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    Guys...serious medical inquiry, need advice

    This will probably be the most embarrassing thing I ever post up here but I need some opinions, and I'm sure I will gets tons of mockery (which is fine).

    So, for the first time in my life I experienced complete limp dick when I was with a girl today. She was one of my friends coming into town for a visit and things started to get physical. The weird thing is, she's an ex and we've had sex dozens of times, even earlier in the week. However, as she was blowing me I got fully up, but minutes later I went completely limp and couldn't even get so much as a semi chub. We tried everything, hands, mouth, lube, lotion, oil, I watched her play with herself, shit I even jerked myself off for almost an hour but ABSOLUTELY NOTHING happened. We just fuckin gave up and I was absolutely embarrassed and incredibly frustrated. Even now my dick is dead as dirt.

    So, I must ask you all, has anyone experienced this before? Do I need to see a doctor? I'm in my mid 20s and can't fathom having some sort of circulation or blood pressure condition. I'm pretty confident in my abilities and we've always had a ton of fun while having sex, I'm at a loss. My biggest fear is that this will affect me in the future, which at that point I will simply say FML

    Any advice is welcome...Thx

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    good grief, u must be really banged up. Just search and i posted something similar before. I can expect this at 40, but 20's. Come on man!!
    List all your drugs, supplements you take.

    How often do you have sex, how often do you drink , jerk off, take drugs, etc.

    Need full story,

    Or perhaps your gay

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    youre fukked pal

    reminds me of rick ankiel...guey came up as the next sandy koufax and then he couldnt throw the ball to the catcher and it ruined his pitching career....never got over the mental block that he couldnt do it

    much like ankiel this will always be in the back of your mind when youre set to perform and also like ankiel youre likely going to see that its too much to overcome

    ankiel had to switch positions to rejuvenate his career so maybe your only hope is to go from pitcher to being pitched to just like him
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    as you leave your sexual peak (17-18) and get further and further away, you'll find that sometimes you just won't be "in the zone"

    exogenous substances like drugs and booze, situations, amount of climaxes you've recently had, stress, distractions ect will come into play more and more.

    don't worry about it.

    The Kraken will be the best guy to ask as he is in the medical field and has investigated rooster rings

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    Lose some weight and get in better shape

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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    good grief, u must be really banged up. Just search and i posted something similar before. I can expect this at 40, but 20's. Come on man!!
    List all your drugs, supplements you take.

    How often do you have sex, how often do you drink , jerk off, take drugs, etc.

    Need full story,

    Or perhaps your gay
    Fair enough, and those are good points.

    Well I came down with a cold like two weeks ago. It's for the most part passed. But I still occasionally take mucinex and vitamin c supplements. Daily, however, I take nexium (for acid reflux) and a multivitamin.

    I did get wicked wasted last night too. I woke up, went down a flight of stairs, and was completed gassed and nauseous. I drank about 6 bottle of water and ate a subway footlong today. I felt fine after eating and drinking water, so I thought all was fine. In terms of drinking, only drink twice a week, but usually get pretty hammered when I do. But the last time we had sex (Monday) I got fukked up the night prior and did fine. And since monday, I hadn't jerked it at all, but usually I might do it once a day or every other day.

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    Or you might like trannies...

    It's never too early..

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    Quote Originally Posted by MUHerd37 View Post
    Lose some weight and get in better shape
    I'm 5'10" about 160. In terms of eating, I only eat healthy stuff. But you're right about not being in great shape, ever since I changed jobs I've had very little free time to do so. After this episode, I will make time.

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    Tell her to eat your salad...

    You'll have a hard on for days...

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    Mayan, the ass crack is off limits, don't like that stuff.

    I like Chi-Archie's advice, I do like to drink A LOT when I do. And today was very stressful for me personally. But the weird thing is I was chubbin it up earlier in the day, so I was baffled that a sexy naked chick with my dick in her mouth made me completely flaccid.

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    I've always thought you to be a closet fagg.

    This simply confirms that.

    Well done.

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    ok i think I know exactly what your problem is. and I have the exact cure you need

    but to be positively sure I need you to take off all your clothes and take a close up picture of your penis in the mirror and PM it to me.

    i'll get back to ya with my answer in 15 minutes or so

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    Opie, this wasn't my first rodeo. But, yes, it does make me feel a little fagg fagg (even though, if I was that way I'd have no problem).

    Opie, has this ever happened to you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    I've always thought you to be a closet fagg.

    This simply confirms that.

    Well done.
    not that theres anything wrong with that

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chi_archie View Post
    ok i think I know exactly what your problem is. and I have the exact cure you need

    but to be positively sure I need you to take off all your clothes and take a close up picture of your penis in the mirror and PM it to me.

    i'll get back to ya with my answer in 15 minutes or so

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    Quote Originally Posted by stealthyburrito View Post
    Opie, this wasn't my first rodeo. But, yes, it does make me feel a little fagg fagg (even though, if I was that way I'd have no problem).

    Opie, has this ever happened to you?
    Uhhhh....I'd have a big problem if you were that way.

    And yes, this has happened to me many times. Don't sweat it. That only makes it worse.

    And trust me, as far as trying to make it happen, you're wasting your time. Once it goes down....that's an impenetrable force field, pal. Might as well just write that off and wait for a new day!
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    just follow my plays, they will make your penis erect in no time

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    eat more fruit and get more sun

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    Seaweed, has this ever happened to you?

    C'mon, someone has to have dealt with this before.

    I got smaller than JJ's 2" hard prikk

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    Quote Originally Posted by stealthyburrito View Post
    Seaweed, has this ever happened to you?

    C'mon, someone has to have dealt with this before.

    I got smaller than JJ's 2" hard prikk
    It's happened to every guy I know over 25.

    It's part of it. Anyone who hasn't experienced this, most likely hasn't had very many opportunities.

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    Uhhhh....I'd have a big problem if you were that way.

    And yes, this has happened to me many times. Don't sweat it. That only makes it worse.

    And trust me, as far as trying to make it happen, you're wasting your time. Once it goes down....that's an impenetrable force field, pal. Might as well just write that off and wait for a new day!
    Thank you good sir. It was a rough night. I was forced to eat her out for over an hour to make up for my little wanker not wanting to get up

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    This shit has never happened to me..

    Latin Studs like me never quit on the pussy..

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    It's happened to every guy I know over 25.

    It's part of it. Anyone who hasn't experienced this, most likely hasn't had very many opportunities.
    I'm not over 25.

    Opie, I'm a horn dog. If I hug an attractive woman for over 5 secs I pop a woody. So you can see why I am worried

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    FYI this does NOT happen to everyone over 25

    no fukkin way

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    Quote Originally Posted by InTheDrink View Post
    FYI this does NOT happen to everyone over 25

    no fukkin way
    Drinker do you ever quit on the pussy???

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    take any mollys?

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    Quote Originally Posted by InTheDrink View Post
    FYI this does NOT happen to everyone over 25

    no fukkin way
    Drinker, should I consult a doctor and get viagra? If it doesn't work, I'm ok with taking the blue pill. I have to be ready for ALL occasions, she doesn't come to town very often.

    Quote Originally Posted by rfr3sh View Post
    take any mollys?
    Never, I don't fukk around with drugs (well not anymore, 1+ year drug free). I have heard molly and other ecstasy related products do cause performance issues

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    try 2 tablespoons of apple cider vinegar a day for awhile for the reflux.

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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    Drinker do you ever quit on the pussy???
    mayan im not here to satisfy your fukkin perverted sexual fetishes gueye
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    try L arginine and some over the counter products first,

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    happens to all of us, especially after a long night of drinking...get some rest, eat well and the most important thing don't think about it the next time u with a girl - 90% of it is all in your head.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stealthyburrito View Post
    Seaweed, has this ever happened to you?

    C'mon, someone has to have dealt with this before.

    I got smaller than JJ's 2" hard prikk
    I'll never forget the first time i got an erection. It was 1990 and I was watching the Price is Right Final Show Down.

    Bob Barker's Beauties were advertising a boat cruise to Hawaii and the tip of my penis started to sting from the wool of my batman pajamas. Luckily, my grandma did not notice but i remember running to my room thinking i was an alien. I hope this helps.

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    stealther if youre under 25 the little blue pill shouldnt even be a fukkin glimmer in your eye

    stealther you under any stress gueye?

    stealther other than that i got nothin

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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    try L arginine and some over the counter products first,
    Just read some quick blurbs of the substance mentioned above and I'm not sure how it will help with this issue?

    I do see it helps with the release of hormones, is that what you're referring to?

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