[ArchieBunker]

Seaweed set me up with granny this way I will be your grandpa and will tell you how to get snatch

[ArchieBunker]

If she blows you make sure you cut one while she is doing it

Meant to say don't cut one

[Seaweed]

She just sent me her picture! She looks a little younger than what i was told. Should i ask her how old she really is? Unreal, she is definitely not my type.

[ArchieBunker]

She just sent me her picture! She looks a little younger than what i was told. Should i ask her how old she really is? Unreal, she is definitely not my type.

Then saintsfan could hook you up with some hogs if you like them fat

[ArchieBunker]

No she's flatter than Saskatchewan

[Seaweed]

Then saintsfan could hook you up with some hogs if you like them fat

Sorry, she's not my type.

[ArchieBunker]

Sorry, she's not my type.

Maybe just have a few drinks you may change your mind remember 2 hits. a hairy hole,and a heartbeat

[ArchieBunker]

Maybe just have a few drinks you may change your mind remember 2 . a hairy hole,and a heartbeat

[Seaweed]

Maybe just have a few drinks you may change your mind remember 2 hits. a hairy hole,and a heartbeat

[ArchieBunker]

Trying to help out Seaweed otherwise set me up with granny this way when she goes to sleep I will take on a beaver hunt

[Seaweed]

Trying to help out Seaweed otherwise set me up with granny this way when she goes to sleep I will take on a beaver hunt

[hels]

I'd bang

[ArchieBunker]

Her face is okay even though she the size of peas she is worth a toss in the sack buddy

[ArchieBunker]

You need a role model I will link some Andrew Dice Clay clips later

[BetterBizness]

Asking SBR for advice may as well ask 2+2 while you're at it.. .

[Colts03]

[Seaweed]

[paco]

Where do i take her? I was thinking of the movies because it's dark and there isn't much talking but i don't want to spend money on a movie when it's free on the internet. I have no idea...i'm dreading this.

U are doomed from failure if this is how u think

[mikejamm]

Unreal man! Seriously dude, you wanna spend your whole life with your dick in your hand? There's more to life than gambling weeder! Place your bets early and go on the fuk'in date! Don't go to the movies because you can't talk and get to know her, and don't be a fuk'in cheapskate! Take her to decent restaurant have dinner and few drinks. Don't end up like tt man, suck'in down big macs and using the special sauce for hand lube, better go for it now bro, who knows how many chances you'll actually get for a real relationship.

[ArchieBunker]

Sorry, she's not my type.

Seaweed the problem is your scared she may not like you cmon take a shot start the new year with some hair pie and .

[ArchieBunker]

Years ago when I was chasing snatch didn't score with them all if you strike out there are plenty out there.

[elchristo]

Take her to a strip club weeder

Bitches love strip clubs

Tell her you don't drink

Watch naked girls and no money spent

Best first date of all time

this right here, best first date, ima use this next time

[Fidel_CashFlow]

eat her butt

[Chili_Powder]

Just tell her you're gay, and if she's cool with that then at least you might end up with a friend out of the deal

[Fidel_CashFlow]

I'd bang

[Fidel_CashFlow]

I think that chick in the pic is pretty hot. Plus imagine the cute faces she is going to make as your darting your tongue up her Muddy Mississippi

[Seaweed]

Guys, i just got back. I went to meet her for 5 but showed up a few minutes late because of the Louisville game. She was at the bus bench waiting and sitting on her hands because of the cold. I brought a picture of her in my pocket just to make sure and after checking, i was pretty sure it was her. Just when i was about to introduce myself i buckled. I didn't know if i should shake her hand, or lean over and give her a gentle hug. I just stood there like an idiot. About 3-4 minutes passed and i didn't manage to make up my mind. She then asked me if i knew when the next bus was coming, and i told her i didn't know. At this point, i realized my date was not going well. She takes out her phone and starts texting. I knew i had to say something soon so i asked if she could check the score in Louisville. I had to explain to her what sport it was, wasn't a good sign for me. She finally manages to tell me the score. I tell her thanks and continue to stand there. I don't know why i continued to stand there, but i did. She then starts telling me how she was supposed to be meeting someone but he didn't show up. I start bad mouthing this guy she is supposed to be meeting to make her feel good. I then asked her if she had time to grab a quick dinner. She agreed and i couldn't believe it. After leaving Subway i asked her if she wanted to go to the park down the street for a walk, she hesitated but she said OK. I felt on top of the world at this point. We went to the Park and i asked her to come sit on the bench with me to feed the birds. (this was the romantic activity i planned for my date) I grab the old toast bread out of my pocket and she starts laughing. She asked why i have bread in my pocket, and i was stumped. I didn't know what to say so i told her i always feed the birds. She gives me a weird look and i quickly change the subject asking her to update me on the score. She told me thanks for the company and she better get going because the guy she was supposed to meet is picking her up!?! I was so confused and i told her OK. It was a pretty good date but i don't know where to go from here.

[leafs_ducks]

lol. maybe she went on another date

[Fidel_CashFlow]

Guys, i just got back. I went to meet her for 5 but showed up a few minutes late because of the Louisville game. She was at the bus bench waiting and sitting on her hands because of the cold. I brought a picture of her in my pocket just to make sure and after checking, i was pretty sure it was her. Just when i was about to introduce myself i buckled. I didn't know if i should shake her hand, or lean over and give her a gentle hug. I just stood there like an idiot. About 3-4 minutes passed and i didn't manage to make up my mind. She then asked me if i knew when the next bus was coming, and i told her i didn't know. At this point, i realized my date was not going well. She takes out her phone and starts texting. I knew i had to say something soon so i asked if she could check the score in Louisville. I had to explain to her what sport it was, wasn't a good sign for me. She finally manages to tell me the score. I tell her thanks and continue to stand there. I don't know why i continued to stand there, but i did. She then starts telling me how she was supposed to be meeting someone but he didn't show up. I start bad mouthing this guy she is supposed to be meeting to make her feel good. I then asked her if she had time to grab a quick dinner. She agreed and i couldn't believe it. After leaving Subway i asked her if she wanted to go to the park down the street for a walk, she hesitated but she said OK. I felt on top of the world at this point. We went to the Park and i asked her to come sit on the bench with me to feed the birds. (this was the romantic activity i planned for my date) I grab the old toast bread out of my pocket and she starts laughing. She asked why i have bread in my pocket, and i was stumped. I didn't know what to say so i told her i always feed the birds. She gives me a weird look and i quickly change the subject asking her to update me on the score. She told me thanks for the company and she better get going because the guy she was supposed to meet is picking her up!?! I was so confused and i told her OK. It was a pretty good date but i don't know where to go from here.

[BettingWizard]

don't bother. You need to do a complete overhaul of yourself if you think this is the biggest anything in your life

[TheGoldenGoose]

cool story bro

[ttwarrior1]

[InTheDrink]

Seaweed nation!

[Seaweed]

Sent a follow up e-mail, still waiting for response.

[acampbell2345]

Storytelling up tonight...good job. Nice read.