[The DiB]

"So what are we doing tomorrow?"

[CanuckG]

girl threw up in my mouth while making out with her in a club

[Dutch]

Shart.

[ACoochy]

When she asks if I have protection. Would rather stick my cawk in 180 grit sandpaper and go to town

[InTheDrink]

girl threw up in my mouth while making out with her in a club

Holy fukkin Christ that's a traumatic experience if I've ever heard one

I'd cancel all appointments for two weeks and brush my teeth straight the entire time.

[Big Bear]

lmao @ this thread..

what kind of women do you people find?

goodness...

lol at this comment. It seems like a lot of posters have brought home women who like to fart and have smelly pussys.

[Big Bear]

speaking of farts.

say your girl lets a loud one rip..

do you usually just act like you didnt hear it and move on?

what if your banging her doggy style and she rips one do you keep going?

I would say the biggest turnoff for me would be a stank puss

[InTheDrink]

Listen bear its not just bringing women home. I've had a girl that I was with for over a year fart for the first time probably thinking she would push the boundaries on comfort level....I never looked at her the same again and we were broken up within a few weeks

She would have been better off putting on 20 lbs

[jjgold]

I love sex threads

I get hard as a rock

guys tell some fukkin stories

[InTheDrink]

jj this isn't a sex thread pal. You're a dirty fukkin perverted pig.

[Louisvillekid1]

god damn, you guys have had some bad experiences....

[ProfaneReality]

2 pages and no one mentioned queef ?

[bradthebloke]

i once barebacked a hooch in the ass. huge mistake. whole room stunk of shit and when i took a shower and washed my rooster, the water was brown going down the drain. god.

[keyboarding]

i once barebacked a hooch in the ass. huge mistake. whole room stunk of shit and when i took a shower and washed my rooster, the water was brown going down the drain. god.

That was a bad idea for multiple reasons.

[ThaTopMoron]

huge ... i dislike them past a certain size. and a double chin... i notice a double chin, even if the girl isn't fat or even chubby...that kills it for me.

[Brock Landers]

smoking

[paranoyd androyd]

-dark hair on forearms

-noticeable hair on face other than eyelashes and eyebrows

- bad breath is HUGE turnoff

-floppy b00bs

- any visible nose hair at any point. (even if a one time deal) is an automatic disqualifier

[CanuckG]

yeah bad breath/teeth are a huge turnoff.

don't like it when a girl can kick my own ass

[mh217]

here's a classic..

little boy and a lady carrying 2 bags of groceries get on an elevator..little boy goes "geez lady that fish really stinks"..lady laughs and looks down at him and says "nah lil boy i didnt buy any fish"..lil boy says.."damn must be your pussy then"

[JimmysEgo]

i don't like when they say i have to pay up front.

[Deuce]

2 pages and no one mentioned queef ?

Like when you're shagging? It happens.

[Nittany Lion]

2 pages and no one mentioned queef ?

Pfff, who gives a **** about queefing, it's not gas. Tends to happen quite easily when you're banging a chick real hard with a really wet pussy and too much air is being pushed in and can't escape.

As to the OP, biggest turnoff is easily a stank ass pussy or a Chewbacca esque one.

[warriorfan707]

Any kind of unpleasant odor.

[Marigold HD]

HUGH bush is not acceptable as well

Waxed or trimmed REAL close

This and only this for me!!!

[robzilla]

peroid stuff. the whole tampon string weirds me out.
and yeast infections.

[BrickJames]

So was in college seen this girl in the cafe who had a great ass wanted it so bad. Went up to her to talk and found out we were both from Ny had a lot in common I asked if she wanted to catch a movie back at my dorm later she agreed. So were watching the movie on my bed I go for the touching of the body slightly you know to give her the hint, like a smut bucket she bites. Were kissing and she starts to blow me everything was great until I went to pull down her shorts.

I never smelt such a horrible smell from anything and I mean literally anything ever before. And it was coming from her pu$$y, so I'm still kinda into it I'm thinking maybe this $hit will die down I start to finger her it just makes the smell worst and worst. I seriously couldn't believe this was coming from her so she fire back to suck me and as she's looking down I slip a finger to my nose to smell no lie I almost vomit on shorties head. At this point my Dick goes limper than Elton John at a strip club. She trying to revive it I just couldn't do it. I've never had the smell be so bad I couldn't perform like that plus I couldn't get the smell off my finger or out my room for weeks real talk. My friends would come over and ask wtf that was nothing would get the smell out. I swear on anything this is a real documentation of what happen Smh one of the worst experiences ever.

This is know as a bacterial infection. Tell that ho to get some pills from the docter, will clear right up. She will respect your honesty and let you fukk for life. true story!

[ebbearsfb1]

I mean what are you guys expecting... if your going for the tight hole.. you should expect worse case scenario alittle poooopp dick when you pull out... what did you think your get flowers and candy? The smell stories would gag me out... I can live with dump dick just no foul smells.. i mean I've been with a good amount of woman and never experienced some of these stories ... guess I am good at picking lol?

[ProfaneReality]

Pfff, who gives a **** about queefing, it's not gas. Tends to happen quite easily when you're banging a chick real hard with a really wet pussy and too much air is being pushed in and can't escape.

As to the OP, biggest turnoff is easily a stank ass pussy or a Chewbacca esque one.

I know what a queef is pal, and it's still gross.

[BroDog73]

My wife's a squirter. I've mentioned this before. I am lucky, she cums really hard, all the time. One time, a little too hard. We got done, I rolled over to get up and had something stuck to my ass. While she was cumming so hard, she shit the bed. Couple little pepples came out! For most, this is prolly a pretty big turnoff! For me, I felt like a fukking man! This was 10 yrs ago. I've been trying to get her to shit the bed since!

[ProfaneReality]

My wife's a squirter. I've mentioned this before. I am lucky, she cums really hard, all the time. One time, a little too hard. We got done, I rolled over to get up and had something stuck to my ass. While she was cumming so hard, she shit the bed. Couple little pepples came out! For most, this is prolly a pretty big turnoff! For me, I felt like a fukking man! This was 10 yrs ago. I've been trying to get her to shit the bed since!

pics or it didn't happen

[CarpeDime]

My wife's a squirter. I've mentioned this before. I am lucky, she cums really hard, all the time. One time, a little too hard. We got done, I rolled over to get up and had something stuck to my ass. While she was cumming so hard, she shit the bed. Couple little pepples came out! For most, this is prolly a pretty big turnoff! For me, I felt like a fukking man! This was 10 yrs ago. I've been trying to get her to shit the bed since!

lets get a pic or two bro

[BroDog73]

Sorry guys, didn't take a pic of my wife shitting the bed. I wouldn't be married anymore if I did! Believe it if you want, doesn't matter to me. Maybe I was wrong, it sounds like this is a turn on to some!

[robmpink]

My wife's a squirter. I've mentioned this before. I am lucky, she cums really hard, all the time. One time, a little too hard. We got done, I rolled over to get up and had something stuck to my ass. While she was cumming so hard, she shit the bed. Couple little pepples came out! For most, this is prolly a pretty big turnoff! For me, I felt like a fukking man! This was 10 yrs ago. I've been trying to get her to shit the bed since!

So she pisses on you? You know that is urine, right?

[CarpeDime]

So she pisses on you? You know that is urine, right?

damn so this dude's wife pisses on him AND takes dumps on him??? DAMN that is pretty intense bro

dogger lets get some pics on up in here bro

not hating, I'm just saying, I mean damn, you REALLY get down into it, you dig?

your old lady be pissing on you and like sh*ttin in the bed with you? that real and GULLY son

[MysteryMung]

Sorry guys, didn't take a pic of my wife shitting the bed. I wouldn't be married anymore if I did! Believe it if you want, doesn't matter to me. Maybe I was wrong, it sounds like this is a turn on to some!

Are you from Japan?