[jjgold]

Had a chance yesterday with a chick and just could not get it in, water fuked it up and kept coming out and girl went and fukked someone else in the cabana.

I think the only way is doggie style and pinning her against a ledge.

She was 25, parents were in pool also and thought it was funny and laughed at me.

I do not like myself and can't perform.

[LVHerbie]

I always take some viagra before I head to the pool... you never know when you're going to need it... and if worst comes to worst you can just jerk off in the shower...

[vanman]

Had a chance yesterday with a chick and just could not get it in, water fuked it up and kept coming out and girl went and fukked someone else in the cabana.

I think the only way is doggie style and pinning her against a ledge.

She was 25, parents were in pool also and thought it was funny and laughed at me.

I do not like myself and can't perform.

I think you have a deep rooted problem,were you abused as a child.

[compaqDikk]

I think you have a deep rooted problem,were you abused as a child.

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confirmed orphan. 2 step dads and mom currently reside in a nursing home (dementia) in the mountains of west virgina

[jjgold]

going back today

[MonkeyF0cker]

Had a chance yesterday with a chick and just could not get it in, water fuked it up and kept coming out and girl went and fukked someone else in the cabana.

I think the only way is doggie style and pinning her against a ledge.

She was 25, parents were in pool also and thought it was funny and laughed at me.

I do not like myself and can't perform.

Get some professional help. Seriously.

[compaqDikk]

you can't knock up a 400lb whore in the pool, hank

no need to pull out or wear a 'extra small~ribbed for pleasure' rubber

[BatemanPatrickl]

Water always ****s it up; never had a good experience in a pool or in the shower.

Stick to DRY land.

[austintx05]

I think the problem is JJ likes men

[BatemanPatrickl]

Hank Webber.

[BrentCrude]

Every summer about this time you see local and national t.v.stories where little kids remove the drain pool covers on pools and get their intestines dislodged and live a traumatic life or the worst case scenario is you get gutted out like a dead deer carcas and die.I know back in the old days there weren't allot of safety devices on drain covers and kids were always goofing with them and you never heard of this injury stuff happening.Nowadays there's no excuse to have an unlocked drain cover.

Did anyone ever here the 9-11 tape that Limbaugh used to play 18 years ago when he was funny and more of an average guy where the guy in the pool was trying to bonk a pool filter hole and his tallywhacker got stuck.Some maid called it in and you could hear the guy in the background in pain.

The funniest one of all time was the Sears catalog from about 1972 where a guy underwear model had his thing sticking out of his boxers.It was sort of like Elaine on Seinfelf having her nipple exposed in her Christmas cards.

[BatemanPatrickl]

Every summer about this time you see local and national t.v.stories where little kids remove the drain pool covers on pools and get their intestines dislodged and live a traumatic life or the worst case scenario is you get gutted out like a dead deer carcas and die.I know back in the old days there weren't allot of safety devices on drain covers and kids were always goofing with them and you never heard of this injury stuff happening.Nowadays there's no excuse to have an unlocked drain cover.

Did anyone ever here the 9-11 tape that Limbaugh used to play 18 years ago when he was funny and more of an average guy where the guy in the pool was trying to bonk a pool filter hole and his tallywhacker got stuck.Some maid called it in and you could hear the guy in the background in pain.

The funniest one of all time was the Sears catalog from about 1972 where a guy underwear model had his thing sticking out of his boxers.It was sort of like Elaine on Seinfelf having her nipple exposed in her Christmas cards.

John Edwards made a fortune off the old drain cover off the pool trick.

[compaqDikk]

hey patty, I'll sell this placemat and mousepad of JJ I had made for $3
I will give you an SBR 15% discount

[BatemanPatrickl]

hey patty, I'll sell this placemat and mousepad of JJ I had made for $3
I will give you an SBR 15% discount

That is a deal. Throw in a JJ Gold t-shirt and you have a deal.

[JBC77]

Webber Sports

[compaqDikk]

That is a deal. Throw in a JJ Gold t-shirt and you have a deal.

don't bother with the shirt. i was thrown out of disneyLand yesterday for wearing it. It took 4 park employees to toss me out of the park. lot of scared children. heard some were actually more scared of the boogyMan on the shirt then the rides there

[LargeMouthBass]

She was 25, parents were in pool also and thought it was funny and laughed at me.

Whaa? You were gonna perform infront of her parents? I don't know about you but the girl's parents can kill a guy's boner real quick.

[MonkeyF0cker]

Whaa? You were gonna perform infront of her parents? I don't know about you but the girl's parents can kill a guy's boner real quick.

The guy is not only full of it but quite disturbed as well...

[Nightwolfkicksaz]

Whaa? You were gonna perform infront of her parents? I don't know about you but the girl's parents can kill a guy's boner real quick.

beautiful avatar

[MaxDemo]

Either you have a very small penis...or your gay...or both

[jjgold]

Never trying the pool thing again, what a hassle.

[austintx05]

Never trying the pool thing again, what a hassle.

couldn't find it? He didn't have any tweasers?

[degenerate#1]

I've tried sex in a pool once. In the Hilton in Toronto, it was so amazing.

[austintx05]

I've tried sex in a pool once. In the Hilton in Toronto, it was so amazing.

yeah, its great with women.

[Carlos019]

Done it at the beach at least 3 times, jacuzzi twice, pool once. Never had any problems except at the beach one of the times the girl complained of pain and had to stop, other than that I would say it is probably the best place to do it.

[pavyracer]

Had a chance yesterday with a chick and just could not get it in, water fuked it up and kept coming out and girl went and fukked someone else in the cabana.

I think the only way is doggie style and pinning her against a ledge.

She was 25, parents were in pool also and thought it was funny and laughed at me.

I do not like myself and can't perform.

[FreeFall]

I've had sex in multiple pools. If you care about the gal yeast infections are high for water *****.

no idea what could not get it in means. Like you need help finding the hole? Or the chastity belt was still on.

[BGS 9.5]

Clever Webber

[BIGDAY]

Take her to the hottub. Then she can do the work on top.

That's the best.

[BRAVES1985]

Water always ****s it up; never had a good experience in a pool or in the shower. Stick to DRY land.

[OmgUrMom]

its slippery,same can happen when use too much lube

[BatemanPatrickl]

Unreal. Great bump. I ain't big time?

[OmgUrMom]

lol didnt notice this was from 07 nice bump batman

[ronald]

Advise against banging in a pool.

rooster acts as a piston.

Pumps water deep into box.

Water can get into uterus and cause problems.

Avoid this behavior.

[dwaechte]

Haha, missed this thread first time around. Great stuff.