOU TO MAN UP AND DO THE TALKING - THAT'S WHAT SHE REALLY WANTS.
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  17. 02-08-14 12:04 AM #52
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    Hedger gets it. Saer dont be shy. Granny not around forever
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  18. 02-08-14 10:34 AM #53
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  19. 02-08-14 11:02 AM #54
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    Seaweed, you didn't try and break the ice with any Polish jokes did you? Like the one about the screen door on the submarine? Or the guy that had his ear cut off that had a pencil in it?

    I don't think Polish girls like to hear jokes like that.
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  20. 02-08-14 12:45 PM #55
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kermit View Post
    I just don't think that you're going to find a normal girl at the fruit market.
    Seaweed got a freakin meat market,right outside his door.Torontos swarming with broads
    Last edited by packerd_00; 02-08-14 at 12:59 PM.
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  21. 02-12-14 12:50 AM #56
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    Saer give us an update on the polish girl
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  22. 02-12-14 03:17 PM #57
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    Saer give us an update on the polish girl
    Im guessing it didnt end up going any further.
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  23. 02-12-14 06:42 PM #58
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    I never had a shot
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  24. 02-15-14 01:13 AM #59
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    Saer there are other cashiers at grannys supermarketSaer give it a trySaer have granny give the good word
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