[BrentCrude]

Should be some funny stories out there?

[robmpink]

Stinky honey pot.

[wtt0315]

Use her teeth

[MartinBlank]

Tell me she understands a Brent Crude post.

[dondude]

Miss shaving a nasty patch oh hair

[SBRMAN23]

So was in college seen this girl in the cafe who had a great ass wanted it so bad. Went up to her to talk and found out we were both from Ny had a lot in common I asked if she wanted to catch a movie back at my dorm later she agreed. So were watching the movie on my bed I go for the touching of the body slightly you know to give her the hint, like a smut bucket she bites. Were kissing and she starts to blow me everything was great until I went to pull down her shorts.

I never smelt such a horrible smell from anything and I mean literally anything ever before. And it was coming from her pu$$y, so I'm still kinda into it I'm thinking maybe this $hit will die down I start to finger her it just makes the smell worst and worst. I seriously couldn't believe this was coming from her so she fire back to suck me and as she's looking down I slip a finger to my nose to smell no lie I almost vomit on shorties head. At this point my Dick goes limper than Elton John at a strip club. She trying to revive it I just couldn't do it. I've never had the smell be so bad I couldn't perform like that plus I couldn't get the smell off my finger or out my room for weeks real talk. My friends would come over and ask wtf that was nothing would get the smell out. I swear on anything this is a real documentation of what happen Smh one of the worst experiences ever.

[bb_skoots]

brat kids.

[raydog]

not a big fan of a lot of hair in my face...especially cold wet hair... i like sex in and after the shower, but i cant stand the wet hair dangling all in my face...its an instant turn off for me...

[InTheDrink]

a chick farting is a major turnoff

id prefer to think that any broad im with never takes shits

[FuzzyDunlop]

Speak

[NYSportsGuy210]

So was in college seen this girl in the cafe who had a great ass wanted it so bad. Went up to her to talk and found out we were both from Ny had a lot in common I asked if she wanted to catch a movie back at my dorm later she agreed. So were watching the movie on my bed I go for the touching of the body slightly you know to give her the hint, like a smut bucket she bites. Were kissing and she starts to blow me everything was great until I went to pull down her shorts.

I never smelt such a horrible smell from anything and I mean literally anything ever before. And it was coming from her pu$$y, so I'm still kinda into it I'm thinking maybe this $hit will die down I start to finger her it just makes the smell worst and worst. I seriously couldn't believe this was coming from her so she fire back to suck me and as she's looking down I slip a finger to my nose to smell no lie I almost vomit on shorties head. At this point my Dick goes limper than Elton John at a strip club. She trying to revive it I just couldn't do it. I've never had the smell be so bad I couldn't perform like that plus I couldn't get the smell off my finger or out my room for weeks real talk. My friends would come over and ask wtf that was nothing would get the smell out. I swear on anything this is a real documentation of what happen Smh one of the worst experiences ever.

I gotta know dude. (a) Are you black and/or was she black or hispanic?

(b) What college was this?

[JAKEPEAVY21]

Speak

[SBR_John]

Thin lips kind of creep me out.

[seaborneq]

So was in college seen this girl in the cafe who had a great ass wanted it so bad. Went up to her to talk and found out we were both from Ny had a lot in common I asked if she wanted to catch a movie back at my dorm later she agreed. So were watching the movie on my bed I go for the touching of the body slightly you know to give her the hint, like a smut bucket she bites. Were kissing and she starts to blow me everything was great until I went to pull down her shorts.

I never smelt such a horrible smell from anything and I mean literally anything ever before. And it was coming from her pu$$y, so I'm still kinda into it I'm thinking maybe this $hit will die down I start to finger her it just makes the smell worst and worst. I seriously couldn't believe this was coming from her so she fire back to suck me and as she's looking down I slip a finger to my nose to smell no lie I almost vomit on shorties head. At this point my Dick goes limper than Elton John at a strip club. She trying to revive it I just couldn't do it. I've never had the smell be so bad I couldn't perform like that plus I couldn't get the smell off my finger or out my room for weeks real talk. My friends would come over and ask wtf that was nothing would get the smell out. I swear on anything this is a real documentation of what happen Smh one of the worst experiences ever.

This is true. Smelling like roadkill is definitely a performance dehancer. I have been in the same situation, nothing different, I can't relate.

[brettels]

Farts!

[milwaukee mike]

mrs milwaukee turning on the lights - SCARY!

[excel]

One time this girl smelled like big mac secret sauce. horrible horrible memories

[keyboarding]

Asking if I'm done yet while blowing me.

[Chimneyfish]

There's something about the stench of a rotten box that sticks on you for days the way no other smell can, regardless of how many times you try to scrub and shower it off.

Another big turnoff for me is when I'm doing a girl doggystyle and catch a whiff of ass.

[Masu485]

It depends on the girl.

I'd let a thin hottie get away with a lot more than a chubby girl. I can picture hot girls taking a shit and it doesn't turn me off that much, but when I picture a fat girl taking a shit, it's disgusting.

[RyanLeafOfBets]

Fart/Throw-Up when you're messing around! Throwing up happens after drinking, farting happens after Taco Bell haha

[The Hot Pepper]

So was in college seen this girl in the cafe who had a great ass wanted it so bad. Went up to her to talk and found out we were both from Ny had a lot in common I asked if she wanted to catch a movie back at my dorm later she agreed. So were watching the movie on my bed I go for the touching of the body slightly you know to give her the hint, like a smut bucket she bites. Were kissing and she starts to blow me everything was great until I went to pull down her shorts.

I never smelt such a horrible smell from anything and I mean literally anything ever before. And it was coming from her pu$$y, so I'm still kinda into it I'm thinking maybe this $hit will die down I start to finger her it just makes the smell worst and worst. I seriously couldn't believe this was coming from her so she fire back to suck me and as she's looking down I slip a finger to my nose to smell no lie I almost vomit on shorties head. At this point my Dick goes limper than Elton John at a strip club. She trying to revive it I just couldn't do it. I've never had the smell be so bad I couldn't perform like that plus I couldn't get the smell off my finger or out my room for weeks real talk. My friends would come over and ask wtf that was nothing would get the smell out. I swear on anything this is a real documentation of what happen Smh one of the worst experiences ever.

Dude I haven't laughed so hard for ages, I am almost all in tears LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheLock]

-dark hair on forearms

-noticeable hair on face other than eyelashes and eyebrows

- bad breath is HUGE turnoff

-floppy b00bs

- any visible nose hair at any point. (even if a one time deal) is an automatic disqualifier

[TheLock]

HUGH bush is not acceptable as well

Waxed or trimmed REAL close

[SBRMAN23]

I gotta know dude. (a) Are you black and/or was she black or hispanic?

(b) What college was this?

a. Yes I am and she was also b. Pittsburgh

It was nasty man what drove me crazy is she act like she couldn't smell it like u live with that thing everyday you have to know it does. If i was a girl and my thing banged like that I wouldn't open my legs lmao seriously that's how rotten it was. Second thing that screwed me up was she added me as a friend on Fb awhile after school and it said she got married God bless that man he must have no sense of smell at all or his nose doesn't work properly for whatever reason lol.

[downsouth]

knocking on backdoor and she poops when you pull out.

[KnucklesAUS]

refusing ATM

[seaborneq]

There's something about the stench of a rotten box that sticks on you for days the way no other smell can, regardless of how many times you try to scrub and shower it off.

Another big turnoff for me is when I'm doing a girl doggystyle and catch a whiff of ass.

That's automatic. You are already back there with the tailpipe.

[bradthebloke]

ask me to wear a rubber

[HoulihansTX]

Bad breath, and a boney ass.

Bad breath is obvious, but a boney ass is like having sex with elbows. Horrendous experience for myself.

[ebbearsfb1]

lmao @ this thread..

what kind of women do you people find?

goodness...

[wtf]

chicks with dicks

[milwaukee mike]

a. Yes I am and she was also b. Pittsburgh

It was nasty man what drove me crazy is she act like she couldn't smell it like u live with that thing everyday you have to know it does. If i was a girl and my thing banged like that I wouldn't open my legs lmao seriously that's how rotten it was. Second thing that screwed me up was she added me as a friend on Fb awhile after school and it said she got married God bless that man he must have no sense of smell at all or his nose doesn't work properly for whatever reason lol.

reminds me of an old joke:

an old lady goes to the doctor, says i fart all the time but it doesn't make a sound and i can't smell it.
doctor gives her some pills, she comes back a week later.

old lady says, my farts still don't make a sound but now they smell like shit!
doctor says, ok those pills worked on your sense of smell now let's work on your hearing

[MB]

So was in college seen this girl in the cafe who had a great ass wanted it so bad. Went up to her to talk and found out we were both from Ny had a lot in common I asked if she wanted to catch a movie back at my dorm later she agreed. So were watching the movie on my bed I go for the touching of the body slightly you know to give her the hint, like a smut bucket she bites. Were kissing and she starts to blow me everything was great until I went to pull down her shorts. I never smelt such a horrible smell from anything and I mean literally anything ever before. And it was coming from her pu$$y, so I'm still kinda into it I'm thinking maybe this $hit will die down I start to finger her it just makes the smell worst and worst. I seriously couldn't believe this was coming from her so she fire back to suck me and as she's looking down I slip a finger to my nose to smell no lie I almost vomit on shorties head. At this point my Dick goes limper than Elton John at a strip club. She trying to revive it I just couldn't do it. I've never had the smell be so bad I couldn't perform like that plus I couldn't get the smell off my finger or out my room for weeks real talk. My friends would come over and ask wtf that was nothing would get the smell out. I swear on anything this is a real documentation of what happen Smh one of the worst experiences ever.

LMAO! I can relate to this. Since I'm a soldier, I've still strapped on the helmet and gone as long as I could. I couldn't stop the heaving though. Almost threw up on the girl's back. Went limp dick and pulled my pants up and got the **** outta there

[jjgold]

I will never touch a fukkin woman after reading this thread

Fuk that

Sticking my fukkin manican real hard