1. 02-23-13 11:14 PM #71
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    Quote Originally Posted by stealthyburrito View Post
    Drinker, I've had a gay experience before. It was awkward and unsatisfying. FYI there was no penetration of any kind. Just putting that out there
    drinker always gets right to the heart of the matter

    stealther good luck with your future relations

    stealther i hope your state allows you to form a legal union with your mate when the time comes
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  2. 02-23-13 11:18 PM #72
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    Quote Originally Posted by InTheDrink View Post
    drinker always gets right to the heart of the matter

    stealther good luck with your future relations

    stealther i hope your state allows you to form a legal union with your mate when the time comes
    Drinker, to me, that would be the simplest explanation. I kind of wish it was. My fam is accepting of gay relationships despite the fact I grew up in one of the most intolerable states in the union. But I still very much enjoy the company of a lady 1000000x more than a man could provide.
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  3. 02-23-13 11:20 PM #73
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    unreal
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  4. 02-23-13 11:20 PM #74
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    stealther some gueys are switch hitters

    stealther i think its a little odd but to each his own

    stealther maybe one day youll get to be a lucky pierre
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  5. 02-23-13 11:22 PM #75
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    Stealthy!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Pull yourself together pal...
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  6. 02-23-13 11:29 PM #76
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    Quote Originally Posted by InTheDrink View Post
    stealther some gueys are switch hitters

    stealther i think its a little odd but to each his own

    stealther maybe one day youll get to be a lucky pierre
    Drinker, I feel like I need to put some context to said experience in question.

    The ex mentioned in the OP (the one I was hooking up with), her best friend, a gay ass dude, invited me to a camping trip in WV.

    I obliged, considering my gf would be happy to hear I was hanging with her friend (for the most part, I hated all her friends).

    So when we staked out our camp ground we constructed a fire. I was more ready to make smores. We had the graham crackers and the friggin chocolate. But we were missing the MARSHMALLOWS.

    We need a white, relatively chunky white substance to finish off the smores. So we did the only thing we could do...

    We jerked off on the crackers. It was incredibly awkward. And a little bit painful. But dammit, we had our smores. We didn't "swap". But each saw the other create chunky marshmallow.

    Hope that clears it up.
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  7. 02-23-13 11:30 PM #77
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    drinker i don't think it clears it up

    drinker im scared
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  8. 02-23-13 11:31 PM #78
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  9. 02-23-13 11:36 PM #79
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    Keep some Cialis or Viagra in the cabinet for nights like that. Happens to every guy if you pull enough honeys...
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  10. 02-23-13 11:41 PM #80
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    Quote Originally Posted by stealthyburrito View Post
    Drinker, I feel like I need to put some context to said experience in question.

    The ex mentioned in the OP (the one I was hooking up with), her best friend, a gay ass dude, invited me to a camping trip in WV.

    I obliged, considering my gf would be happy to hear I was hanging with her friend (for the most part, I hated all her friends).

    So when we staked out our camp ground we constructed a fire. I was more ready to make smores. We had the graham crackers and the friggin chocolate. But we were missing the MARSHMALLOWS.

    We need a white, relatively chunky white substance to finish off the smores. So we did the only thing we could do...

    We jerked off on the crackers. It was incredibly awkward. And a little bit painful. But dammit, we had our smores. We didn't "swap". But each saw the other create chunky marshmallow.

    Hope that clears it up.
    holy christ

    you not getting up is the least of your problems guey
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  11. 02-23-13 11:48 PM #81
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    Tell you this, dont worry about it..

    It's an off fuking game pal.

    Drink less next time and fuking imagine Oprah Winfrey and you'll be golden..

    Check in next hooker, stealthy.
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  12. 02-23-13 11:49 PM #82
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    Drinker, that is my problem. Getting off, wherever and whenever it may be. If this guy could get me off, I'd contact him, cuz Lord knows I need that shit. I don't care who or what it is. I'm all about satisfaction.

    Yet, here I am sitting ball stoned talking to you. It's a bad feeling. Like an old man feeling. My life might be close to par of FML.
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  13. 02-23-13 11:51 PM #83
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    stealther in what world do marshmallows = jizz

    stealther you do realize youre fukked in the head right
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  14. 02-23-13 11:52 PM #84
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigDeem5 View Post
    Tell you this, dont worry about it..

    It's an off fuking game pal.

    Drink less next time and fuking imagine Oprah Winfrey and you'll be golden..

    Check in next hooker, stealthy.
    Deemer, I'm a kinda happy to hear from you. On SBR you're prolly the closest to relate to me in terms of experience. My exs is a fuckin whore no doubt. I wouldn't mind sharing her pics with you.
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  15. 02-23-13 11:53 PM #85
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    Dude, I got a girlfriend, about to marry her.

    My ex was a pyscho b*tch, I can relate.

    This has happened to me once in my life, was out of the fukking blue... I forgot about it, never had another problem again. It's just a minor bump in the road.
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  16. 02-23-13 11:57 PM #86
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    Can you even legally drink yet?
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  17. 02-23-13 11:59 PM #87
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    Fuking 21 pal, im fukin the man
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  18. 02-24-13 12:05 AM #88
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    Alright, fair enough. But from my personal experience and from other relatively familiar experiences that's quite a large leap. You'd lose your best years. Nearly loss them myself to a particularly bad limb removal infection a few years back. All I'll say is enjoy 21, that's the best fuckin year you'll ever experience, no matter what, deemer. But if she's the one, go for it.
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  19. 02-24-13 02:22 AM #89
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  21. 02-24-13 02:52 AM #91
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    I was banging a broad tonight who I have banged a handful of times. I had to use a rubber and she was too wet. Had to really concentrate to bust a nut. Times have changed since I lost my cherry. I remember that first time it was in for 5 seconds and came. Sometimes I wish I could do that again.
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  22. 02-24-13 02:57 AM #92
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    jfc christ guy..i get a hard on when i hug too long...a girl lays her head on my lap while watching a movie and im hard as a rock...i have to actually stop myself and make it go away
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    Quote Originally Posted by bobby heenan View Post
    jfc christ guy..i get a hard on when i hug too long...a girl lays her head on my lap while watching a movie and im hard as a rock...i have to actually stop myself and make it go away
    Try jerking off more as well as banging daily. It will help. Don't get me wrong, my rooster gets to rage mode but I last much longer and pleasure her further. Creating an embarrassing performance is what all men fear.
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  24. 02-24-13 03:24 AM #94
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    I think the forum needs a more detailed version of this boy on boy camping trip. Check in Mayan.
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  25. 02-24-13 06:36 AM #95
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    Try to envision Maude Finley, this might help.
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  26. 02-24-13 09:18 AM #96
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    exercise, eat fruits and veggies, stretch, meditate. You don't have enough "bloodflow" going through your body. You are probably stressed out. You need to strengthen your chakras. Good luck
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  27. 02-24-13 09:42 AM #97
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    thx to the jerkoff mod who moved this.

    you killed a lot of good advice for me.

    have fun fuckin yourself
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  28. 02-24-13 10:34 AM #98
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    stealther just spend a night with a dude and see how it goes

    stealther theres a good chance here that youre a twink

    stealther theres nothing wrong with that
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  29. 02-24-13 11:41 AM #99
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    Drinker, that's a mighty big set of balls you got there
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  30. 02-24-13 11:51 AM #100
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    hippo theyre so much fun to bounce on
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  31. 02-24-13 11:58 AM #101
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    Stealthy you have a nice cokk

    it's a shame the damn thing doesn't work
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  32. 02-24-13 12:14 PM #102
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deuce View Post
    Try jerking off more as well as banging daily. It will help. Don't get me wrong, my rooster gets to rage mode but I last much longer and pleasure her further. Creating an embarrassing performance is what all men fear.
    thanks for the advice...but i dunno if thats an issue....the same thing would happen to me with my ex gf and wed penetrate everyday....i think its just how it is...and im sure one day it will be gone
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  33. 02-24-13 12:19 PM #103
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    Running a mile or two every other day will make you so rock hard during sex you will reach areas she never knew she had. Don't take ambien and try to have sex, your dick will ignore you like sbrNatalie. Don't gamble on ambien either as long as we're giving out advice.
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  34. 02-24-13 01:08 PM #104
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    Sometimes it takes forever to bust a nut the morning/day after drinking a lot but never really have a problem getting it up.........A broad was blowing me for like 30 min straight a few weekends ago and was trying everything toward the end to finish the job......Kinda felt bad for her
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  35. 08-27-13 11:54 AM #105
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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    I've always thought you to be a closet fagg.

    This simply confirms that.

    Well done.
    what a dick!
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