1. 05-29-11 07:29 AM #141
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I just owned him

    I hate when fukkin guys fuk with me
    lol luv that quote
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  2. 05-29-11 08:25 AM #142
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    Tolerance of all:

    http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/players-ta...orsements.html

    Guys should go back to their own fukkin Countries, kick these minorities out of usa where they take money from us.
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  3. 05-29-11 10:37 AM #143
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    One of my new favorite posts...

    The coach consoling a fellow poster who just lost his job...

    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Bad break

    Marketman Maybe come to NJ and I will show you a good time

    I will even pay for 2 pin hole blow jobs In some building in NY

    Basically you just put your fukkin head against wall and put your rooster in hole and on other end a hot fukkin dime blows you on other end.

    Market I have seen guys *** so hard from this they put their fukkin fist through the wall pounding it in pleasure.
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  4. 05-29-11 11:10 AM #144
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    Jesus, some of these posts could be combined into a great sitcom about a sad sack loser. Someone call HBO.
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  5. 05-29-11 12:18 PM #145
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    the wise side of JJGOLD in a classic v-neck
    east coast slobbone getup !
    "breaking even is winning"
    "spending money on a woman is worse than gambling"

    "right here ! right here !"


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  6. 05-29-11 12:50 PM #146
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    JJ's Greatest Hits:




    http://www.therxforum.com/showthread...t=#post5203854

    "When I was like 15 or so I was 347 pounds and got whipped with milk weeds by hot girls and some of their boyfriends, I think maybe that is where I get my anger from."
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  7. 05-29-11 12:51 PM #147
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    Best JJ one-liners:


    http://www.therxforum.com/showthread...t=#post5183067

    "Fishhead you still have a piece of those go go bars in Tampa?"



    http://www.therxforum.com/showthread...t=#post5154211

    "Usually girls that smoke are probably a little better in bed than girls that do not, smoking in a woman is a sign of agression."
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  8. 05-29-11 01:03 PM #148
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    "ima gd looking guy I read a book today that told me I'm a good looking guy"
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  9. 05-29-11 01:48 PM #149
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    gl

    I noticed bet amounts getting hire, your getting restless and want it all back sooner than later
    I know that Jewish men take chances and most of the time capitalize in life
    Respect the Temple men and good things will happen to you
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  10. 05-29-11 01:53 PM #150
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    I know some guys here that are eager to tell their stories but without a forum of other compulsive gamblers they cannot do it"







    Don't do coke and drink Brandy Guys welcome to the west coast"
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  11. 05-29-11 03:23 PM #151
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    took forever to dig this up. HAHAHA what a f*ckin clown.
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  12. 05-29-11 04:44 PM #152
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    Let the freeplays start raining down on us
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  13. 05-29-11 07:29 PM #153
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    "remember boys there's no juice if you win"
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  14. 05-29-11 07:46 PM #154
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    Favorite Post

    "I cannot even remember the last time I hugged a woman other than relatives at a wake"
    "I loved it too, some ladies were hot. I did not want to let go, tried in a nice way feeling them up
    I tried to kiss my 8th cousin a few times in the smoking room, she pulled away. I told her everyone fuks around in families now as it is the new fad, asked her out like 14 times during wake. She was like 57 or so and fukkin hot, like 5-5, 160 and solid."

    Favorite One-Liners

    "As far as looks are concerned I got dealt 11 cards instead of like 47 cards "

    "You sound like a very nice guy, you'll be gentle with me, with the anal and oral and everything."

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  15. 05-29-11 07:56 PM #155
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    Warning: Never Play With A Gay Bookmaker
    It is extreme pressure especially if your betting with no money and on credit.

    4 years ago I was in the hole for $4000 and knew if I lost this 3 team reverse I was in big trouble to this bookmaker.

    The guys name was slugger and when you lost he met you at his whirlpool and he would sit in it.
    Now he knew many guys did not have money to pay so basically the player had two options get in whirlpool and work off debt or pay the debt . Most guys went into whirlpool and worked it off because they did not have the money. I saw the straightest guy I ever knew get nailed in ass like 4 times because he owed $1500 to Slugger.

    This bookmaker was so fukkin horny too and rather have sex with his players than collect money
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  16. 05-29-11 08:32 PM #156
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    my guess is this thread could go 1,232 pages deep with 114,000 of jj's 243,000 posts lifetime in here. i recommend printing it before obama cuts off the internet like in egypt

    Default Big Boy Dan...............
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    3 Years ago Buddy I was on a rooftop in Panama City with every big timer offshore drinking and talking the shit how we were going to control Panama offshore betting. We had broads up there over looking the City and had the world by the balls. Danny I was on a lounge chair that day with no shirt on with all my chains with lots of cash. Every big timer wanted to meet me.

    Today Danny I am in Newark looking at my ceiling with a tarp covering it, no roof just a tarp. How things have changed.

    Broke and buried
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  17. 05-29-11 09:06 PM #157
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    I challenge this bald fukk in a fight, anywhere, anytime. He is considered an errand boy here in Detroit. Basically errand boys fetch us ice cream cones, make cole cut sandwiches, gets mound bars, jelly and eggs, basically our bitch. I'd shove his head in the sand and whip him in the ass with milk weeds.
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  18. 05-29-11 09:45 PM #158
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    Quote Originally Posted by Glitch View Post
    took forever to dig this up. HAHAHA what a f*ckin clown.
    This video is a winner! This was a classic for sure!
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  19. 05-29-11 10:13 PM #159
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    Good one liners:
    A few pounds overweight
    Snorting some coke dr regulated to Lose a few pounds

    Losing gambling

    No girl

    A little sad

    2) Worst Trivial Fear You Have????
    [COLOR=#000000 ! important] Mine is my rug burning when I am sleeping on my manican, stolen and or lost when of course not on my fukkin head

    Fear 2....rug blowing off

    fear 3..hot girl laughing at me because she knows I wear one    [/COLOR]
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  20. 05-29-11 10:20 PM #160
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Feeling so good this morning

    Sometimes meltdowns are very good

    I do not even think of Shari anymore, I actually do not even know who she is.

    I swear she can throw me her panties and I would not even look at her ass, if she was at the bash by the pool in a bikini with no back and 57 sbr guys swarming around her I would be in opposite area where the nude beach is strutting my shit and showing off my fukkin buns.

    Man it feels good..Shari who??
    classic LOL
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  21. 05-29-11 10:23 PM #161
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    One liner #1:

    I had to E-Fuk Shari over 50 times and I thought it was fun and did not have to worry about getting her pregnant or wear a condom.

    One liner #2

    GUYS I am normal you know, I am just like you guys.

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  22. 05-29-11 10:31 PM #162
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  23. 05-29-11 10:33 PM #163
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    JJ gold

    65 years old and sbr is his life... truly as sad as they come

    My dog has a more exciting life
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  24. 05-29-11 10:33 PM #164
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  25. 05-29-11 10:35 PM #165
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  26. 05-29-11 11:09 PM #166
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    I wish everyone a happy jjgold day.
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  27. 05-29-11 11:22 PM #167
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Shari,It seems you give mixed signals, one day you have 2 locks on your pussy and the next day your begging for it!!!
    Great one-liner!!
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  28. 05-29-11 11:27 PM #168
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    SMELL THE BLOOD SHARKS----FULL SPEED AHEAD----The JJ-BASH MUST GO ON
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  29. 05-29-11 11:29 PM #169
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    Look at JJGold's classic videos being bumped today on PT!!!
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  30. 05-29-11 11:47 PM #170
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    one liner, circa 2006:

    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post

    SBR will have the Real Time Line Market corned in about 15 more months and the forum and ratings market corned in about 4 more or so.

    the last time anyone ever corned a fukkin market was in 1974 with Cotton.
    lol cotton, however fairly good call with real time line markets..
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  31. 05-30-11 12:14 AM #171
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    There is only one jjgold. Is there any chance that we can get him to read all these posts? He probably won't like us making fun of him and will be swearing at all of us. jjgold has to enter the LAST COMIC STANDING auditions when they go across America. The only problem is that his jokes will be way too dirty for TV, especially the one where he tried to sleep with his 61 years old aunt. It's good to have a funny guy to make fun of on this forum, and great idea SBR to roast him. Thanks to SBR and jjgold for this.

    P.S. Please make more easy ways to make betpoints, and I'm sure everyone appreciates it.
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  32. 05-30-11 02:04 AM #172
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    Fav post on JJ's trip to vegas

    Loved the money shots and toledo Ticket

    Patrick I do not hang with 19 year old kids with an attitude, I cannot be around Vegas trying to pick up girls with that fukkin Albino. Parick I am not out here fukkin around and looking to meet posters, I am looking to score with yayo and broads.
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  33. 05-30-11 02:36 AM #173
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    i already posted my stuff but the JJ video directed towards bobby regarding shari and her 13k post is f'ing hysterical when he starts carressing the pillow and shit
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  34. 05-30-11 03:01 AM #174
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    http://video.sbrforum.com/video-9782...ot-Dealer.html


    This one cracked me up the most, JJ hitting on live dealers. I went around for about a week saying 'heeeeyyy babbyyyyyy"

    Then of course he melts down and gets mad at her.

    Thanks for the laughs JJ.

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  35. 05-30-11 05:27 AM #175
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Got an offer in Newark to work at a decent jazz bar
    Hot chicks, mixed races
    $12 Per hr to start

    Hidden $$$$$$

    Contacts such as pimps and dealers which could benefit me
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