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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    happens to all of us, especially after a long night of drinking...get some rest, eat well and the most important thing don't think about it the next time u with a girl - 90% of it is all in your head.
    rusky this is why hes fukked

    once it happens to these gueys they cant NOT think about it going forward

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    Maybe the girl you're seeing looks like Charles Barkley's mother.

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    Quote Originally Posted by InTheDrink View Post
    stealther if youre under 25 the little blue pill shouldnt even be a fukkin glimmer in your eye

    stealther you under any stress gueye?

    stealther other than that i got nothin
    Drinker, some stress yes. I nearly drowned in work this week. Not a single workday under 10 hrs. Some close to 12.

    And today was a relatively shitty day. I got assfuckin pounded from some customer service reps. It's just, those kind of things never affected me before. Getting off was my release from the day (literally).

    I suppose I need to take better care of myself.

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    Are you on any anti-depressants like Xanax, Zoloft, Paxil, Cymbalta, or Prozac? That can also make you flacid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    Maybe the girl you're seeing looks like Charles Barkley's mother.
    Quite the opposite, never had a greater sexual conquest.

    Quote Originally Posted by mtneer1212 View Post
    Are you on any anti-depressants like Xanax, Zoloft, Paxil, Cymbalta, or Prozac? That can also make you flacid.
    No, never taken any. Well, that's technically not true. I took a Xanax after having a mental breakdown. Made me feel like I was high I weed. But that was over 16 months ago.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stealthyburrito View Post
    Just read some quick blurbs of the substance mentioned above and I'm not sure how it will help with this issue?

    I do see it helps with the release of hormones, is that what you're referring to?
    do you realize that part of your problem might be that youre considering advice from someone whose iq would could be confused with an over/under of a big 12 football game

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    Quote Originally Posted by InTheDrink View Post
    do you realize that part of your problem might be that youre considering advice from someone whose iq would could be confused with an over/under of a big 12 football game
    Awesome. But if we're talking Baylor/WVa I think you're giving TT too much respect.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    Maybe the girl you're seeing looks like Charles Barkley's mother.

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    Quote Originally Posted by InTheDrink View Post
    do you realize that part of your problem might be that youre considering advice from someone whose iq would could be confused with an over/under of a big 12 football game

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    Giant, has this ever happened to you?

    You're dr. phil avatar gives your opinion more weight in my eyes.

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    The Giant, i hope that isn't considered a conquest for him.

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    I would also like to hear from The Giant

    I saw, i mean heard stories

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    I'm not sure what's more embarrassing in this thread:

    A guy in his 20s unable to erect with his pecker down a girl's throat, or the same guy asking for medical advice from TTwarrior.
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    Alright, let's get back on track here.

    Yes, I couldn't get it up. But the thing that worries me more is the fact I was engorged and completely lost it in a few mins. So I was hard, but it disappeared in like 3 mins. Wasn't even thinking of baseball and/or nuns in a convent

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    rooster ring

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    Quote Originally Posted by stealthyburrito View Post
    Alright, let's get back on track here.

    Yes, I couldn't get it up. But the thing that worries me more is the fact I was engorged and completely lost it in a few mins. So I was hard, but it disappeared in like 3 mins. Wasn't even thinking of baseball and/or nuns in a convent
    exactly.....

    so those penis pictures, where are we on that????????????

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    Quote Originally Posted by stealthyburrito View Post
    Giant, has this ever happened to you?

    You're dr. phil avatar gives your opinion more weight in my eyes.
    I rarely talk about my penis online, and even more rare is when I do it with guys.

    However, since this is a medical condition you are suffering from, I will. My username is based on the size of my penis. It's huge, brother.

    And hard.

    It's always hard.

    So no, I can't relate to you. You have one of those abnormal penises, while mine, on the other hand, is a thing of rockhard beauty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    I'm not sure what's more embarrassing in this thread:

    A guy in his 20s unable to erect with his pecker down a girl's throat, or the same guy asking for medical advice from TTwarrior.

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    Archie, just search "stealthyburrito penis pictures". They are all over the internet.

    I had another very vindictive ex

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    I rarely talk about my penis online, and even more rare is when I do it with guys.

    However, since this is a medical condition you are suffering from, I will. My username is based on the size of my penis. It's huge, brother.

    And hard.

    It's always hard.

    So no, I can't relate to you. You have one of those abnormal penises, while mine, on the other hand, is a thing of rockhard beauty.


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    This thread is turning rather, what's the word, gay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    I rarely talk about my penis online, and even more rare is when I do it with guys.

    However, since this is a medical condition you are suffering from, I will. My username is based on the size of my penis. It's huge, brother.

    And hard.

    It's always hard.

    So no, I can't relate to you. You have one of those abnormal penises, while mine, on the other hand, is a thing of rockhard beauty.

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    stealthy do you masterbate a lot and look at porn a lot?

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    Quote Originally Posted by doublej95 View Post
    stealthy do you masterbate a lot and look at porn a lot?

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    Quote Originally Posted by doublej95 View Post
    stealthy do you masterbate a lot and look at porn a lot?
    If a lot is once a day, then yes. However, leading up to this encounter I had not for 5 days. Usually after 5 days I'm more than ready to get off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    This thread is turning rather, what's the word, gay.
    and with that i do believe that weeder might have stumbled upon the heart of the problem

    fortunately stealther lives in an age of enlightenment when gheys are not judged as being immoral bad people anymore

    of course we will still make fun of him but thats besides the point

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    Quote Originally Posted by InTheDrink View Post
    and with that i do believe that weeder might have stumbled upon the heart of the problem

    fortunately stealther lives in an age of enlightenment when gheys are not judged as being immoral bad people anymore

    of course we will still make fun of him but thats besides the point

    Drinker, I've had a gay experience before. It was awkward and unsatisfying. FYI there was no penetration of any kind. Just putting that out there

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    Quote Originally Posted by stealthyburrito View Post
    Drinker, I've had a gay experience before. It was awkward and unsatisfying. FYI there was no penetration of any kind. Just putting that out there
    Unreal.

    More of the story is beginning to surface.

    It sounds as though Stealthy wishes there was some kind of penetration in his previously "only" homosexual encounter.

    Perhaps this is what you were thinking about when your female friend had her lips wrapped around your limp noodle. Were you secretly hoping, as if a David Blaine magic trick, she would grow a penis, become hairy, and drill your sphincter? Is this what you were craving, instead of a unsatisfying blowjob from a beautiful woman? Is it? ANSWER ME!
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    Quote Originally Posted by stealthyburrito View Post
    If a lot is once a day, then yes. However, leading up to this encounter I had not for 5 days. Usually after 5 days I'm more than ready to get off.

    i wouldn't worry about it to much it happens to a lot of guys, many are just not willing to admit too it. the big head controls the little head.

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    Could very well just be a one time thing due to hangover or whatever. Just your bodies way of saying no more.

    You should have asked her to stick a few fingers in your butt. My wife has done that a few times I have been to drunk to get it up (or at least I think it was my wife but who really knows), and it always gets me rock hard.

    If it will make you feel better go to a doctor, tell her it has been happening more and more and he/she will give you a little blue pill prescription. Use them if you ever need one or just use it for the hell of it. It gives you a hard on like never before.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post

    Unreal.

    More of the story is beginning to surface.

    It sounds as though Stealthy wishes there was some kind of penetration in his previously "only" homosexual encounter.

    Perhaps this is what you were thinking about when your female friend had her lips wrapped around your limp noodle. Were you secretly hoping, as if a David Blaine magic trick, she would grow a penis, become hairy, and drill your sphincter? Is this what you were craving, instead of a unsatisfying blowjob from a beautiful woman? Is it? ANSWER ME!
    I have a pretty vivid imagination, I could have imagined her as a large bear man if need be. But alas, That wouldn't have done the trick.

    Quote Originally Posted by doublej95 View Post


    i wouldn't worry about it to much it happens to a lot of guys, many are just not willing to admit too it. the big head controls the little head.
    That's the vibe (for the most part) that I'm getting. It's just a one off incident. I certainly hope so.

    Quote Originally Posted by downsouth View Post
    Could very well just be a one time thing due to hangover or whatever. Just your bodies way of saying no more.

    You should have asked her to stick a few fingers in your butt. My wife has done that a few times I have been to drunk to get it up (or at least I think it was my wife but who really knows), and it always gets me rock hard.

    If it will make you feel better go to a doctor, tell her it has been happening more and more and he/she will give you a little blue pill prescription. Use them if you ever need one or just use it for the hell of it. It gives you a hard on like never before.
    Hmmm...very interesting sir. I'll give the doc a good story about some sort of ED and how I can't perform. Usually I keep the anus off limits but I have heard that before, being that the male g-spot can be accessed through the anus and into the prostate. Again, I wouldn't be embarrassed for taking a pill, if it helps it helps, and I'll be damned if I let some shit like this happen again cuz my body says no.

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    Maybe you need your prostate massaged???

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    thousands ask the warrior for medical advice, im sure you could even google some. I have a natural cures page on facebook as well

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    TT, your advice is ok. I actually have tried the apple cider method for reflux before and it worked.

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