[Checkerboard]

You cannot win

80% I quit tonight after last game is over

Link: http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/players-ta...ml#post7429241

[jeffdane]

never heard of him. who the fuk is jj gold?

[Checkerboard]

Had a chance yesterday with a chick and just could not get it in, water fuked it up and kept coming out and girl went and fukked someone else in the cabana.

I think the only way is doggie style and pinning her against a ledge.

She was 25, parents were in pool also and thought it was funny and laughed at me.

I do not like myself and can't perform.

link: http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/players-ta...-sex-pool.html

[boatboatboat]

A post about JJ from another fourm. Note the date of the post.

09-28-2003 06:03 AM #5
THE SHRINK

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Some reasons that were given behind our reasoning to ban JJ were:

1-HE DRAGS DOWN THE QUALITY OF THE FORUMS...

2-HE KILLS CREDIBILITY...

3-HE KEEPS QUALITY POSTERS FROM POSTING...

4-HE HIJACKS THREADS-.HE HAS A WAY OF MAKING HIMSELF THE SUBJECT OF SOME GOOD THREADS THAT END UP GOING SOUR...

5-HE HURTS MY CREDIBILITY BY CONSTANTLY ASSOCIATING HIMSELF WITH ME, AS IF WE WERE IN BED TOGETHER...

6-HE FLAMES AND INSULTS OTHERS...

THE SHRINK

[Checkerboard]

You can win

It's possible

link: http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/players-ta...s-believe.html

[cobalt king]

The guy lives in jersey what else do you have to say

[Junkyard Dog]

No the people I knew from the family

I loved it too, some ladies were hot. I did not want to let go, tried in a nice way feeling them up
I tried to kiss my 8th cousin a few times in the smoking room, she pulled away. I told her everyone fuks around in families now as it is the new fad, asked her out like 14 times during wake. She was like 57 or so and fukkin hot, like 5-5, 160 and solid.

i need to make a vid when im fukkin ripped this weekend

[Xerxes]

Keep up all the good work! Stay healthy my friends!

[PLAYA-PLAYA]

BEST WEEK EVER ON SBR---KEEP UP The GOOD WORK GUYS----CAN'T STOP LAUGHING

[iceminers26]

best JJ strategy of all time is his philosophy on ending a losing streak,

bet both sides on same game

[compaqDikk]

raiders might have already mentioned this one

'I am in a losing streak of 11 years. I am 37 years old and have weight issues and it turns girls off.
I get tired of wacking off in showers and alleys. Even fat chicks turn me down. -JJ Gold

[compaqDikk]

Old 04-27-2005, 11:34 AM #1 (permalink)
jjgold

Status: Grade III
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 516

Default I Lost Everything I Own
Guys I actually snapped the last 2 weeks and that is why I have not been posting here. I went on the biggest chase of my life and the end result was losing $115,000 all from horses and maybe the final $2000 on the NJ Lottery.

It all started two weeks ago when I lost 5 straight races with $1000 win bets and could never acept that I lost them. I am a professional gambler and capped them perfectly. There was no way 3 out of the 5 should of lost and I was furious. The races had to be fixed.

I got so upset that I started betting more and more everyday to make up for the original $5000 and got buried. I was actually making $10,000 show bets on 6-5 shots and was grinding for a while but that went bad too.

It is amazing I pro like me lost his cool and blew it all. It is actually scary. I am actually living with a friend now until I get back on my feet. I guess I owe banks about $175,000 and ************ about $45,000 and there is no fukkin way I am paying it back so I am claiming bankruptcy and will be free of the debts. I love this Country. I hope they do not look back 10 years ago when I did same thing for only $42,000 though.

My Dr is also getting me a note saying I am having mental problems which will help bankruptcy claim and get me maybe some help from the government help which will be cool.

I do not know if I should start betting again next week or so. I love the Belmont meet and can probably win back maybe $20,000 for the meet as I have never lost there (meet). I can sell of my hidden **** for like $3000 and the mink for $4,000 so I would have 7 to play with. I should of never signed over my $130,000 inheritance to my brother. We had a claim in a house and I lost it to a bookmaker so I had to give my brother my inheritance share but this was like 4 years a go.

Going on tilt is very possible by any gambler and is your last bet going to lkead to disaster like me?

I need money help and I am asking every poster here if they can give me a $100 donation and up to Pay Pal or Westen Union just so I can pay my day to day bills and I will not use it for gambling.

You guys owe me something anyway as I am a good guy but very depressed right now.

Thanks
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Old 02-25-2006, 09:36 AM #1 (permalink)
jjgold

Status: Grade III
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 516

Default Looking For $20,000 For Horse Syndicate
I have 4 guys so far who gave me a total of 11,000.

I have another 20 that want in but rather have guys from Track Champion that know horses. The money is safe and being monitored by an accounting firm so all legit. Also you can write off your taxes.

You can wire me money but I prefer cash with Westen Union as it is easier to clear and we can get going.

I am looking to start this private group by middle of next week therefore ** is critical.

Anyone interested enquire within this thread.

I already have a rebate shop that will give us 11%

Serious guys only

Thanks

[compaqDikk]

09-29-2005, 02:40 PM #1 (permalink)
jjgold

Status: Grade III
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 516

Default This Is Not A Hurricane Pledge
Hi boys, I like many of you personally but not really when you post. I remember last time when many were very generous when I asked for money and I used it well. I thank the ones that gave last time.

Today young fellas my a good friend of mine wants to purchase a car (1998 Lexus) and he had all the cash ready to bring to seller and a fluke thing happened. He had the money stored in a fruit creight above garage and the garage is like a barn and had some hay in it that was so crisp a spark would of set it off. Well Boys it happened!! The garage caught fire with the hot sun I guess and the creight burned and all his money was lost. The house is fine because it is detached and the garage has some damage.

My friend really wants this car as he is devasted. He thinks it is lost forever now, the car of his dreams.

Boys I already have 3k I am giving him and I need 12 more for the sale. If all of you would just do your part and give what you can afford I would really aprreciate it and if you cannot afford to give anything, I would accept anything you might throw out as I can move it in the streets of Newark in exchange for cash. I will even take canned food if you want to ship. I prefer cash though/money orders, cashiers checks /pay pal or neteller.


I will then buy the car with the funds and really surprise my buddy. I think too it will mjake you all feel really good. Again i have given 3k already.

Let me see the interest 1st and then I will tell how to get me the money or anything you have laying around the house you do not want. It feels good to give like I do and i am sure you guys give too.

I know we have some skeptics here and some do not like me but I can assure you I do not bet horse anymore and this money is not going in my pocket to support my gambling. I actually do not even bet much anymore and when I do it is pocket change.

Thank for your consideration here.

Signed..............

A friend In Need
Last edited by jjgold : 09-29-2005 at 02:44 PM.

[ryanspeer2001]

Gregory you should go, I had near misses of getting laid and finally I knew it was NOT ME
They do not give a fuk if your bald and small, they like American Men period and you can come at them with a 1.8 inch pecker and they still will ***. I would like to move their and I literally would be a mini King Tut.

Recent but instant classic. Nothing like jj gold telling you about getting play in Tel Aviv of all places.

[Glitch]

i feel like a puss because i feel bad participating in this but its good times i guess.....

I want a fukkin e-mail of where you were, who you were with and time frames of when you were with these people.

I basically want a fukkin schedule of your last 3 days , when you were on computer, when you were out, what time you slept...ect

example

6:00AM -8:00AM......Breakfast, talked to Person A on phone, shower....cleaning
8:00AM -10:00AM...bank, errands, who you talked to on phone
10:00AM-12:00PM.....work, etc
12:00PM-1:00PM Lunch and were you with anyone
.....Nightime????? Did you sleep with anyone????????????????????????????

This is fukkin bull shit, Shari I am tired of it

YOUR GONE OFF SKYPE AS OF YESTERDAY, also want my ribbons and bracelet back

[Cuse0323]

Tempted to make a video but a casino freeplay is just heading right back to SBR. Send me a hat and I'm game.

[excel]

A post about JJ from another fourm. Note the date of the post.

09-28-2003 06:03 AM #5
THE SHRINK

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ODU GURU Join DateFeb 1999Posts20,881

Some reasons that were given behind our reasoning to ban JJ were:

1-HE DRAGS DOWN THE QUALITY OF THE FORUMS...

2-HE KILLS CREDIBILITY...

3-HE KEEPS QUALITY POSTERS FROM POSTING...

4-HE HIJACKS THREADS-.HE HAS A WAY OF MAKING HIMSELF THE SUBJECT OF SOME GOOD THREADS THAT END UP GOING SOUR...

5-HE HURTS MY CREDIBILITY BY CONSTANTLY ASSOCIATING HIMSELF WITH ME, AS IF WE WERE IN BED TOGETHER...

6-HE FLAMES AND INSULTS OTHERS...

THE SHRINK

[samgurt]

a nice 1-liner by JJ

I ride the hot guys or at least like to know who they are on

from http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/players-ta...h-tonight.html

[samgurt]

A good post by JJ in the thread http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/players-ta...der-woman.html

I sometimes watch those grannie porns so I do fantasize abut making love to a 60-70 year old woman, maybe fetish maybe Fantasy maybe only thing I can get. I do wonder about it a lot, how about you???

[str]

JJ made a video in which he repeated about 50 times that:

"BREAKING EVEN OR LOSING 50 OR 60 BUCKS AT THE RACETRACK IS LIKE WINNING"

[compaqDikk]

this is the original a day in the life of JJ. somehow either a new one was created or edited by a someone or just altered. this post in my eyes was the one that proppeled JJ to a whole Nother level. it was from that point on i would harrass, attack and target this tool
08-07-2003 10:59 AM #13

jjgold
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4:30AM -6:00AM Workout
6:00AM- 6:20AM Shower
6:30AM- Glue my rug to my forehead
6:45AM- Eat 2 granola bars, 2 milky ways, 8 oriole cookies, 2 bwls of cereal and maybe a few jellyfish candies and 3 glasses of whole milk.
7:00AM- Post at RX
7:30AM- Get into my 74 Plymouth (4 door) no roof and fly to work waiving to the ladies at the bus stop and fukkin praying my rug does not come off.
8:0AM- Play cards with the brothers for about a half an hour, no raises just $50 antes.
8:30AM- Work, all business, well sneak some posts in from time to time.
11:00 Break- small bacon and egg sandwish with potatoe chips and some pretzles and 2 sodas. If any milk duds are around I will eat them too.
11:00 Work
12:00PM- Lunch, usually Mcdonalds- 2 fries, 4 cheeseburgers and 3 servings of fried chicken , milk shake and one soda and sometimes a little desert. Post a little
1:00 Work
3:00 Break- Usually a small sub, pretzels and some jellyfish (1/2 pound) 1 soda (root beer)
4:00- Get in my plymouth cruising and looking for chicks, have wirless connection to post on the side of the road.
5:00 Diner- Usually Pizza and soda with 3 side orders of buffalo wings
5:30- Posting Zone
6:00 Looking for moves
6:30- Calling locals
7:00 Scouting reports from my people about books in trouble
7:30 Prime time, ready to go and hit a game hard
8:00 Prick hard and ready to go and post
8:30 If a good thread usually come!!!
9:00 Posting frenzy, fired up fighting with everyone
9:30 Call Kenny and we go over the day and behavior of posters
10:00 Betting ponies/late cards
10:30 Pacing in my residence and waiting for someone to riop me
11:00 Blast Bay City Roller tapes, dancing and shit and looking in the mirror at myself.
11:45PM- Dying to naill a chick but no one available
12:00 My fukkin rug is stuck to my huge fukkin forehead, get out w-4 and grease my scalp and rug releases
12:30AM walking around bald and posting and maiing calls
1:00AM- Reading the overnights for horse bets
1:30AM- put in some pony bets fopr following day
2:00- answer about 25 ads on thenet trying to get a date
2:30AM Getting little tired and eat, usually muscles, sandwich, peanut butter on crackers, popcorn, some sodas and of course ice cream about a pint a night.
3:00 Getting ready for bed, brush my teeth and check my pecker to see if it has grown. taking some type of seaweed rengle solution .
3:30AM Bed.............................

Good Night Boys

[Monitor-Tan]

I will fight anyone
If I could start the fukkin van

Everyone outside
Girls in bikkinnis
All the top guys on street in full bathing suits like pro swimmers
All flirting
Drinking
Parties

I am inside with fukkin binoculars
Spying on them through blinds
Fukkin broke
Bald
No rooster
Hot as anything, air broke

I swear I wish I could fight poster

Another Classic by JJ

[iceminers26]

LVBOUND if your a cop I have 10 inch rooster (Coach)

[mtneer1212]

Favorite JJ post:

[COLOR=#000000 !important] The one I go to is a room of course steaming hot, there are benches on the outer edges (perimeter of the room) and the rest is standing room in the middle. One door entry only and once everyone inside they lock it for like 30 minutes so the steam gets real hot, with an unlocked door any one can enter and steam releases out the door. Ok I prefer a towel or sometimes just go in with a jock strap or bikinni underwear. Majority of guys use just towels and some guys cut a slit in back of robe as it is trendy. The room I go to is usually packed with all benches taken and very few standing spots as steam pours in. I like sitting but the problem with that is if a guy comes in steam room nude and he is next to you if you even poke your head up his rooster is in your fukkin ear or near your fukkin face. So I keep my head down if sitting. If I am standing and I am alert because always a few wise asses trying to squeeze your fukkin balls as a joke not a gay act or pinch your ass in a game called grab ass. At times if there is a guy unsure of himself and a few horny guys around him they seduce and swarm him and the guy usually blows them in a fukkin lineup and a few sandwich him just like the word says and one fuks him in the ass and other holds him. It is sick, the noise could be deafening because of pain, moans, pleasure . What you need to be careful of is everyone is lubed up because of the hot steam and easy to fuk someone in ass with him really knowing it initially. My buddy felt a pinch last week and just thought a guy was fukkin around pinching him but he had a rooster in his ass and had to pull out. It is just too crowded and things happen like this. The normal guys usually just sit their or stand there and let the steam relax the. Some guys wack off and just shoot on the floor, sometimes fights start because *** gets on another guy . A few guys are gay and just go to play hard with each other or try and seduce straight guys in a sick game called jellywatchers. I go to watch the action and relax my muscles. Deuce I would love to see you get what is called "spindled" where a guy fuks you in ass right over another guys knee. I could hear your make sounds like a fukkin baby as your ass is pounded. Deuce come down one day and I will bring you, it is hilarious. You would be one of the door pounders trying to get out because your getting fukked in the ass or going to get fukked. The pounding of the doors is funny too and the door guy does not let anyone out unless of course a health or fire issue.[/COLOR]

[AzNDooM]

This is absolutely classic. A JJ Grilling

[compaqDikk]

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Join Date: Jan 2002
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Default The 30 K Dream!! Did It Ruin Me???
Boys I am sooooooooooooo excited today my dream came true in life of getting 30,000 posts or is it really a good thing and big day for me??. I have told the whole world about this feat and all my neighborhood is proud of me and one of my locals even waived my 2 dime debt!!! Wow!! We have solid bookies around here and solid sharks.

I first off want to thank my family for giving me the opportunity to post and of course thanks Freddie and Russel for putting up with all my shit. I never thought I would become a degenerate gambler and poster, boys I was a choir boy before I met all you guys online. I am going to give you a brief description of what I use to be up until today.

Well before the online gambling craze came I was a normal guy that just had a job in a local computer shop putting stamps on boxes (boss said that was all I was capable of doing) and I worked there for like 5 years or so and I was proud of myself. I wore a great outfit everyday usually striped material with the company logo on it and had pants with computer terminals all over them. I was the coolest geek around the town and sometimes had chicks smile at me. My nickname was and still is KISSEL around here and I still have that name. I got it somehow and has stuck with me until now. I would go home at night and play monopoly with my friends and we would drink cool aid and we would never ever do anything wrong and went to bed like 9:00PM sharp and boys I was like in my late 20;s and early 30;s doing this. I was a real life square and everyone though Kissel was sooo cute and I was loved. Gambling????? Hell know real tabboo in my family and the crowd I hung around with and i was like 5'4"ft 170 back then and in good shape.

Boys I never ever even cursed once in my prime or smoked, ect. So I was living real nice and in a nice home with my parents.

What went wrong??? Well boys the local owner of the computer shop where I worked gave me a computer and 2 months free of Prodigy and I loved it. I would browse the prodigy network and find all sorts of sports info so I started to become interested in them. Then as the net evolved so did I and found my way to gambling at esb and bowmans and top turf phones only and then of course online with intertops and wsex and oasis. Well boys I was a small fun player and still innocent and things were going great and upgrading online services as I went along and then found RX in like 1998 and just read and lurked and one day was at the Darwins International and so the MW logo and checked it out. I would browse in amazement at all the gambling info and of course dirty type stuff on there and I would blush and get all red (you know the dirty jokes, nude women, ect) never heard, saw or read curse words and nudity. I fell in love with it.

So one day off the top of my head I just made up a posting name with no meaning and signed up and that is when my downfall started.

Boys I read right through the Butane Network lead by Reno and Buzz Rav and the private network they were involved in and I exposed it way back then like with me 20th post or so. As time went on I started becoming just like all the degenerates here and getting caught up heavy with gambling and posters wars, ect.

I think the real JJ came out at MW and probably always was this real tough guy deep down but the MW posters brought it out in me and more.

Boys I have gone from a nice kid to now a foul mouth fuk and thug and degenerate and I do not blame myself but posters here. Every word out of my mouth is fuk this shit, fuk you, you roosterlicker, ect and I fit right in with the boys here now. Secondly never thought I would be carrying a 44 mag undr my trench at night.

All my friends have changed and now hang with like tough guys, gamblers, locals, sharks, pimps, gun runners and pushers. What the fuk happened to me???? I got caught up trying to be like Joey and ABB two of the main guys that fukkin ruined me.

I have lost approx 11 jobs since posting here for all gambling related activity because I needed the action more than the job. A couple of examples of my firings:

Nailed at racetrack when I was suppose to be at the office at 2:30 PM

Had numbers operation going at water company

3 jobs got fired for punching out co workers more because of jokes made at me or the one punk that through cream donuts at my head. Boys I was never like this before I started posting.

My appearance is fukkin shit too now. I ballooned to 283 and I am 5-4, old clothes with only the with the 2 flashy minks and a couple of real nice leather outfits and a few cowboy hats. I actually look like a pimp when dressed up for the big time at night.

Hang at social clubs now with all Johnny Knockdown types and all the boys feel sorry for me, you know not getting nailed in 11 years, real fat and bald and buried.

I got a lousy cheap rug that is made of some leather material and is hot as hell in the summer time and feels so heavy on my fukkin head and the boys from Newark rib me and call me "drummer boy" because I am always tapping my fukkin head because of the itch ( a dead give away for someone wearing a rug) I found out that is how Freddie knew I had one on, he always so me tapping my head with both hands and the index fingers. Fuk!!

Look at the losers I hang with now on the board day and night. Bookmakers, thieves, conmen, sharks, gamblers. Yes boys these are my new friends!!! I took a backwards turn in life and getting in deeper and now all I worry about is gambling, posting and hustling. I should try to get a real job but I think the damage is done and the posters here put too much stuff in my head through the years to be different.

What puzzles me here are why all the secrets and guys never using their real names. A couple of examples are like that clown Fishhead, I would call him and say hey Jeff and he would say "huh??? and I would keep saying is Jeff there and I know that was the name he gave me 3 days a go and he says no my name is Danny!!!! I swear this is like his 7th fukkin name and gets frustrating times. The same as with Stevo, he told me his name was Steve and I would call him that a few times and then suddenly he said that is not my name it is Mark!!! What?? Again like his 5th name since I have known this guy. What am I missing??? What does everyone have several names???? What is the big secret that know one is letting me on??? Strange fuks around here.

Locals???? Huh??? Never knew what the fuk that meant until the clowns here kept writing about them and now I use 3-5 .

Here are some transcripts of typical JJ conversations everyday:

"He Johnnie met my markers today, who do you like tonight, is the line wrong, move the numbers, give me a 2 team reverse, Hey Vito give me detroit for a nickel. Jo Jo we need a score, thans pal, hey ace, he lefty.Did you get the post?? I knew I was a certified loser when everyday up until today I go to the Deli and open up The NY Post and get my razor blade out and cut the lines out and then throw the rest of the fukkin paper out in the garbage and the store owner thinks I am a sick fuk for doing this.

All this slang bullshit, fuk I did not even know what the fuk a nickel was 2 years a go. I thought it was 5 cents when I was innocent. Now that is all I say now even when buying stuff at stores, ect.

Shit fighting with guys from 20-79 at bars, meeting sharks all over the place and running errands for the big timers, ect. Living in a fukkin crawl space with a computer terminal. Thank God I have not met any gay guys in the places I have lived because like I said I know guys that blow their landlords just to stay there. Of course too I have the big shot image carrying a wad of cash wrapped in an elastic band picking up bar tabs and shit and in reality to not have a dime to my name jsut carrying sharks money and banks money.

Although we are all losers here I love you guys and even the ones I fight with from time to time and would not trade this experience for anything. The one thing I have learned here is that there are sooo many bright guys from all walks of life and are sharp in lots of different things other than gambling.

Its hard being JJ at times with all my hang ups and bad appearance and shit. Boys do you think it is easy being 5-4 283, red hair (15 strands) shit rug, 2.5 inch dick and have not got laid in 11 years. I want to break this slump some day but some women actually say I have no shot because of various things and somewhat of a bird type voice, you know high pitched and shit.

Why do you think I do not go to Vegas or any other outings??? I would get ribbed to much and would end up pounding posters, boys you would have a field day with me . I swear I do not believe one guy could keep a straight face when meeting me for the first time.

I think though I am not alone because I met some winners from here and here is avery brief description"

Fishhead- Looks like a biker and scary to look at, beer cans all over his pad, sick!!
ABB- This guy is fukkin hilarious, he claims to be a Don Juan type and looks like a grizzly bear (6ft 4 inches and like 345!!!) cannot even see his face with the beard.
Sportman- 4 strands of hair slicked back and talks in such a deep voice I could not keep a straight face
Joey- 5-9 128lbs!!! Yes he is a fukkin tooth pick!!!! You would think he was some tough guy how he posted but no way. I would have this clowns lunch money everyday.
Russ- Actually looks normal (Tony Stewart) nascar type
Tico- Real long hair, glasses- Barry Manilow look a like
BP wears a suite day and night, politician type
Peckle-Chinese black type guy!! Yes that is what I said
Jimmy- Toughas nails and built real good and great looking
Totalsquare- Looks like Bruce Springsteen a little with a crew cut
Sick Gambler- Hispanic type Canadian Looking and look like he will pull a gun on you at anytime
Freddie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh I had such a hilarious run in with him at the track (Big M) When I see him I go "hey jerkoff" I swear this clown ran so fast over tables and I was laughing on the ground, He thought I was going to tear him to threads. I was busting his balls but he did not know and ran. Oh yeh he is like 5-9 or so, blue curly fukkin hair like in a Fro and you jsut say to yourself about him (What a fukkin mess!!!)

So boys losts of us have lots to be desired in the looks department and I am not alone and you would be shocked to know what people really look like in person!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!

Good Luck Boys and Thanks for the education here and all the fun I have with posters.

KISSEL (What my boys call me)

__________________
"JJ Call me a 2'x4' again on the forum and your going to pay" Sportman.

[PLAYA-PLAYA]

PRICELESS GUYS---KEEP It UP

[flyingillini]

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Five Star General

Join Date: Jan 2002
Posts: 45,912
Default The 30 K Dream!! Did It Ruin Me???
Boys I am sooooooooooooo excited today my dream came true in life of getting 30,000 posts or is it really a good thing and big day for me??. I have told the whole world about this feat and all my neighborhood is proud of me and one of my locals even waived my 2 dime debt!!! Wow!! We have solid bookies around here and solid sharks.

I first off want to thank my family for giving me the opportunity to post and of course thanks Freddie and Russel for putting up with all my shit. I never thought I would become a degenerate gambler and poster, boys I was a choir boy before I met all you guys online. I am going to give you a brief description of what I use to be up until today.

Well before the online gambling craze came I was a normal guy that just had a job in a local computer shop putting stamps on boxes (boss said that was all I was capable of doing) and I worked there for like 5 years or so and I was proud of myself. I wore a great outfit everyday usually striped material with the company logo on it and had pants with computer terminals all over them. I was the coolest geek around the town and sometimes had chicks smile at me. My nickname was and still is KISSEL around here and I still have that name. I got it somehow and has stuck with me until now. I would go home at night and play monopoly with my friends and we would drink cool aid and we would never ever do anything wrong and went to bed like 9:00PM sharp and boys I was like in my late 20;s and early 30;s doing this. I was a real life square and everyone though Kissel was sooo cute and I was loved. Gambling????? Hell know real tabboo in my family and the crowd I hung around with and i was like 5'4"ft 170 back then and in good shape.

Boys I never ever even cursed once in my prime or smoked, ect. So I was living real nice and in a nice home with my parents.

What went wrong??? Well boys the local owner of the computer shop where I worked gave me a computer and 2 months free of Prodigy and I loved it. I would browse the prodigy network and find all sorts of sports info so I started to become interested in them. Then as the net evolved so did I and found my way to gambling at esb and bowmans and top turf phones only and then of course online with intertops and wsex and oasis. Well boys I was a small fun player and still innocent and things were going great and upgrading online services as I went along and then found RX in like 1998 and just read and lurked and one day was at the Darwins International and so the MW logo and checked it out. I would browse in amazement at all the gambling info and of course dirty type stuff on there and I would blush and get all red (you know the dirty jokes, nude women, ect) never heard, saw or read curse words and nudity. I fell in love with it.

So one day off the top of my head I just made up a posting name with no meaning and signed up and that is when my downfall started.

Boys I read right through the Butane Network lead by Reno and Buzz Rav and the private network they were involved in and I exposed it way back then like with me 20th post or so. As time went on I started becoming just like all the degenerates here and getting caught up heavy with gambling and posters wars, ect.

I think the real JJ came out at MW and probably always was this real tough guy deep down but the MW posters brought it out in me and more.

Boys I have gone from a nice kid to now a foul mouth fuk and thug and degenerate and I do not blame myself but posters here. Every word out of my mouth is fuk this shit, fuk you, you roosterlicker, ect and I fit right in with the boys here now. Secondly never thought I would be carrying a 44 mag undr my trench at night.

All my friends have changed and now hang with like tough guys, gamblers, locals, sharks, pimps, gun runners and pushers. What the fuk happened to me???? I got caught up trying to be like Joey and ABB two of the main guys that fukkin ruined me.

I have lost approx 11 jobs since posting here for all gambling related activity because I needed the action more than the job. A couple of examples of my firings:

Nailed at racetrack when I was suppose to be at the office at 2:30 PM

Had numbers operation going at water company

3 jobs got fired for punching out co workers more because of jokes made at me or the one punk that through cream donuts at my head. Boys I was never like this before I started posting.

My appearance is fukkin shit too now. I ballooned to 283 and I am 5-4, old clothes with only the with the 2 flashy minks and a couple of real nice leather outfits and a few cowboy hats. I actually look like a pimp when dressed up for the big time at night.

Hang at social clubs now with all Johnny Knockdown types and all the boys feel sorry for me, you know not getting nailed in 11 years, real fat and bald and buried.

I got a lousy cheap rug that is made of some leather material and is hot as hell in the summer time and feels so heavy on my fukkin head and the boys from Newark rib me and call me "drummer boy" because I am always tapping my fukkin head because of the itch ( a dead give away for someone wearing a rug) I found out that is how Freddie knew I had one on, he always so me tapping my head with both hands and the index fingers. Fuk!!

Look at the losers I hang with now on the board day and night. Bookmakers, thieves, conmen, sharks, gamblers. Yes boys these are my new friends!!! I took a backwards turn in life and getting in deeper and now all I worry about is gambling, posting and hustling. I should try to get a real job but I think the damage is done and the posters here put too much stuff in my head through the years to be different.

What puzzles me here are why all the secrets and guys never using their real names. A couple of examples are like that clown Fishhead, I would call him and say hey Jeff and he would say "huh??? and I would keep saying is Jeff there and I know that was the name he gave me 3 days a go and he says no my name is Danny!!!! I swear this is like his 7th fukkin name and gets frustrating times. The same as with Stevo, he told me his name was Steve and I would call him that a few times and then suddenly he said that is not my name it is Mark!!! What?? Again like his 5th name since I have known this guy. What am I missing??? What does everyone have several names???? What is the big secret that know one is letting me on??? Strange fuks around here.

Locals???? Huh??? Never knew what the fuk that meant until the clowns here kept writing about them and now I use 3-5 .

Here are some transcripts of typical JJ conversations everyday:

"He Johnnie met my markers today, who do you like tonight, is the line wrong, move the numbers, give me a 2 team reverse, Hey Vito give me detroit for a nickel. Jo Jo we need a score, thans pal, hey ace, he lefty.Did you get the post?? I knew I was a certified loser when everyday up until today I go to the Deli and open up The NY Post and get my razor blade out and cut the lines out and then throw the rest of the fukkin paper out in the garbage and the store owner thinks I am a sick fuk for doing this.

All this slang bullshit, fuk I did not even know what the fuk a nickel was 2 years a go. I thought it was 5 cents when I was innocent. Now that is all I say now even when buying stuff at stores, ect.

Shit fighting with guys from 20-79 at bars, meeting sharks all over the place and running errands for the big timers, ect. Living in a fukkin crawl space with a computer terminal. Thank God I have not met any gay guys in the places I have lived because like I said I know guys that blow their landlords just to stay there. Of course too I have the big shot image carrying a wad of cash wrapped in an elastic band picking up bar tabs and shit and in reality to not have a dime to my name jsut carrying sharks money and banks money.

Although we are all losers here I love you guys and even the ones I fight with from time to time and would not trade this experience for anything. The one thing I have learned here is that there are sooo many bright guys from all walks of life and are sharp in lots of different things other than gambling.

Its hard being JJ at times with all my hang ups and bad appearance and shit. Boys do you think it is easy being 5-4 283, red hair (15 strands) shit rug, 2.5 inch dick and have not got laid in 11 years. I want to break this slump some day but some women actually say I have no shot because of various things and somewhat of a bird type voice, you know high pitched and shit.

Why do you think I do not go to Vegas or any other outings??? I would get ribbed to much and would end up pounding posters, boys you would have a field day with me . I swear I do not believe one guy could keep a straight face when meeting me for the first time.

I think though I am not alone because I met some winners from here and here is avery brief description"

Fishhead- Looks like a biker and scary to look at, beer cans all over his pad, sick!!
ABB- This guy is fukkin hilarious, he claims to be a Don Juan type and looks like a grizzly bear (6ft 4 inches and like 345!!!) cannot even see his face with the beard.
Sportman- 4 strands of hair slicked back and talks in such a deep voice I could not keep a straight face
Joey- 5-9 128lbs!!! Yes he is a fukkin tooth pick!!!! You would think he was some tough guy how he posted but no way. I would have this clowns lunch money everyday.
Russ- Actually looks normal (Tony Stewart) nascar type
Tico- Real long hair, glasses- Barry Manilow look a like
BP wears a suite day and night, politician type
Peckle-Chinese black type guy!! Yes that is what I said
Jimmy- Toughas nails and built real good and great looking
Totalsquare- Looks like Bruce Springsteen a little with a crew cut
Sick Gambler- Hispanic type Canadian Looking and look like he will pull a gun on you at anytime
Freddie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh I had such a hilarious run in with him at the track (Big M) When I see him I go "hey jerkoff" I swear this clown ran so fast over tables and I was laughing on the ground, He thought I was going to tear him to threads. I was busting his balls but he did not know and ran. Oh yeh he is like 5-9 or so, blue curly fukkin hair like in a Fro and you jsut say to yourself about him (What a fukkin mess!!!)

So boys losts of us have lots to be desired in the looks department and I am not alone and you would be shocked to know what people really look like in person!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!

Good Luck Boys and Thanks for the education here and all the fun I have with posters.

KISSEL (What my boys call me)

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We have the winner!!!! This is the best!!! Good one Compakky!

[compaqDikk]

"If convicted looking at 3 years max. I have kept this quiet but I forged a signature to get a 30k loan and got approved and went so far to getting the check but got arrested they day I was going to cash it.

I forged a document that I had 150,000 in stocks and printed out a statement and signed it with a manager of a major stock firm. Little did I know the bank went to verify and they never heard of me and police were called. I posted 3,000 bond so I have not been posting much but doing side jobs to pay for attorney fees. I think I can beat this as we have plan to plea I have a huge gambling problem and did not know what I was doing. We think it will work and I will go scott free with maybe a little probation but that is nothing and then I can get back to gambling after like a month.

I was going to open up a car wash with it, it is fukkin unfair. I did not steal anything and still had to pay loan back. All I did was forge a document saying I had 150k in stocks. This Country fukkin sucks.

A man just wants to open business and since I did not qualify legally I cheated a little. Fukkin bull **** when 2 months a go they said I did not qualify because of past bankruptcy. I mean that was a while back and they also (bank) told me about some CC I did not pay off 4 years ago. I owed $4500 on it but I payed it I swear.

Finally did you guys know they look up any past convictions?? I was arrested in 1992 for booking and 1995 for stealing sod and landscape equipment from nearby businesses but I beat the wrap.

Get this too!!! In 1997 I was arrsted for a a so called sexual conduct charge. All I did was pull down this chicks pants in the subway in Newark area and she reported me. I mean she was 48 and real hot and I thought she would laugh as I was only fukkin around and all the boys got a charge out of it. She called police and I got arrested and got 2 years probation. I do not know what big deal is to that as I still do it to hot chicks and they never say anything but maybe a slap in the face. Some chicks like it too.

Your life is an open book now.

All I wanted was my own car wash, leave me the fuk alone USA!!!!

I will beat this fukkin charge, no way am I going to jail for forging a signature and they got cash back.

I am fukkin pissed off

[Cuse0323]

compaq, the creepiest creeper around.

[compaqDikk]

01-07-2004, 07:14 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2002
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Default Sportman Stop Telling People My Rap Sheet!!!
Boys I have been getting e-mails and all questions about if I was a criminal in the past. Lets put the rumours to rest now. Yes I have did time in various times in my life totaling 5.5 years but most of them were minor and I was in the wrong place at the wrong time running with the wrong crowd. What is the big deal??? I would say 77% of guys here are fukkin criminals anyway.

Some of them were for making terrostic threats with neigbors and shit over nothing. I was innocent but got shafted.

Some others were brandishing a ballistic missile but it was actually fake and the feds said it was real.. They tried to make a name for themselves on that one.

A few flashing convictions to women on the NJ turnpike, I was just fukkin around and got 6 months for it because it was my 5th warning.

A few loansharking convictions

Get this shaft job..............growing weed in a county park!!!!! I was just looking at it and before you know it 10 cops were there and cuffed me to tree

A few assaults at bars, many boys one day I pounded this 82 year old guy because he stole my hot chocolate and the guy presses charges on me.

So boys nothing real bad and I am probably a saint compared to the rest of you guys


Well Sporto stop telling everyone about my rap sheet. It does no one any good.

Why do you meddle in everyone business???
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[refrain87]

Fav jj quote: "I have been to texas numerous times

Mainly Waco

I do not like the place, too many fukkin clowns with cattle and snakes in their backyards"

Fav post :
I could never have any sort of a pet let alone an exotic one
My religion does not allow it either and they are messy
I like things very clean and neat and have no need to worry about where the fuk the thing is
I could never ever sleep having a pet, I like control

[mighty maron]

medicate jjgold and perhaps he will go away

[mighty maron]